Charlie's Sister [Spoilers]

[Rellimarual]

Cannibalism isn't just morbid, it's a taboo. Human bones are used for various purposes, such as medical education, by people who'd never consider eating human flesh.

[Tylordian]

Here are Winonas speech files. It is confirmed, she can dodge charlie

Spoiler

return {

    ACTIONFAIL =
    {
        REPAIR =
        {
            WRONGPIECE = "That'd clog up the assembly line.",
        },
        BUILD =
        {
            MOUNTED = "Can't assemble it up here.",
            HASPET = "Nah. I'm a one-pet gal.",
        },
        SHAVE =
        {
            AWAKEBEEFALO = "Dirty work's not for broad daylight.",
            GENERIC = "Misusing tools'd be a workplace hazard.",
            NOBITS = "Smooth as sheet metal.",
        },
        STORE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's full to bursting.",
            NOTALLOWED = "That's impractical.",
            INUSE = "No rush, take your time.",
        },
        RUMMAGE =
        {    
            GENERIC = "Can't right now.",
            INUSE = "No rush, take your time.",
        },
        UNLOCK =
        {
            WRONGKEY = "Wrong piece.",
        },
        USEKLAUSSACKKEY =
        {
            WRONGKEY = "Didn't work.",
            KLAUS = "Success!",
        },
        COOK =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm not in a cooking mood.",
            INUSE = "How's the grub coming?",
            TOOFAR = "I need to get closer. Or grow longer arms.",
        },
        GIVE =
        {
            DEAD = "Seems they're dead.",
            SLEEPING = "They're off the clock.",
            BUSY = "They're busy working.",
            ABIGAILHEART = "No one should have to lose a sister.",
            GHOSTHEART = "Some things even I can't fix.",
            NOTGEM = "What sort of engineer do you take me for?",
            WRONGGEM = "Nn-nn. That doesn't go there.",
            NOTSTAFF = "That's not how it assembles.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSSHROOM = "It doesn't need this.",
            MUSHROOMFARM_NEEDSLOG = "It needs something else.",
            SLOTFULL = "No sense wasting materials.",
            DUPLICATE = "We already made note of that one.",
            NOTSCULPTABLE = "That ain't for sculpting.",
            CANTSHADOWREVIVE = "Not workin'.",
            WRONGSHADOWFORM = "I have to disassemble it and try again.",
        },
        GIVETOPLAYER =
        {
            FULL = "I'll keep it. They're all loaded up.",
            DEAD = "Seems they're dead.",
            SLEEPING = "They're off the clock.",
            BUSY = "They're busy working.",
        },
        GIVEALLTOPLAYER =
        {
            FULL = "They've got their arms full.",
            DEAD = "Seems they're dead.",
            SLEEPING = "They're off the clock.",
            BUSY = "They're busy working.",
        },
        WRITE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm better with my hands than my words.",
            INUSE = "Workin' hard, or hardly workin'?",
        },
        DRAW =
        {
            NOIMAGE = "I'm not much of an artist.",
        },
        CHANGEIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "All a gal needs is a good pair of overalls.",
            BURNING = "Fire in the textiles department!",
            INUSE = "Should I build another one?",
        },
        ATTUNE =
        {
            NOHEALTH = "I don't have it in me right now.",
        },
        MOUNT =
        {
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "It's a bit preoccupied.",
            INUSE = "Only one to a beef, hey?",
        },
        SADDLE =
        {
            TARGETINCOMBAT = "It's a bit preoccupied.",
        },
        TEACH =
        {
            --Recipes/Teacher
            KNOWN = "Pfft. A baby could assemble those.",
            CANTLEARN = "That's above my pay grade.",

            --MapRecorder/MapExplorer
            WRONGWORLD = "That ain't gonna work here.",
        },
        WRAPBUNDLE =
        {
            EMPTY = "I can't wrap thin air.",
        },
    },
    ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I really gummed the works there.",
    ANNOUNCE_DIG_DISEASE_WARNING = "That helped a bit.",
    ANNOUNCE_PICK_DISEASE_WARNING = "Whew! If that isn't the mightiest smell.",
    ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "Yeow. Don't make me come back in there!",
    ANNOUNCE_MOUNT_LOWHEALTH = "You're not looking too good, big guy.",
    ANNOUNCE_BEES = "BEEEES!",
    ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "I'll catch you next time! Ow...",
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Charlie? Is that you?",
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_MISSED = "Ha! I know all your moves!", --Winona gets one free hit from Charlie
    ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Yeow! Quit it!",
    ANNOUNCE_COLD = "Brr! Cold as frozen steel out here!",
    ANNOUNCE_HOT = "It's hotter than a tin smelter in July!",
    ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "How did I junk that up?!",
    ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "Democrew incoming!",
    ANNOUNCE_CAVEIN = "I hope everyone brought hardhats.",
    ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_SINKHOLE = "Demolition!",
    ANNOUNCE_ANTLION_TRIBUTE =
    {
        "Get a load of this!",
        "Hope it's to your likin'!",
        "Here ya go!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Another hard day of work comes to an end.",
    ANNOUNCE_EAT =
    {
        GENERIC = "Hits the spot.",
        PAINFUL = "Yeow! That one bit back!",
        SPOILED = "I regret doing that.",
        STALE = "I've had worse.",
        INVALID = "Pretty sure that's not food.",
        YUCKY = "Blech! No way!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_ENCUMBERED =
    {
        "Hhff!",
        "Easy as pie! Hff!",
        "Like eggs in coffee!",
        "Hhngh!",
        "I've... *huff* I've got it!",
        "Ha! I'm plenty rugged! *huff*",
        "Ooff...",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_ATRIUM_DESTABILIZING = 
    {
        "Something's happening to this place.",
        "Now what?!",
        "Let's not stick around for the fight!",
    },
    ANNOUNCE_RUINS_RESET = "Nothing stays dead around here!",

    ANNOUNCE_SNARED = "Hey!",
    ANNOUNCE_REPELLED = "It blocked my blow!",
    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I can't see!",
    ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "Whew! I can see!",
    ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Ha! Out-engineered!",
    ANNOUNCE_HIGHRESEARCH = "Innovation!",
    ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "Do I hear dogs?",
    ANNOUNCE_WORMS = "Was that a tremor?",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "When's lunch?",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "I didn't order lunch to go. Find that beast!",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Gah! I lost it.",
    ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL_SPRING = "Are those my footprints? Gah!",
    ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I only got two hands.",
    ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Yeowch! Hello workman's comp!",
    ANNOUNCE_LOWRESEARCH = "I'll take what I can get.",
    ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Gah! I hate bugs!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOWARDROBEONFIRE = "Uh. It's on fire.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERGIFT = "Not the best idea right now!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOMOUNTEDGIFT = "I can't open that up here.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "It's not safe.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "Can't sleep now, there's work to do!",
    ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP_CAVE = "No sleeping in the mines!",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "Not without supper first.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "That's NOT fine.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSIESTA = "I'm in danger here!",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA = "I'd rather sleep than nap.",
    ANNOUNCE_NONIGHTSIESTA_CAVE = "Sleeping in a mineshaft ain't a bright idea.",
    ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSIESTA = "I'd rather whip up some grub.",
    ANNOUNCE_NODANGERAFK = "I gotta stay alert!",
    ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "That was a cinch.",
    ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Yeow! Lay off!",
    ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "Woah! Earthquake!",
    ANNOUNCE_RESEARCH = "Now I can build more things.",
    ANNOUNCE_SHELTER = "Ah, that's better.",
    ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Yeow! That smarts!",
    ANNOUNCE_BURNT = "Ow! Ow! Ow!",
    ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Out like a light.",
    ANNOUNCE_FAN_OUT = "Useless handmade junk!",
    ANNOUNCE_THURIBLE_OUT = "There goes that.",
    ANNOUNCE_COMPASS_OUT = "Shoddy handmade junk!",
    ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Heh, whoops.",
    ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "Yeow! That still needs some tinkering!",
    ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "That'll get the adrenaline pumping!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOWNPORTALTELEPORT = "Thanks for the lift!",
    ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "\nIt'd be a pleasure to fix it.",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT = "I can do ANYTHING!",
    ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "Mitt me, kid!",    
    ANNOUNCE_INSUFFICIENTFERTILIZER = "It demands poop!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOOL_SLIP = "I meant to do that!",
    ANNOUNCE_LIGHTNING_DAMAGE_AVOIDED = "Ha! Now you gotta kiss me!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPING = "Oh no you don't!",
    ANNOUNCE_TOADESCAPED = "Slippery devil.",

    ANNOUNCE_DAMP = "A light mist never hurt nobody.",
    ANNOUNCE_WET = "I oughta find some shelter.",
    ANNOUNCE_WETTER = "This is just uncomfortable now.",
    ANNOUNCE_SOAKED = "I'm DRENCHED!",
    
    ANNOUNCE_BECOMEGHOST = "ooOooooO!",
    ANNOUNCE_GHOSTDRAIN = "My head's all fuzzy...",
    ANNOUNCE_PETRIFED_TREES = "These trees seem shadier than usual.",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_ENRAGE = "HOLY RIVETS! Time to make tracks!",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_UNCHAINED = "The mitts are coming off!",
    ANNOUNCE_KLAUS_CALLFORHELP = "He called his goons!",
    
    BATTLECRY =
    {
        GENERIC = "I'll demolish you!",
        PIG = "We're makin' bacon!",
        PREY = "I'm the engineer of your demise!",
        SPIDER = "I hate spiders!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Let's dance!",
        DEER = "Let's throw down!",
    },
    COMBAT_QUIT =
    {
        GENERIC = "I quit!",
        PIG = "I went easy on you!",
        PREY = "...Demolition's rescheduled.",
        SPIDER = "This isn't over!",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Next time!",
    },
    DESCRIBE =
    {
        MULTIPLAYER_PORTAL = "That was a one-way ticket.",
        ANTLION = 
        {
            GENERIC = "How's the weather up there?",
            VERYHAPPY = "Looks like we're safe for awhile.",
            UNHAPPY = "That is not a happy monster.",
        },
        ANTLIONTRINKET = "It's a colorful bucket.",
        SANDSPIKE = "Hit and a miss!",
        SANDBLOCK = "Things are getting gritty!",
        GLASSSPIKE = "That's a hazardous decoration.",
        GLASSBLOCK = "Admirable craftsmanship.",
        ABIGAIL_FLOWER = 
        { 
            GENERIC = "It's a nice little flower.",
            LONG = "It's a nice little flower.",
            MEDIUM = "It's getting antsy.",
            SOON = "Something's coming.",
            HAUNTED_POCKET = "It wants down.",
            HAUNTED_GROUND = "What do you want? Water?",
        },

        BALLOONS_EMPTY = "No fun without Wes.",
        BALLOON = "Oh! A balloon.",

        BERNIE_INACTIVE =
        {
            BROKEN = "He's a bit of a fixer-upper.",
            GENERIC = "This little guy's been well loved.",
        },

        BERNIE_ACTIVE = "Is he clockwork? Can I peek inside?",
        
        BOOK_BIRDS = "I was never much of a book learner.",
        BOOK_TENTACLES = "I'm not really a \"book smarts\" kind of gal.",
        BOOK_GARDENING = "I prefer to learn from experience.",
        BOOK_SLEEP = "I already know how to sleep, thanks.",
        BOOK_BRIMSTONE = "I prefer hands-on learning.",

        PLAYER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey, %s! How ya doin'?",
            ATTACKER = "Hands to yourself, bucko!",
            MURDERER = "Murder! Get'em!",
            REVIVER = "You're good people, %s.",
            GHOST = "Stop whinin', %s, it's just a scratch!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You better not have singed any of my projects, %s.",
        },
        WILSON = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey %s! How ya doin'?",
            ATTACKER = "Hands to yourself, bucko!",
            MURDERER = "Mad scientist! Get'em!",
            REVIVER = "You got a good head on your shoulders, scientist.",
            GHOST = "Stop whinin', %s, it's just a scratch!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You better not have singed any of my projects, scientist.",
        },
        WOLFGANG = 
        {
            GENERIC = "How you doin', big guy?",
            ATTACKER = "I wouldn't wanna catch the business end of those mitts!",
            MURDERER = "Watch out! He's got a taste fer blood now!",
            REVIVER = "You're just a big softie, ain'tcha, %s?",
            GHOST = "Walk it off, big guy!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Was that fire an accident, %s?",
        },
        WAXWELL = 
        {
            GENERIC = "So... %s.",
            ATTACKER = "Don't make me noogie you, %s.",
            MURDERER = "How many lives you plannin' on ruinin', %s?",
            REVIVER = "Nice job, ya big walnut.",
            GHOST = "We both know that's not gonna stop ya, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Mysterious fires seem to follow you like a plague, %s.",
        },
        WX78 = 
        {
            GENERIC = "C'mon, %s! Justa lil peek under the hood!",
            ATTACKER = "Yeesh. They're on the fritz again.",
            MURDERER = "I'm gonna reset you to factory standards, bot.",
            REVIVER = "Ha! This bucket'o'bolts has feelings after all!",
            GHOST = "Incredible! You gotta tell me how that works, %s!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Your logic lets you set fires, %s? Why?",
        },
        WILLOW = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Good ta see ya, %s!",
            ATTACKER = "%s's turning out to be a major workplace hazard.",
            MURDERER = "She's gone nuts! Get'er!",
            REVIVER = "You're good people, %s.",
            GHOST = "All that butt talk and you went and got yours handed to ya!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Business as usual.",
        },
        WENDY = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey there, %s.",
            ATTACKER = "Woah! Watch it there, slugger!",
            MURDERER = "She's not playin'! Murderer!",
            REVIVER = "You got a sharp mind on ya, %s.",
            GHOST = "That's fine so long as you left the other guy lookin' worse.",
            FIRESTARTER = "You got somethin' you wanna tell me about that fire, %s?",
        },
        WOODIE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "You down ta chop some trees for me later, %s?",
            ATTACKER = "Watch where you're swingin' that thing, %s!",
            MURDERER = "Yikes! Axe murderer!",
            REVIVER = "You're a good, honest guy, %s.",
            GHOST = "You're fine, %s, I've seen worse.",
            BEAVER = "Well ain't that somethin'.",
            BEAVERGHOST = "You're just a walkin' disaster, ain'tcha, %s?",
            FIRESTARTER = "You're gonna start a forest fire, %s!",
        },
        WICKERBOTTOM = 
        {
            GENERIC = "How's life treatin' ya, grams?",
            ATTACKER = "Yeesh, the librarian packs a punch!",
            MURDERER = "Watch out! Grams is on a rampage!",
            REVIVER = "Don't worry grams, I won't read too much into it. Ha!",
            GHOST = "Nothin' you can't handle, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "A fire? I thought you were the responsible one, grams.",
        },
        WES = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Don't worry bucko, I'll do enough talking for the two of us! Ha!",
            ATTACKER = "Didn't know ya had it in ya, %s!",
            MURDERER = "Killer mime! We're havin' nightmares tonight!",
            REVIVER = "Thanks for the assist, %s.",
            GHOST = "Stop making that face, %s. You're not gettin' workman's comp!",
            FIRESTARTER = "You the one responsible for that fire, %s?",
        },
        WEBBER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "How's life treating ya, squirt?",
            ATTACKER = "Yeesh, kid, dial it back!",
            MURDERER = "Killer spider! Get it!",
            REVIVER = "You did good, kid.",
            GHOST = "You're gonna be fine, kid, yer a boxer.",
            FIRESTARTER = "Alright, %s. Why'd ya set the fire?",
        },
        WATHGRITHR = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Hey! Arm wrestle rematch later, %s?",
            ATTACKER = "Woah! Watch that right hook there, %s!",
            MURDERER = "Takin' the warrior thing too far, %s!",
            REVIVER = "That was good work there, %s.",
            GHOST = "Shake it off, %s, there's work to do!",
            FIRESTARTER = "Quit startin' fires, %s!",
        },
        WINONA = 
        {
            GENERIC = "That's a good lookin' gal!",
            ATTACKER = "It was %s, not me! Swear it!",
            MURDERER = "You're not me! I'd never murder so openly!",
            REVIVER = "I owe ya one, %s.",
            GHOST = "That is not a good look on you, %s.",
            FIRESTARTER = "We're supposed to build machines, not fires!",
        },
        MIGRATION_PORTAL = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Hellooo? Anyone in there?",
            OPEN = "Make way! I'm coming through!",
            FULL = "It's packed. I'll stay put.",
        },
        GLOMMER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Check out the peepers on this guy.",
            SLEEPING = "He deserves a break.",
        },
        GLOMMERFLOWER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "That's one big flower.",
            DEAD = "Did we not water it enough?",
        },
        GLOMMERWINGS = "You can see right through'em.",
        GLOMMERFUEL = "Doesn't look useful.",
        BELL = "There's always a stampede when the quittin' bell rings.",
        STATUEGLOMMER = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "One weird sculpture.",
            EMPTY = "The materials were worth more than the statue.",
        },

        LAVA_POND_ROCK = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK2 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK3 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK4 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK5 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK6 = "That... is a rock.",
        LAVA_POND_ROCK7 = "That... is a rock.",

        WEBBERSKULL = "I swear the kid'd lose his head if it weren't... wait.",
        WORMLIGHT = "It glows just as much on the way out, lemme tell you.",
        WORMLIGHT_LESSER = "This one's a bit shrivelly.",
        WORM =
        {
            PLANT = "Nothing out of the ordinary.",
            DIRT = "Mhm. That's dirt!",
            WORM = "That's a huge worm!",
        },
        WORMLIGHT_PLANT = "Nothing out of the ordinary.",
        MOLE =
        {
            HELD = "I love it.",
            UNDERGROUND = "Dutiful little miner.",
            ABOVEGROUND = "Taking a break from the mines?",
        },
        MOLEHILL = "The excavation crew's down there.",
        MOLEHAT = "A real strange contraption.",

        EEL = "You're looking a little eel. Ha!",
        EEL_COOKED = "I'll eat anything once.",
        UNAGI = "Fancy eats.",
        EYETURRET = "That's a fine piece of work.",
        EYETURRET_ITEM = "Lemme assemble it.",
        MINOTAURHORN = "That's one doozy of a horn!",
        MINOTAURCHEST = "Maybe there's loot inside.",
        THULECITE_PIECES = "Just needs a spitshine.",
        POND_ALGAE = "Ha! Gross.",
        GREENSTAFF = "It's a hard work destroyer.",
        POTTEDFERN = "That's my kind of decor. Simple.",
        SUCCULENT_POTTED = "It's in a pot now.",
        SUCCULENT_PLANT = "That plant doesn't give up easy.",
        SUCCULENT_PICKED = "It's been picked.",
        GIFT = "My presence is a gift. Ha.",
        GIFTWRAP = "I could wrap stuff up real nice.",
        SENTRYWARD = "Someone's got their eye on me.",
        TOWNPORTAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It runs on magic instead of electricity.",
            ACTIVE = "Rarin' to go.",
        },
        TOWNPORTALTALISMAN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's uh, a rock. Mhm.",
            ACTIVE = "Let's get a move on.",
        },
        WETPAPER = "Is something written on it?",
        WETPOUCH = "Hefty.",
        MOONROCK_PIECES = "That's... strange.",
        MOONBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't think it's done yet.",
            BROKEN = "In need of a good fixin'!",
            STAFFED = "Job well done! Now what?",
            WRONGSTAFF = "Hm. This wasn't assembled right.",
            MOONSTAFF = "Moonlight's good for the complexion, hey?",
        },
        MOONDIAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Must be broke. I can still see the moon.",
            NIGHT_NEW = "Brand spanking new moon.",
            NIGHT_WAX = "It's waxing.",
            NIGHT_FULL = "Full as can be.",
            NIGHT_WANE = "It's waning.",
            CAVE = "It was impractical to build this here.",
        },
        THULECITE = "I love getting new materials.",
        ARMORRUINS = "Such craftsmanship!",
        ARMORSKELETON = "More than a bit unsettling.",
        RUINS_BAT = "This Thulecite stuff is incredible!",
        RUINSHAT = "Transforms the wearer into the \"King of Snoot\".",
        NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
        {
            CALM = "Nothing out of place here.",    --calm phase
            WARN = "I feel uneasy for some reason.",    --Before nightmare
            WAXING = "The air prickles with intensity.", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
            STEADY = "This horrible feeling has reached its peak.", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
            WANING = "My head's finally starting to clear.", --Nightmare 66% +
            DAWN = "I'm feeling much better.", --After nightmare
            NOMAGIC = "Things seem pretty normal.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
        },
        BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "Did the get you, too?",
        ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "Get a load of this spalder.",
        KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "You're in rough shape, huh?",
        MINOTAUR = "You've been down here too long.",
        SPIDER_DROPPER = "That's a nasty looking spider!",
        NIGHTMARELIGHT = "I regret poking my nose so far down here.",
        NIGHTSTICK = "Electricity at my fingertips.",
        GREENGEM = "Now that's a proper gem.",
        RELIC = "Handmade goods are outdated. Mass production is the future.",
        MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "That's really not my forte.",
        ORANGESTAFF = "For people who fear good, honest work.",
        YELLOWAMULET = "Useful little tool.",
        GREENAMULET = "We could be good friends, you and I.",
        SLURPERPELT = "That's WAY too fuzzy.",    

        SLURPER = "It's just a mouth!",
        SLURPER_PELT = "That's WAY too fuzzy.",
        ARMORSLURPER = "So tight I barely remember my hunger!",
        ORANGEAMULET = "For those with a lackluster work ethic.",
        YELLOWSTAFF = "I'm not fully grasping this whole \"magic\" thing.",
        YELLOWGEM = "I like gems best before they're cut.",
        ORANGEGEM = "I don't like it.",
        OPALSTAFF = "Did it get chillier out here?",
        OPALPRECIOUSGEM = "This gem feels sad.",
        TELEBASE = 
        {
            VALID = "Fully operational.",
            GEMS = "Still gotta tinker with it a bit.",
        },
        GEMSOCKET = 
        {
            VALID = "Ready for a test run!",
            GEMS = "Still gotta tinker with it a bit.",
        },
        STAFFLIGHT = "No time for star gazin'.",
        STAFFCOLDLIGHT = "That's real pretty.",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "Some incredible things could be built here.",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "Needs a good fixing.",

        ANCIENT_STATUE = "I'd never wanna meet one in person.",

        LICHEN = "Not to my lichen. Ha!",
        CUTLICHEN = "Not to my lichen. Ha!",
        CAVE_BANANA = "Everything since I got here has been bananas.",
        CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Caramelized banana is great.",
        CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "That's, uh, a banana tree.",
        ROCKY = "Easy there, slugger!",
        
        COMPASS =
        {
            GENERIC= "I'm pretty good with directions.",
            N = "North.",
            S = "South.",
            E = "East.",
            W = "West.",
            NE = "Northeast.",
            SE = "Southeast.",
            NW = "Northwest.",
            SW = "Southwest.",
        },

        HOUNDSTOOTH= "I hope no one comes back for it.",
        ARMORSNURTLESHELL= "Go ahead, give'it a punch.",
        BAT= "Stay out of my mines!",
        BATBAT = "Clever.",
        BATWING="Surprisingly meaty.",
        BATWING_COOKED= "Meat's meat.",
        BATCAVE = "I'm gonna leave that right alone.",
        BEDROLL_FURRY= "Better to hit the fur than the hay.",
        BUNNYMAN= "You really oughta get some sun.",
        FLOWER_CAVE= "Woah! It doesn't even need electricity!",
        FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE= "Woah! It doesn't even need electricity!",
        FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE= "Woah! It doesn't even need electricity!",
        GUANO= "What? We all do it.",
        LANTERN= "Who would want a non-electric lamp?",
        LIGHTBULB= "Not at all like the lightbulbs I'm used to.",
        MANRABBIT_TAIL= "This piece fell off. Shoddy craftsmanship.",
        MUSHROOMHAT = "Really?",
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT2 =
        {
            ON = "It lights up, even without filament.",
            OFF = "Is there an \"on\" switch?",
            BURNT = "Roasted.",
        },
        MUSHROOM_LIGHT =
        {
            ON = "How's it work without any wiring?",
            OFF = "Where's the plug?",
            BURNT = "Roasted.",
        },
        SHROOM_SKIN = "An unusual and not very welcome texture.",
        TOADSTOOL_CAP =
        {
            EMPTY = "Hole lotta nothing.",
            INGROUND = "Something's in there.",
            GENERIC = "I got this.",
        },
        TOADSTOOL = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't got this!",
            RAGE = "He's tougher than he looks... but so am I!",
        },
        MUSHROOMBOMB = "Fire in the hole!",
        MUSHTREE_TALL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's huge!",
            BLOOM = "Whew. That's an odor.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_MEDIUM = 
        {
            GENERIC = "That's a big mushroom!",
            BLOOM = "Stink.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_SMALL = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I guess they grow better down here?",
            BLOOM = "Not a fan of the smell.",
        },
        MUSHTREE_TALL_WEBBED = "There's spiders in the crawlspace.",
        SPORE_TALL = "I've breathed in worse stuff underground.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM = "I've breathed in worse stuff underground.",
        SPORE_SMALL = "I've breathed in worse stuff underground.",
        SPORE_TALL_INV = "Never hurts to have a lil extra light.",
        SPORE_MEDIUM_INV = "Never hurts to have a lil extra light.",
        SPORE_SMALL_INV = "Never hurts to have a lil extra light.",
        RABBITHOUSE=
        {
            GENERIC = "How'd they build these with no thumbs?",
            BURNT = "Welp.",
        },
        SLURTLE="That just don't seem right.",
        SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="Broke, but I could salvage something useful.",
        SLURTLEHAT= "Gotta protect my noggin! That's where I keep my ideas.",
        SLURTLEHOLE= "There's something gross in there.",
        SLURTLESLIME= "I hock those up after a long day at the factory.",
        SNURTLE= "Get along, little snurtle.",
        SPIDER_HIDER= "You know I can see you, right?",
        SPIDER_SPITTER= "Pfft, I can spit further than that!",
        SPIDERHOLE= "A rock filled with spiders. Great.",
        SPIDERHOLE_ROCK = "A rock filled with spiders. Great.",
        STALAGMITE= "Yep, yep. It's a rock.",
        STALAGMITE_FULL= "Ah! It's a rock.",
        STALAGMITE_LOW= "It's a rock! Yep, yep.",
        STALAGMITE_MED= "Yep! A rock.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL= "Ah! It's a rock.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL= "A rock! Yep.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW= "It's a rock! Yep, yep.",
        STALAGMITE_TALL_MED= "Yep! A rock.",
        TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "Hmm... I'm not sure about that.",
        
        TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_DIRT = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_FOREST = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_GRASS = "That's a chunk of grassy ground.",
        TURF_MARSH = "That's a chunk of squishy ground.",
        TURF_ROAD = "That's a nice chunk of road.",
        TURF_ROCKY = "That's a chunk of rocky ground.",
        TURF_SAVANNA = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_WOODFLOOR = "That's a chunk of ground.",

        TURF_CAVE="That's a chunk of coal mine.",
        TURF_FUNGUS="That's a chunk of weird ground.",
        TURF_SINKHOLE="That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_UNDERROCK="That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_MUD="That's a chunk of muddy ground.",

        TURF_DECIDUOUS = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_SANDY = "That's a chunk of sandy ground.",
        TURF_BADLANDS = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_DESERTDIRT = "That's a chunk of ground.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_GREEN = "That's a chunk of weird ground.",
        TURF_FUNGUS_RED = "That's a chunk of weird ground.",
        TURF_DRAGONFLY = "That's a chunk of fancy ground.",

        POWCAKE = "Gotta eat what you can around here.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = "Time to roll up my sleeves and work!",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE_RUINS = "Is it wise to go deeper?",
       
           CAVE_ENTRANCE_OPEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Nah, I don't want the black lung.",
            OPEN = "Another day at the salt mines.",
            FULL = "Seems they're at capacity down there.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I don't need any fresh air.",
            OPEN = "Is it quitting time already?",
            FULL = "Nah, it's packed up there.",
        },

        MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "I prefer the blues.",
        BOOMERANG = "It's great at comebacks. Ha!",
        PIGGUARD = "You don't look so tough.",
        ABIGAIL = "How are you, boo?",
        ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "I'm not jumping willy-nilly through strange portals!",
        AMULET = "Jewelry ain't really my thing.",
        ANIMAL_TRACK = "Something tasty passed through here.",
        ARMORGRASS = "Not at all useful.",
        ARMORMARBLE = "Protects your inner workings.",
        ARMORWOOD = "Punch me! It does nothing! Ha!",
        ARMOR_SANITY = "Soothingly unsettling.",
        ASH =
        {
            GENERIC = "Sooty.",
            REMAINS_GLOMMERFLOWER = "Burnt bits of big ol' buzzer.",
            REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "Burnt up eye stick.",
            REMAINS_THINGIE = "That was a... Y'know! A thing.",
        },
        AXE = "I was never the \"woodsy\" type.",
        BABYBEEFALO = 
        {
            GENERIC = "You're not too young to work.",
            SLEEPING = "You're too young to be lazy.",
        },
        BUNDLE = "That oughta keep everything nice and fresh.",
        BUNDLEWRAP = "We could wrap stuff up for later.",
        BACKPACK = "I don't mind playing pack mule.",
        BACONEGGS = "A hearty breakfast for a full day's work.",
        BANDAGE = "Takes care of workplace injuries.",
        BASALT = "Is that an untapped mine?",
        BEARDHAIR = "Wish people'd clean up after themselves.",
        BEARGER = "Bring it on, ya big lug!",
        BEARGERVEST = "One seriously cozy vest.",
        ICEPACK = "Keeps drinks cool until breaktime.",
        BEARGER_FUR = "Real soothing to run your fingers through.",
        BEDROLL_STRAW = "Gonna hit the hay. Literally.",
        BEEQUEEN = "It's the queen of bees!",
        BEEQUEENHIVE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Sticky. I'd rather not walk on it.",
            GROWING = "It's getting way bigger.",
        },
        BEEQUEENHIVEGROWN = "Yeesh! I'd take a hammer to that.",
        BEEGUARD = "Monarchy is an outdated ruling system!",
        HIVEHAT = "Snoot city.",
        MINISIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "Cutesy little drawing.",
            UNDRAWN = "What good's a blank sign?",
        },
        MINISIGN_ITEM = "I hate handmade stuff.",
        BEE =
        {
            GENERIC = "She's an incredible engineer.",
            HELD = "Engineers gotta look out for one another.",
        },
        BEEBOX =
        {
            READY = "Excellent work, bees!",
            FULLHONEY = "Excellent work, bees!",
            GENERIC = "Reminds me of the assembly line.",
            NOHONEY = "Where's that stellar work ethic, bees?!",
            SOMEHONEY = "You've been working hard.",
            BURNT = "Factory fire!",
        },
        MUSHROOM_FARM =
        {
            STUFFED = "Look at all that fungus.",
            LOTS = "Looks like a pretty good yield.",
            SOME = "We've got our first mushrooms!",
            EMPTY = "Nothing yet.",
            ROTTEN = "Not much use with a dead log.",
            BURNT = "All burned up.",
            SNOWCOVERED = "It's real cold out.",
        },
        BEEFALO =
        {
            FOLLOWER = "Looks like I made a friend.",
            GENERIC = "Heh. Big lug.",
            NAKED = "Now that's a vulgar sight.",
            SLEEPING = "Lazy.",
            --Domesticated states:
            DOMESTICATED = "We're friends now.",
            ORNERY = "Rein in that attitude before I rein in you!",
            RIDER = "Wow! You're in top form!",
            PUDGY = "You're getting soft!",
        },
        BEEFALOHAT = "Seem secretive.",
        BEEFALOWOOL = "Smelly, but warm.",
        BEEHAT = "Respecting bees means respecting stingers.",
        BEESWAX = "It smells kinda alright.",
        BEEHIVE = "Hard at work.",
        BEEMINE = "Sounds like the hum of an engine.",
        BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "Someone could hurt themselves on that, Max.",
        BERRIES = "A handful of loose berries.",
        BERRIES_COOKED = "A bit charred in places, but I don't mind.",
        BERRIES_JUICY = "They're so juicy!",
        BERRIES_JUICY_COOKED = "They're still pretty juicy.",
        BERRYBUSH =
        {
            BARREN = "Needs something from a beefalo's backside.",
            WITHERED = "It's obviously never worked in a boiler room.",
            GENERIC = "Can I eat those?",
            PICKED = "Picked it right clean.",
            DISEASED = "Maybe you oughta take a sick day...",
            DISEASING = "Is it supposed to smell like that?",
            BURNING = "Not much I can do now.",
        },
        BERRYBUSH_JUICY =
        {
            BARREN = "Totally pooped. Or unpooped?",
            WITHERED = "Pssh. This heat's nothing.",
            GENERIC = "Looks tasty. Hope they're not poison.",
            PICKED = "Picked it right clean.",
            DISEASED = "Maybe you oughta take a sick day...",
            DISEASING = "Is it supposed to smell like that?",
            BURNING = "Not much I can do now.",
        },
        BIGFOOT = "At least it doesn't have steel-toed workboots!",
        BIRDCAGE =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's some proper metalwork.",
            OCCUPIED = "She was just a patsy.",
            SLEEPING = "Why are you tired? Your life is so cushy.",
            HUNGRY = "Is it my turn to feed the bird?",
            STARVING = "This poor bird's a bag of bones.",
            DEAD = "Err, was it my turn to feed her?",
            SKELETON = "Let's uh... just sweep that under the rug.",
        },
        BIRDTRAP = "Birds of a feather get trapped together.",
        CAVE_BANANA_BURNT = "Big ol' burnt banana tree.",
        BIRD_EGG = "Breakfast.",
        BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "I always get bits of shell in there by accident.",
        BISHOP = "How industrial.",
        BLOWDART_FIRE = "Simple, but effective.",
        BLOWDART_SLEEP = "Inflicts the very worst thing... laziness.",
        BLOWDART_PIPE = "Ptoo!",
        BLOWDART_YELLOW = "I'm gonna shoot this at the bot's butt.",
        BLUEAMULET = "Now I don't have to take breaks to cool off.",
        BLUEGEM = "It's a gem. A gem that's blue.",
        BLUEPRINT = 
        { 
            COMMON = "Blueprint paper just smells right.",
            RARE = "Progress on paper!",
        },
        SKETCH = "What a nice drawing.",
        --BELL_BLUEPRINT = "Progress on paper!",
        BLUEPRINT = "Blueprint paper just smells right.",
        BELL_BLUEPRINT = "Ahh, interesting!",
        BLUE_CAP = "Yep. Blue mushroom.",
        BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "Uh, I don't THINK it's poison.",
        BLUE_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's some sorta blue mushroom.",
            INGROUND = "Lazy mushroom.",
            PICKED = "Got'er done.",
        },
        BOARDS = "Oh, the possibilities.",
        BONESHARD = "Whew. These got crunched real good.",
        BONESTEW = "Hearty.",
        BUGNET = "Just like vacations at the cabin.",
        BUSHHAT = "Just, y'know. Strap a bush on your head.",
        BUTTER = "This makes everything better.",
        BUTTERFLY =
        {
            GENERIC = "It has no work or responsibilities. Poor thing.",
            HELD = "How you doin' in there?",
        },
        BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "Never liked having butterflies in my stomach.",
        BUTTERFLYWINGS = "There's no flight in their future.",
        BUZZARD = "It lives off the hard work of others.",

        SHADOWDIGGER = "Too lazy to do your own chores, Max?",

        CACTUS = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Prickly.",
            PICKED = "Guess we know who won that one.",
        },
        CACTUS_MEAT_COOKED = "That seems a lot safer.",
        CACTUS_MEAT = "Is eating that covered by my benefits?",
        CACTUS_FLOWER = "Much less prickly.",

        COLDFIRE =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It's... cold somehow?",
            HIGH = "Roaring like the twenties.",
            LOW = "Gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "Seems good for now.",
            OUT = "That's that.",
        },
        CAMPFIRE =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It'll last me the night, hopefully.",
            HIGH = "Roaring like the twenties.",
            LOW = "Gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "About as cozy as it gets out here.",
            OUT = "My sister was afraid of the dark.",
        },
        CANE = "Well it's no tin lizzie.",
        CATCOON = "She'll keep the rats outta the factory.",
        CATCOONDEN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "We all gotta sleep.",
            EMPTY = "As abandoned as an old warehouse.",
        },
        CATCOONHAT = "A very rural look.",
        COONTAIL = "Grab life by the tail.",
        CARROT = "Hard to get ahold of fresh veggies.",
        CARROT_COOKED = "Easier on the gums. Not that that matters.",
        CARROT_PLANTED = "Perfectly pluckable.",
        CARROT_SEEDS = "Some carrot seeds.",
        CARTOGRAPHYDESK = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "Good place to kick your feet up, if nothin' else.",
            BURNING = "Oh. Well then.",
            BURNT = "It's okay. We'll build another.",
        },
        WATERMELON_SEEDS = "Some watermelon seeds.",
        CAVE_FERN = "Take a look at this tiny cave fern!",
        CHARCOAL = "It gets everywhere.",
        CHESSPIECE_PAWN = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Nice hat.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_ROOK = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks heavy.",
            STRUGGLE = "That ain't supposed to move.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_KNIGHT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Why the long face?",
            STRUGGLE = "That ain't supposed to move.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_BISHOP = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm not big on headgames.",
            STRUGGLE = "That ain't supposed to move.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_MUSE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Not sure I like that one.",
            --STRUGGLE = "...H-hello?",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_FORMAL = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's busted. Ha!",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_HORNUCOPIA = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Ugh, don't remind me of food.",
        },
        CHESSPIECE_PIPE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "It's got bubbles coming out the top.",
        },
        CHESSJUNK1 = "A heap of spare parts.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "A heap of spare parts.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "A heap of spare parts.",
        CHESTER = "Who's the cutest lil toolbox?",
        CHESTER_EYEBONE =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a bone with an eyeball on it.",
            WAITING = "Something upset it.",
        },
        COOKEDMANDRAKE = "Dead as several doornails.",
        COOKEDMEAT = "Cooked meat, ready to eat.",
        COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "It's still purple in the middle.",
        COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Well, a morsel's a morsel.",
        COOKPOT =
        {
            COOKING_LONG = "Still got a bit of a wait.",
            COOKING_SHORT = "Almost!",
            DONE = "Soup's on!",
            EMPTY = "I make a mean Hoover Stew.",
            BURNT = "You guys like charcoal flavor, right?",
        },
        CORN = "I talked its ear off. Ha!",
        CORN_COOKED = "Tell me if I get'em stuck in my teeth.",
        CORN_SEEDS = "Some corn seeds.",
        CANARY =
        {
            GENERIC = "That brings back memories.",
            HELD = "You wanna come mine some coal with me?",
        },
        CANARY_POISONED = "Everybody out of the mine!!",

        CRITTERLAB = "Come on out, don't be shy.",
        CRITTER_GLOMLING = "You're pretty cute for a giant bug, hey?",
        CRITTER_DRAGONLING = "You're pretty swell, for a tiny monstrosity.",
        CRITTER_LAMB = "You're just a fluffball on legs!",
        CRITTER_PUPPY = "Pups love you no matter who you are.",
        CRITTER_KITTEN = "I'm going to spoil you rotten.",
        CRITTER_PERDLING = "Hey there, feathers.",

        CROW =
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks a bit flighty. Ha!",
            HELD = "Hauling you around is murder on the feet! Ha!",
        },
        CUTGRASS = "A fire waiting to happen.",
        CUTREEDS = "Doesn't hold a candle to steel pipe.",
        CUTSTONE = "Prepped and ready for assembly.",
        DEADLYFEAST = "Food poisoning and a half.",
        DEER =
        {
            GENERIC = "A bouncy fluffster.",
            ANTLER = "Looks like she has a new addition.",
        },
        DEER_ANTLER = "What am I supposed to do with this?",
        DEER_GEMMED = "Looks dangerous!",
        DEERCLOPS = "Don't even think about it, building-killer!",
        DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "You lookin' at me? Are YOU lookin' at ME?",
        EYEBRELLAHAT =    "Nice and dry underneath.",
        DEPLETED_GRASS =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's closed for business.",
        },
        GOGGLESHAT = "Hmph. Just for show.",
        DESERTHAT = "Helps you see, see?",
        DEVTOOL = "What an incredible tool!",
        DEVTOOL_NODEV = "I hate half-built things.",
        DIRTPILE = "Time to get my hands dirty.",
        DIVININGROD =
        {
            COLD = "S'not picking anything up.",
            GENERIC = "That's a Voxola! What's it doing here?",
            HOT = "I'm sitting right on top of... something.",
            WARM = "It's getting something.",
            WARMER = "Gonna hit paydirt any second now.",
        },
        DIVININGRODBASE =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's an incredible piece of machinery!",
            READY = "I guess it wants the Voxola? Strange...",
            UNLOCKED = "Is... this how the bossman disappeared?",
        },
        DIVININGRODSTART = "I'm probably one of the few left that knows how to use these.",
        DRAGONFLY = "Get a load of the flying welding torch!",
        ARMORDRAGONFLY = "Bit flashy, hey?",
        DRAGON_SCALES = "Showy.",
        DRAGONFLYCHEST = "For the snootiest of snoots.",
        DRAGONFLYFURNACE = 
        {
            HAMMERED = "We oughta fix that.",
            GENERIC = "Pretty fancy for a heater.", --no gems
            NORMAL = "Could use a bit more kick.", --one gem
            HIGH = "That's a proper furnace.", --two gems
        },
        
        HUTCH = "You wanna be my toolbox, lil guy?",
        HUTCH_FISHBOWL =
        {
            GENERIC = "Who left you out here all alone, hey?",
            WAITING = "Yeesh. Fishfry.",
        },
        LAVASPIT = 
        {
            HOT = "Woah! Hot potato!",
            COOL = "Just a rock, now.",
        },
        LAVA_POND = "Lava!",
        LAVAE = "I'm gonna squish that!",
        LAVAE_COCOON = "We could probably wake it back up.",
        LAVAE_PET = 
        {
            STARVING = "This guy needs some meat on his bones.",
            HUNGRY = "Let's fatten you up.",
            CONTENT = "You're a happy little fellow.",
            GENERIC = "Seems friendly enough.",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Maybe we shouldn't hatch this.",
        },
        LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
        {
            COLD = "Looks chilly.",
            COMFY = "It's feeling right as rain.",
        },
        LAVAE_TOOTH = "Aw. That's a baby tooth.",

        DRAGONFRUIT = "Snooty fruit.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "Cooked the snoot right out of it.",
        DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "Some dragonfruit seeds.",
        DRAGONPIE = "Where's the beef?",
        DRUMSTICK = "Can't say a raw drumstick sounds too appealing.",
        DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Can't be beat.",
        DUG_BERRYBUSH = "I love getting my hands in the dirt.",
        DUG_BERRYBUSH_JUICY = "I'll replant that if no one else wants to.",
        DUG_GRASS = "Looks like some gardening's in order.",
        DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "Well it's not gonna replant itself.",
        DUG_SAPLING = "Needs replanting.",
        DURIAN = "Powerful stench! I respect that.",
        DURIAN_COOKED = "Whew! That'll put some hair on your hair.",
        DURIAN_SEEDS = "Some durian seeds.",
        EARMUFFSHAT = "I hate cold weather.",
        EGGPLANT = "Look how weird it is! Ha!",
        EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Did that make it better? I don't know.",
        EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "Some eggplant seeds.",
        
        ENDTABLE = 
        {
            BURNT = "That's a shame.",
            GENERIC = "Pretty sure this one won't move.",
            EMPTY = "Sturdily built.",
            WILTED = "That bouquet's seen better days.",
            FRESHLIGHT = "I miss lamps.",
            OLDLIGHT = "That's not gonna last much longer.",
        },
        DECIDUOUSTREE = 
        {
            BURNING = "That's an impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "Done and done.",
            POISON = "Why does a tree need a mouth?!",
            GENERIC = "Another tree.",
        },
        ACORN = "Everything you need to build a tree.",
        ACORN_SAPLING = "This tree's still under construction.",
        ACORN_COOKED = "Looks edible. One way to find out!",
        BIRCHNUTDRAKE = "Shoo! Get outta here!",
        EVERGREEN =
        {
            BURNING = "That's an impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "As long as the job's done.",
            GENERIC = "Just a tree.",
        },
        EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
        {
            BURNING = "Impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "Glad that's over with.",
            GENERIC = "Yep. Definitely a tree.",
        },
        TWIGGYTREE = 
        {
            BURNING = "That's an impressive blaze.",
            BURNT = "Completely charred.",
            CHOPPED = "Won't have to do that again for awhile.",
            GENERIC = "That's one skinny tree.",            
            DISEASED = "Doesn't look great.",
        },
        TWIGGY_NUT_SAPLING = "Not even worth chopping.",
        TWIGGY_OLD = "Hey Max! This tree looks like you!",
        TWIGGY_NUT = "Belongs in the ground.",
        EYEPLANT = "Y'know? I'm not even gonna ask.",
        INSPECTSELF = "Who's that good-looking gal!",
        FARMPLOT =
        {
            GENERIC = "You reap whatcha sow.",
            GROWING = "Our hard work is paying off.",
            NEEDSFERTILIZER = "It needs a bit of a kick.",
            BURNT = "I hate seeing good work go up in flames.",
        },
        FEATHERHAT = "Well la-dee-da.",
        FEATHER_CANARY = "That's not a good sign.",
        FEATHER_CROW = "Not a whole lotta use for that.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN = "Kinda useless. Looks nice, anyway.",
        FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "If only I had a cap to put it in.",
        FEATHERPENCIL = "I've got ugly handwriting.",
        FEM_PUPPET = "She doesn't look none too happy.",
        FIREFLIES =
        {
            GENERIC = "Natural light, huh? Might be useful.",
            HELD = "I could think of a couple uses for these babies.",
        },
        FIREHOUND = "Get outta here, bucko!",
        FIREPIT =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It's the pits out here.",
            HIGH = "Properly roaring.",
            LOW = "It's gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "About as cozy as it gets out here.",
            OUT = "My sister was afraid of the dark.",
        },
        COLDFIREPIT =
        {
            EMBERS = "On its last legs.",
            GENERIC = "It makes cold fire? I don't totally get it.",
            HIGH = "Properly roaring.",
            LOW = "It's gonna go out soon.",
            NORMAL = "Doin' okay.",
            OUT = "Out, for now.",
        },
        FIRESTAFF = "That's a work hazard.",
        FIRESUPPRESSOR = 
        {    
            ON = "Witness the efficiency of the future!",
            OFF = "We should mass produce these things.",
            LOWFUEL = "Needs a top up.",
        },

        FISH = "Rather eat for a day than not at all.",
        FISHINGROD = "Not a bad way to unwind.",
        FISHSTICKS = "I've never seen a fish this shape before.",
        FISHTACOS = "That's some good eating.",
        FISH_COOKED = "I hate picking bones out of my teeth.",
        FLINT = "So archaic...",
        FLOWER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A bit cutesy.",
            ROSE = "Not sure how to feel about that...",
        },
        FLOWER_WITHERED = "That's how I feel after a long shift.",
        FLOWERHAT = "For getting dolled up.",
        FLOWER_EVIL = "I'd rather steer clear of that.",
        FOLIAGE = "Just a bunch of leaves.",
        FOOTBALLHAT = "Gotta protect the assets.",
        FOSSIL_PIECE = "No bones about it, that's a fossil. Ha!",
        FOSSIL_STALKER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Some more assembly required.",
            FUNNY = "That was not assembled correctly.",
            COMPLETE = "What is this a skeleton of?!",
        },
        STALKER = "That thing's terrifying!",
        STALKER_ATRIUM = "We couldn't just leave well enough alone.",
        STALKER_MINION = "Bone rejects.",
        THURIBLE = "Smells like gasoline.",
        ATRIUM_OVERGROWTH = "No way I could read that.",
        FROG =
        {
            DEAD = "It croaked.",
            GENERIC = "Yep! That's a frog.",
            SLEEPING = "Shouldn't you be hopping or something?",
        },
        FROGGLEBUNWICH = "It's really not as bad as it looks.",
        FROGLEGS = "Not glamorous, but I'll eat it.",
        FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Them's good eats.",
        FRUITMEDLEY = "Gotta get those vitamins, I guess.",
        FURTUFT = "Wouldn't mind lining my workboots with this stuff.", 
        GEARS = "The engineer's canvas.",
        GHOST = "I don't want nothing to do with that.",
        GOLDENAXE = "A shiny way to cut stuff down.",
        GOLDENPICKAXE = "A shiny way to smash up rocks.",
        GOLDENPITCHFORK = "I mean why not, right?",
        GOLDENSHOVEL = "A little too snazzy for my taste.",
        GOLDNUGGET = "Gold! What a prospect.",
        GRASS =
        {
            BARREN = "Needs a little boost.",
            WITHERED = "It couldn't stand the heat.",
            BURNING = "Grass fire!",
            GENERIC = "That's some tall grass.",
            PICKED = "It's on break.",
            DISEASED = "You should see a doctor.",
            DISEASING = "Not lookin' too lush.",
        },
        GRASSGEKKO = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Is that lizard made of grass?",    
            DISEASED = "I didn't know lizards could wilt.",
        },
        GREEN_CAP = "Yep. Green mushroom.",
        GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Doesn't look TOO deadly.",
        GREEN_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's some sorta green mushroom.",
            INGROUND = "Lazy mushroom.",
            PICKED = "It's a mushroom hole.",
        },
        GUNPOWDER = "For when you need a big KABOOM!",
        HAMBAT = "Good fer a smackin'.",
        HAMMER = "And I know how to use it!",
        HEALINGSALVE = "Soothes minor cuts and scrapes.",
        HEATROCK =
        {
            FROZEN = "Brr! Like a chunk of ice.",
            COLD = "It's a little chilly.",
            GENERIC = "This rock is more useful than the rest.",
            WARM = "Tepid.",
            HOT = "Almost TOO hot.",
        },
        HOME = "They say you can't go home again.",
        HOMESIGN =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'll take this as a sign.",
            UNWRITTEN = "Just waiting for some scribbles.",
            BURNT = "Burnt to cinders.",
        },
        ARROWSIGN_POST =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'll take this as a sign.",
            UNWRITTEN = "Just waiting for some scribbles.",
            BURNT = "Burnt to cinders.",
        },
        ARROWSIGN_PANEL =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'll take this as a sign.",
            UNWRITTEN = "Just waiting for some scribbles.",
            BURNT = "Burnt to cinders.",
        },
        HONEY = "The sweet results of honest work.",
        HONEYCOMB = "Let's build a bee house.",
        HONEYHAM = "Think I could fit that whole thing in my mouth?",
        HONEYNUGGETS = "Not bad!",
        HORN = "Watch out for the business end!",
        HOUND = "Anyone got some rolled up newspaper?",
        HOUNDBONE = "It's covered in tooth marks.",
        HOUNDMOUND = "That's one house I wouldn't mind tearing down.",
        ICEBOX = "Not even factory standard.",
        ICEHAT = "There must be a more practical solution.",
        ICEHOUND = "Keep those fangs to yourself.",
        INSANITYROCK =
        {
            ACTIVE = "I can't begin to imagine how it works.",
            INACTIVE = "What on earth is that thing?",
        },
        JAMMYPRESERVES = "The sweet taste of good planning.",
        KABOBS = "Now that's my kind of cooking.",
        KILLERBEE =
        {
            GENERIC = "Stay back, bug!",
            HELD = "You can just calm right down.",
        },
        KNIGHT = "Incredible! Let me look at those gears!",
        KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "Hey! You look tasty!",
        KOALEFANT_WINTER = "Hey! You look tasty!",
        KRAMPUS = "Some sort of... festive devil?",
        KRAMPUS_SACK = "I could carry a whole warehouse in that thing!",
        LEIF = "The trees have eyes!!",
        LEIF_SPARSE = "Back off, you lumbering lumber!",
        LIGHTER  = "Neat little gizmo there.",
        LIGHTNING_ROD =
        {
            CHARGED = "All charged up and raring to go.",
            GENERIC = "That's one way to get electricity.",
        },
        LIGHTNINGGOAT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "You and I are gonna get along.",
            CHARGED = "Electrifying! Ha!",
        },
        LIGHTNINGGOATHORN = "It's even more interesting up close.",
        GOATMILK = "I'm a growing gal, you know!",
        LITTLE_WALRUS = "Nice kilt.",
        LIVINGLOG = "Stop looking at me like that.",
        LOG =
        {
            BURNING = "I coulda built something with that.",
            GENERIC = "It's a hunk of wood.",
        },
        LUCY = "You're alright for an axe.",
        LUREPLANT = "That don't look right at all.",
        LUREPLANTBULB = "That is not a comforting texture!",
        MALE_PUPPET = "He doesn't look none too happy.",

        MANDRAKE_ACTIVE = "This is exactly what having a little sister's like.",
        MANDRAKE_PLANTED = "That's a weird shrub.",
        MANDRAKE = "Dead as a doornail.",

        MANDRAKESOUP = "It's vegetable soup, now.",
        MANDRAKE_COOKED = "Dead as several doornails.",
        MAPSCROLL = "There's nothin' on it.",
        MARBLE = "This marble's real fancy.",
        MARBLEBEAN = "That couldn't possibly work.",
        MARBLEBEAN_SAPLING = "Uh, it's growing? Maybe?",
        MARBLESHRUB = "That came in pretty nicely.",
        MARBLEPILLAR = "Fancy.",
        MARBLETREE = "How does that work?",
        MARSH_BUSH =
        {
            BURNING = "It's on fire.",
            GENERIC = "Gnarly little bush.",
            PICKED = "Gotta wait a bit.",
        },
        BURNT_MARSH_BUSH = "Right to a crisp.",
        MARSH_PLANT = "A tiny little plant.",
        MARSH_TREE =
        {
            BURNING = "Gone up in flames.",
            BURNT = "Looks brittle.",
            CHOPPED = "That's one down.",
            GENERIC = "Mhm. It's a tree.",
        },
        MAXWELL = "Well you're a tall piece of work.",
        MAXWELLHEAD = "You don't intimidate me, big guy.",
        MAXWELLLIGHT = "How does that even work?",
        MAXWELLLOCK = "Neat contraption. Can I take a look at it?",
        MAXWELLTHRONE = "Who'd wanna to sit on THAT?",
        MEAT = "Someone's eatin' good tonight!",
        MEATBALLS = "Don't mind if I do.",
        MEATRACK =
        {
            DONE = "Ready for eatin'.",
            DRYING = "It's well on its way.",
            DRYINGINRAIN = "Not gonna make much progress like that.",
            GENERIC = "A rack for drying meat.",
            BURNT = "Well, it's dry.",
        },
        MEAT_DRIED = "It'll last awhile like this.",
        MERM = "You sure are ugly!",
        MERMHEAD = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I'd better hammer that eyesore down.",
            BURNT = "Hooboy, that's a powerful stench.",
        },
        MERMHOUSE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I could disassemble that.",
            BURNT = "A waste of building materials.",
        },
        MINERHAT = "I put that behind me.",
        MONKEY = "No monkeying around on the job.",
        MONKEYBARREL = "Ha! Smells like me after a full shift!",
        MONSTERLASAGNA = "Not sure meat's supposed to be that color.",
        FLOWERSALAD = "I guess a bunch of petals count as food.",
        ICECREAM = "Y'gotta eat it before it melts.",
        WATERMELONICLE = "A good treat for work breaks.",
        TRAILMIX = "All the energy you need for a long day of work.",
        HOTCHILI = "I'm tough enough to handle a little spice.",
        GUACAMOLE = "This green mush ain't bad!",
        MONSTERMEAT = "Hooboy! Is that even meat?",
        MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Drying didn't help none.",
        Goose = "Oh, mama!",
        MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "That's where the mum keeps her babies.",
        MOOSEEGG = "Animals don't build things well.",
        MOSSLING = "Don'tcha just wanna noogie it?",
        FEATHERFAN = "Too fancy.",
        MINIFAN = "Swirly.",
        GOOSE_FEATHER = "I could think of one or two uses for that, tops.",
        STAFF_TORNADO = "All bluster, no bite.",
        MOSQUITO =
        {
            GENERIC = "Once you've dealt with bedbugs, mosquitoes aren't so bad.",
            HELD = "Stop wriggling, it's gross.",
        },
        MOSQUITOSACK = "Ha. That's real gross.",
        MOUND =
        {
            DUG = "Just a hole now.",
            GENERIC = "Anything good in there, ya think?",
        },
        NIGHTLIGHT = "Creepy to the core.",
        NIGHTMAREFUEL = "I don't trust that stuff.",
        NIGHTSWORD = "Not too keen on touching that.",
        NITRE = "I got some plans in mind for that.",
        ONEMANBAND = "Not sure I'm musically inclined.",
        OASISLAKE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Never seen such a clear lake before.",
            EMPTY = "There used to be water there.",
        },
        PANDORASCHEST = "Best not open that.",
        PANFLUTE = "Let's see if I can't play a little ditty.",
        PAPYRUS = "I don't have much use for that, personally.",
        WAXPAPER = "So very waxy.",
        PENGUIN = "I don't mix well with the upper class.",
        PERD = "Not a lot going on upstairs in that one.",
        PEROGIES = "You work up a mighty appetite at the factory.",
        PETALS = "Don't see a whole lotta use for these.",
        PETALS_EVIL = "They seem mean-spirited.",
        PHLEGM = "Please. I hock bigger loogies in my sleep.",
        PICKAXE = "I don't do that anymore.",
        PIGGYBACK = "Makes everything smell like pig.",
        PIGHEAD = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "I should hammer down that eyesore.",
            BURNT = "What a waste of materials.",
        },
        PIGHOUSE =
        {
            FULL = "Fuller than a downtown tenement house.",
            GENERIC = "No way that's up to code.",
            LIGHTSOUT = "Hey! I just want some light!",
            BURNT = "That's a shame.",
        },
        PIGKING = "Those hooves've never seen a day of work.",
        PIGMAN =
        {
            DEAD = "That threw a wrench into his plans.",
            FOLLOWER = "Chummy fellow!",
            GENERIC = "Hey there, ya lug!",
            GUARD = "Don't want no trouble.",
            WEREPIG = "I have no idea what's going on!",
        },
        PIGSKIN = "The backside of an oinker.",
        PIGTORCH = "Kitschy.",
        PINECONE = "That's a pine cone.",
        PINECONE_SAPLING = "It can handle itself from here.",
        LUMPY_SAPLING = "I don't know how it got here, but good on it.",
        PITCHFORK = "It's so... rural.",
        PLANTMEAT = "This is beyond confusing.",
        PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "It cooked up pretty good.",
        PLANT_NORMAL =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's a plant.",
            GROWING = "It's hard at work.",
            READY = "Good to go.",
            WITHERED = "It's a bit hot out.",
        },
        POMEGRANATE = "Eat that and you're stuck here forever!",
        POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "It does look pretty tempting.",
        POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "Some pomegranate seeds.",
        POND = "I can't see the bottom.",
        POOP = "Nothing to be ashamed of.",
        FERTILIZER = "Plants can't get enough.",
        PUMPKIN = "Hey there, pumpkin.",
        PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Gotta indulge sometimes, hey?",
        PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Not bad! Kind of sweet.",
        PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "It's childish, in a comforting way.",
        PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "Some pumpkin seeds.",
        PURPLEAMULET = "It's, uh, a purple necklace.",
        PURPLEGEM = "A little snooty gem.",
        RABBIT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Running after it would be pointless.",
            HELD = "It's skittish.",
        },
        RABBITHOLE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Lots of excavation work around here.",
            SPRING = "The mine wasn't too structurally sound.",
        },
        RAINOMETER = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "Now that's a mighty fine gadget.",
            BURNT = "Such a tragedy.",
        },
        RAINCOAT = "Very practical.",
        RAINHAT = "Dry as a daisy. That's the phrase, right?",
        RATATOUILLE = "Lots of fresh veggies.",
        RAZOR = "Never hurts to have more tools.",
        REDGEM = "Glitter doesn't really appeal to me.",
        RED_CAP = "Let Wilson try it first.",
        RED_CAP_COOKED = "Not too interested in trying that.",
        RED_MUSHROOM =
        {
            GENERIC = "It's some sorta red mushroom.",
            INGROUND = "Lazy mushroom.",
            PICKED = "Picked clean. Gotta wait.",
        },
        REEDS =
        {
            BURNING = "Uh...",
            GENERIC = "Looks like they're hollow inside.",
            PICKED = "It's on break.",
        },
        RELIC = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Completely outdated. Mass production is the future.",
            BROKEN = "Broken and waiting for a handyperson to come along.",
        },
        RUINS_RUBBLE = "In dire need of repairs. Good thing I'm here.",
        RUBBLE = "The foundation's crumbling.",
        RESEARCHLAB = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "Rickety, but I can use it to build things.",
            BURNT = "Can I build the next one?",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB2 = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I guess proximity activates the whirlygigs?",
            BURNT = "Now we get to make another!",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB3 = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Not sure how it works, but I'm gonna find out.",
            BURNT = "Let's make another.",
        },
        RESEARCHLAB4 = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Why do we even have that lever?!",
            BURNT = "The next one we make'll be better.",
        },
        RESURRECTIONSTATUE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks just like that egghead! Ha!",
            BURNT = "That ain't coming back to life.",
        },        
        RESURRECTIONSTONE = "Does anyone actually stay dead around here?",
        ROBIN =
        {
            GENERIC = "She ain't bothering no one.",
            HELD = "She feels real fragile in my hands.",
        },
        ROBIN_WINTER =
        {
            GENERIC = "She ain't bothering no one.",
            HELD = "You're just feather and bone.",
        },
        ROBOT_PUPPET = "They don't look none too happy.",
        ROCK_LIGHT =
        {
            GENERIC = "Some sorta crusty rock.",
            OUT = "That ain't burning no one.",
            LOW = "It's losing heat.",
            NORMAL = "A real scorcher!",
        },
        CAVEIN_BOULDER =
        {
            GENERIC = "Looks movable.",
            RAISED = "I'm just not tall enough.",
        },
        ROCK = "Mhm, yep. That's a rock.",
        PETRIFIED_TREE = "Solid stone.",
        ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE = "Solid stone.",
        ROCK_PETRIFIED_TREE_OLD = "Solid stone.",
        ROCK_ICE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A weirdly isolated glacier.",
            MELTED = "Yep. That's a puddle.",
        },
        ROCK_ICE_MELTED = "Yep. That's a puddle.",
        ICE = "Chilly.",
        ROCKS = "A bunch of rocks.",
        ROOK = "A complete misuse of the beauty of engineering.",
        ROPE = "An essential building material.",
        ROTTENEGG = "Get a whiff of that. No wait, don't!",
        ROYAL_JELLY = "A big bee boogie.",
        JELLYBEAN = "I would eat them all in one sitting.",
        SADDLE_BASIC = "How'd I get saddled with this? Ha!",
        SADDLE_RACE = "Still not as fast as a tin lizzie...",
        SADDLE_WAR = "Alright, who wants to fight?",
        SADDLEHORN = "Takes a saddle off real quick.",
        SALTLICK = "Keeps livestock nice and docile.",
        BRUSH = "Repetitive tasks are soothing.",
        SANITYROCK =
        {
            ACTIVE = "I can't begin to imagine how it works.",
            INACTIVE = "What on earth is that thing?",
        },
        SAPLING =
        {
            BURNING = "Lit up brighter than a New York powergrid.",
            WITHERED = "The heat did a number on this one.",
            GENERIC = "Might be useful. Maybe.",
            PICKED = "All the useful bits are gone.",
            DISEASED = "That thing does not look good.",
            DISEASING = "You're smelling a little funky.",
        },
        SCARECROW = 
           {
            GENERIC = "Doesn't look too scary.",
            BURNING = "That lit up real fast!",
            BURNT = "That happens when you build stuff with straw.",
           },
           SCULPTINGTABLE=
           {
            EMPTY = "Not bad for a handmade table.",
            BLOCK = "Ready for sculpting.",
            SCULPTURE = "Looks great!",
            BURNT = "Let's build another.",
           },
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTHEAD = "I just can't abide disrepair.",
        SCULPTURE_KNIGHTBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "I'd rather having building materials than art.",
            UNCOVERED = "Creepy. Let's fix it.",
            FINISHED = "A job well done.",
            READY = "Something else needs to happen.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPHEAD = "Someone's in need of a fixing.",
        SCULPTURE_BISHOPBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "I could take it or leave it.",
            UNCOVERED = "Needs a proper a repair job.",
            FINISHED = "Doesn't that give you a good, satisfied feeling?",
            READY = "Something else needs to happen.",
        },
        SCULPTURE_ROOKNOSE = "Let's fix that up.",
        SCULPTURE_ROOKBODY = 
        {
            COVERED = "Looks like free marble to me.",
            UNCOVERED = "I could probably fix that up a bit.",
            FINISHED = "There we go, all back in one piece.",
            READY = "Something else needs to happen.",
        },
        GARGOYLE_HOUND = "Something scare ya? You look petrified!",
        GARGOYLE_WEREPIG = "At least it's not trying to kill us now.",
        SEEDS = "Some seeds. Not sure what kind.",
        SEEDS_COOKED = "Anyone wanna see how far I can spit the shells?",
        SEWING_KIT = "I don't need thimbles. My hands are pure callus!",
        SEWING_TAPE = "That's my trusty mending tape.",
        SHOVEL = "Time to get digging.",
        SILK = "Unprocessed silk, fresh from the spider!",
        SKELETON = "A workplace safety reminder.",
        SCORCHED_SKELETON = "Yikes. Not a good way to go.",
        SKULLCHEST = "Is that supposed to be intimidating?",
        SMALLBIRD =
        {
            GENERIC = "Ha! You're so tiny!",
            HUNGRY = "You feelin' a bit peckish? Ha!",
            SLEEPING = "Sleep well, fluffnugget.",
            STARVING = "Yeesh, you really ain't lookin' so good.",
        },
        SMALLMEAT = "Looks like grub to me.",
        SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Meat to go.",
        SPAT = "Looks like the old foreman. Ha!",
        SPEAR = "So crude.",
        SPEAR_WATHGRITHR = "This would never pass inspection.",
        WATHGRITHRHAT = "How practical.",
        SPIDER =
        {
            DEAD = "No sleeping on the job!",
            GENERIC = "I don't like you.",
            SLEEPING = "Get back to work!",
        },
        SPIDERDEN = "I'd rather not mess with that.",
        SPIDEREGGSACK = "It seems like it'd be unwise to plant this.",
        SPIDERGLAND = "Ha! How indecent.",
        SPIDERHAT = "This is disgusting.",
        SPIDERQUEEN = "Better stay out of her way.",
        SPIDER_WARRIOR =
        {
            DEAD = "It's just trying to get out of work.",
            GENERIC = "You'll look better on the underside of my workboot.",
            SLEEPING = "Lazy spider.",
        },
        SPOILED_FOOD = "Wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.",
        STAGEHAND =
        {
            AWAKE = "Shoo!",
            HIDING = "Why's that table giving me the creeps?",
        },
        STATUE_MARBLE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "A bit snooty.",
            TYPE2 = "We thought she'd disappeared.",
            TYPE1 = "This is too strange.",
        },
        STATUEHARP = "I don't know. Some fancy thing.",
        STATUEMAXWELL = "So THIS is \"Maxy\".",
        --...
        STEELWOOL = "At least there's some steel around here.",
        STINGER = "I don't see the point. Wait, there it is.",
        STRAWHAT = "Keeps the sun outta your eyes.",
        STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "It's practically bursting.",
        SWEATERVEST = "Dweeby.",
        REFLECTIVEVEST = "Workplace safety is a top priority.",
        HAWAIIANSHIRT = "That's a pretty loud shirt.",
        TAFFY = "Proper treats stick to your teeth.",
        TALLBIRD = "Look at the legs on that one!",
        TALLBIRDEGG = "You wanna be an omelet, don'tcha?",
        TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Dinner!",
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
        {
            COLD = "This egg's gonna freeze over.",
            GENERIC = "This one just might hatch.",
            HOT = "It's sweatin'.",
            LONG = "You've got your work cut out for ya, lil guy.",
            SHORT = "I can see the beak!",
        },
        TALLBIRDNEST =
        {
            GENERIC = "That looks mighty tasty.",
            PICKED = "Someone's an empty nester.",
        },
        TEENBIRD =
        {
            GENERIC = "We all go through that awkward stage.",
            HUNGRY = "Are you ever not-hungry?!",
            SLEEPING = "Sleep well, awkward fluffnugget.",
            STARVING = "Stop whining, I'll feed you when I can!",
        },
        TELEPORTATO_BASE =
        {
            ACTIVE = "That did it.",
            GENERIC = "That gadget has my name on it.",
            LOCKED = "Still needs a bit of tinkering.",
            PARTIAL = "Coming along real nice.",
        },
        TELEPORTATO_BOX = "Pulling the lever makes me feel better.",
        TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "Let's get cranky. Ha!",
        TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "Yuck. Handmade.",
        TELEPORTATO_RING = "Nice little metal doodad.",
        TELESTAFF = "So you're telling me this stick is magic?",
        TENT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Putting the tent together is the best part of camping.",
            BURNT = "Yup. Just like camping.",
        },
        SIESTAHUT = 
        {
            GENERIC = "What sort of bonehead sleeps during the day?!",
            BURNT = "Probably for the best. Back to work!",
        },
        TENTACLE = "Hands off!",
        TENTACLESPIKE = "A real good whackin' stick.",
        TENTACLESPOTS = "Looks a bit spotty to me! Ha!",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR = "Don't even think about touching me.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_HOLE = "I've done worse jobs.",
        TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Hands off, buddy.",
        TENTACLE_GARDEN = "Is there no end to these things?",
        TOPHAT = "How bourgeoisie.",
        TORCH = "There's beauty in a simple design.",
        TRANSISTOR = "A thing of beauty.",
        TRAP = "All the trappings of a good dinner. Ha!",
        TRAP_TEETH = "Gnarly gnashers.",
        TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "That's a safety hazard.",
        TREASURECHEST = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Handmade, so you know it's not up to snuff.",
            BURNT = "Hope there was nothin' good inside.",
        },
        TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "I don't need to be concerned about that.",
        TREECLUMP = "A big clump of tree.",
        
        TRINKET_1 = "I was never much into marbles.",
        TRINKET_2 = "It's got no vibrating film to make the sound.",
        TRINKET_3 = "Everyone's been real good at showin' me the ropes. Ha!",
        TRINKET_4 = "We're not goin' gnome anytime soon. Ha! ...Oh.",
        TRINKET_5 = "Handcrafted. Yuck.",
        TRINKET_6 = "The copper's probably real valuable.",
        TRINKET_7 = "Was this whittled... by hand? Appalling!",
        TRINKET_8 = "No bath tub in sight.",
        TRINKET_9 = "Where's all this junk coming from?",
        TRINKET_10 = "All bite and no bark. Ha!",
        TRINKET_11 = "Maybe this bot'll let me poke around its insides.",
        TRINKET_12 = "Hey Willow! Dare ya ta eat it!",
        TRINKET_13 = "Looks like my old landlord. Ha!",
        TRINKET_14 = "Tea's not really my taste.",
        TRINKET_15 = "A bit highbrow, don'tcha think?",
        TRINKET_16 = "A bit highbrow, don'tcha think?",
        TRINKET_17 = "A waste of good metal.",
        TRINKET_18 = "Handcrafted. Blech.",
        TRINKET_19 = "This is why we need production standards.",
        TRINKET_20 = "I can reach my own back! Watch!",
        TRINKET_21 = "Nice and mechanical.",
        TRINKET_22 = "I got no use for that.",
        TRINKET_23 = "I prefer to break workboots in myself.",
        TRINKET_24 = "The sleek quality of a factory produced product!",
        TRINKET_25 = "Ha! Nasty!",
        TRINKET_26 = "That thing's an affront to manufacturing.",
        TRINKET_27 = "Not a lotta use for that out here.",
        TRINKET_28 = "That's a rook.", --Rook
        TRINKET_29 = "That's a rook.", --Rook
        TRINKET_30 = "That's a knight.", --Knight
        TRINKET_31 = "That's a knight.", --Knight
        TRINKET_32 = "It's not the real thing.", --Cubic Zirconia Ball
        TRINKET_33 = "It's a plastic creepy crawly.", --Spider Ring
        TRINKET_34 = "I wish for more wishes.", --Monkey Paw
        TRINKET_35 = "Someone drank it already.", --Empty Elixir
        TRINKET_36 = "Chomp chomp.", --Faux fangs
        TRINKET_37 = "Doesn't seem worth fixing.", --Broken Stake

        HALLOWEENCANDY_1 = "A nice change from baked apples.", --Candy Apple
        HALLOWEENCANDY_2 = "Is this even food?", --Candy Corn
        HALLOWEENCANDY_3 = "That's no treat.", --Not-So-Candy Corn
        HALLOWEENCANDY_4 = "That gummy has too many legs for my taste.", --Gummy Spider
        HALLOWEENCANDY_5 = "Not made of catcoons, thankfully.", --Catcoon Candy
        HALLOWEENCANDY_6 = "Not sure anyone should eat those.", --\"Raisins\"
        HALLOWEENCANDY_7 = "That's just regular food.", --Raisins
        HALLOWEENCANDY_8 = "How spooky.", --Ghost Pop
        HALLOWEENCANDY_9 = "Real gelatinous.", --Jelly Worm
        HALLOWEENCANDY_10 = "Curious flavor.", --Tentacle Lolli
        HALLOWEENCANDY_11 = "Best eaten by the handful.", --Choco Pigs
        CANDYBAG = "It's a goodybag.",

        DRAGONHEADHAT = "Front and center!",
        DRAGONBODYHAT = "It's the beast's tummy!",
        DRAGONTAILHAT = "That's the business end.",
        PERDSHRINE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I feel luckier already.",
            EMPTY = "We oughta put a bush in there.",
            BURNT = "Smells like burnt gobbler.",
        },
        REDLANTERN = "Nothing luckier around here than a light.",
        LUCKY_GOLDNUGGET = "I could use a bit of prosperity.",
        FIRECRACKERS = "Lucky firecrackers!",
        PERDFAN = "It's a big fan made of tailfeathers.",
        REDPOUCH = "Seems my fortune's changin'.",
        
        BISHOP_CHARGE_HIT = "Yeow!",
        TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "They weren't kiddin' about the breeze.",
        TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "I wish it had sleeves.",
        TRUNK_COOKED = "Singed the nosehairs right off.",
        TRUNK_SUMMER = "I'll eat it. Don't think I won't.",
        TRUNK_WINTER = "I'll eat it. Don't think I won't.",
        TUMBLEWEED = "Rollin' along the road of life.",
        TURKEYDINNER = "We're eatin' well tonight!",
        TWIGS = "I could snap these like twigs! Ha!",
        UMBRELLA = "It serves its purpose.",
        GRASS_UMBRELLA = "Better than nothing.",
        UNIMPLEMENTED = "What kind of bonehead leaves stuff half-built?!",
        WAFFLES = "Bet I can fit them all in my mouth.",
        WALL_HAY = 
        {    
            GENERIC = "It's just a hay bale, really.",
            BURNT = "Guess we should've seen that coming.",
        },
        WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_STONE = "The building part is over.",
        WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_RUINS = "If I break it, I'll get to build it again.",
        WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_WOOD = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Built nice and sturdy.",
            BURNT = "Just means we gotta build more.",
        },
        WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        WALL_MOONROCK = "It's already been built. Sigh.",
        WALL_MOONROCK_ITEM = "Assembly time.",
        FENCE = "A clearly handmade fence.",
        FENCE_ITEM = "Just needs to be assembled.",
        FENCE_GATE = "A clearly handmade gate.",
        FENCE_GATE_ITEM = "Just gotta assemble it now.",
        WALRUS = "Maybe you oughta retire.",
        WALRUSHAT = "Oddly comforting.",
        WALRUS_CAMP =
        {
            EMPTY = "Just a mud pit.",
            GENERIC = "I wonder how long that took to build?",
        },
        WALRUS_TUSK = "Get a load of this chomper!",
        WARDROBE = 
        {
            GENERIC = "I could build a million of these.",
            BURNING = "And up it goes.",
            BURNT = "So who wants to build another one?",
        },
        WARG = "Quite the set of chompers on that one.",
        WASPHIVE = "Won't mess with that without good reason.",
        WATERBALLOON = "I can throw a killer curveball.",
        WATERMELON = "Used to slice these up on hot summer days.",
        WATERMELON_COOKED = "That was an odd choice.",
        WATERMELONHAT = "A melon for your melon.",
        WAXWELLJOURNAL = "I don't trust that thing one bit.",
        WETGOOP = "Yuck.",
        WHIP = "The preferred tool of the foreman.",
        WINTERHAT = "Perfect for winters in the tenement house.",
        WINTEROMETER = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Assembling gadgets is so fulfilling.",
            BURNT = "Rest in peace, sweet gizmo.",
        },

        WINTER_TREE =
        {
            BURNT = "No reason we can't make another.",
            BURNING = "Such a shame.",
            CANDECORATE = "Now that's a job well done.",
            YOUNG = "Still a bit on the small side.",
        },
        WINTER_TREESTAND = 
        {
            GENERIC = "Just needs a tree.",
            BURNT = "Burnt.",
        },
        WINTER_ORNAMENT = "Gotta be careful not to break it.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTLIGHT = "Finally, something with wiring.",
        WINTER_ORNAMENTBOSS = "Fancy lil ornament.",
        
        WINTER_FOOD1 = "Love these things!", --gingerbread cookie
        WINTER_FOOD2 = "No thanks, I'm sweet enough.", --sugar cookie
        WINTER_FOOD3 = "Homemade. What a waste of time!", --candy cane
        WINTER_FOOD4 = "Just terrible.", --fruitcake
        WINTER_FOOD5 = "Chocolatey.", --yule log cake
        WINTER_FOOD6 = "Not my favorite thing.", --plum pudding
        WINTER_FOOD7 = "That's the good stuff.", --apple cider
        WINTER_FOOD8 = "Don't burn your mouth.", --hot cocoa
        WINTER_FOOD9 = "I know what eggs are, but what's a nog?", --eggnog

        KLAUS = "Get out of here ya big creep.",
        KLAUS_SACK = "There's just gotta be something good in there.",
        KLAUSSACKKEY = "This must be the actual key.",
        WORMHOLE =
        {
            GENERIC = "I'm not one to shy away from a dirty job.",
            OPEN = "Here we go!",
        },
        WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "That thing can't take much more.",
        ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "A testament to my achievements. Or lack of them.",        
        LIVINGTREE = "Did that tree just move?",
        ICESTAFF = "This doesn't seem safe.",
        REVIVER = "I got heart to spare.",
        SHADOWHEART = "She used to have such a big heart.",
        ATRIUM_RUBBLE = 
        {
            LINE_1 = "There's a picture on it of some strangely shaped people.",
            LINE_2 = "Can't make heads of tails of this picture.",
            LINE_3 = "The people are drown in axle grease.",
            LINE_4 = "Yuck. Something grotesque is happening in this picture.",
            LINE_5 = "A picture of a beautiful, well engineered city.",
        },
        ATRIUM_STATUE = "It's giving me goosebumps.",
        ATRIUM_LIGHT = 
        {
            ON = "Not sure how it works.",
            OFF = "I think it's supposed to turn on.",
        },
        ATRIUM_GATE =
        {
            ON = "I knew it turned on!",
            OFF = "Oughta turn on somehow.",
            CHARGING = "That doesn't look good.",
            DESTABILIZING = "How do I turn it off?!",
            COOLDOWN = "Maybe another time.",
        },
        ATRIUM_KEY = "Some sort of old power source.",
        LIFEINJECTOR = "I've never taken a sick day in my life.",
        SKELETON_PLAYER =
        {
            MALE = "%s got demolished by %s.",
            FEMALE = "%s got demolished by %s.",
            ROBOT = "%s got demolished by %s.",
            DEFAULT = "%s got demolished by %s.",
        },
        HUMANMEAT = "This was a terrible idea.",
        HUMANMEAT_COOKED = "Who thought this was a good idea?",
        HUMANMEAT_DRIED = "Nope.",
        ROCK_MOON = "Seems like just another rock to me.",
        MOONROCKNUGGET = "Woah! What an odd texture.",
        MOONROCKCRATER = "A rock with a hole in it.",

        REDMOONEYE = "You get sawdust in your eye?",
        PURPLEMOONEYE = "That's amore.",
        GREENMOONEYE = "You coulda been a useful necklace.",
        ORANGEMOONEYE = "You lookin' at me?",
        YELLOWMOONEYE = "Quit staring.",
        BLUEMOONEYE = "It saw me standing alone.",
    },
    DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "Incredible! I have no idea what that is.",
    DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "Low visibility causes workplace accidents!",
    DESCRIBE_SMOLDERING = "That's gonna start a fire!",
    EAT_FOOD =
    {
        TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "That crunch was upsetting.",
    },
}
 

 

[The Curator]

4 minutes ago, Rellimarual said:

Cannibalism isn't just morbid, it's a taboo. Human bones are used for various purposes, such as medical education, by people who'd never consider eating human flesh.

Yes but those are much more reserved and ethical purposes for human bones. There's a large gap between using a cadaver to teach medicine, and using human bones to line your coat or fertilize your crops.

Cannibalism is the more blatant act of macabre but, the ability to take dead players bones and use them for very base purposes is the exact same concept. People just do not react to the bones as much as they would the meat, but it is still the exact same idea.

 

Still would be fun to take peoples meat after they die. And then when they come back to pick up their items you hear

Hey who took my flesh?

 

Om nom nom.

[Palecwsmalec1]

4 minutes ago, The Curator said:

Om nom nom.

12.5 hunger, -20 HP and -33 sanity.

 

Om nom nom indeed!

Jokes aside, this Winona stuff is pretty exciting. I'm always up for seeing a new character, though if it turns out to be a prank or a fake, i won't be too bothered. For the time being, i'm going to pretend that Winona isn't making it into the game so i can be surprised later.

[Tylordian]

GUYS! WE HAVE A VERIFIED CONNECTION TO WES! 

BALLOONS_EMPTY = "No fun without Wes.",

[JohnWatson]

Charlie's sister is clearly Wigfrid, guys.

[fsp98]

5 hours ago, Sudura2017 said:

As I posted in the other thread, the Factory & Clockwork references seem to be referencing Voxola, where Robert Wagstaff worked. Theoretically they made WX-78, and are confirmed to have made the Radio seen in Forbidden Knowledge/Divining Rod - Thus, it's not a stretch to believe they made Clockwork, too & their links to the DS world are hardly a stretch.

 

get hyped bois

Where did you find information about Voxola and Robert Wagstaff? I've never heard these names!

[Spaartan]

If Winona is Charlie's sister, no wonder she knows Charlie so much, knows about losing a sister and feels a bit more relaxed than the others (Since pretty much Charlie's watching). She could dodge Charlie because she knows a lot about her, she is probably the big sister, as she is not that afraid. (If this is true, Charlie was afraid of the dark, and potentially, still afraid of Them, even though she is the shadow monster)

That's what I think happened. What do you guys think?

[Zeklo]

Ah, so the leak wasn't contained. Oh well, I tried. Anyway here's what I've found interesting.

Spoiler

ABIGAILHEART = "No one should have to lose a sister.",
CAMPFIRE =
{
OUT = "My sister was afraid of the dark.",
},
MANDRAKE_ACTIVE = "This is exactly what having a little sister's like.",

Spoiler

DIVININGROD =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's a Voxola! What's it doing here?",
        },

DIVININGRODBASE =
        {
            READY = "I guess it wants the Voxola? Strange...",
            UNLOCKED = "Is... this how the bossman disappeared?",
        },
        DIVININGRODSTART = "I'm probably one of the few left that knows how to use these.",

The more I read, the more it almost seems almost too good to be true. Connections with Charlie and Wagstaff? Small world I guess. It would make sense that they are entwined with existing lore, but dang. The name Winona even means "firstborn daughter".

I don't see any other character mention this:

Spoiler

UNLOCK =
        {
            WRONGKEY = "Wrong piece.",
        },

Also this is a thing.

Spoiler

Winona

SEWING_TAPE = "That's my trusty mending tape.",

Wilson

SEWING_TAPE = "For making some much needed repairs.",

Wendy

SEWING_TAPE = "It doesn't mend the hole... merely masks it.",

Willow

SEWING_TAPE = "For when you get bored of wrecking stuff.",

Woodie

SEWING_TAPE = "Makes me feel right at home.",

WX

SEWING_KIT = "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER",

Maxwell

SEWING_TAPE = "Alas, the wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit.",

Webber

SEWING_TAPE = "It's sticky, like a web.",

Wickerbottom

SEWING_TAPE = "A high grade adhesive, good for repairs.",

Wolfgang

SEWING_TAPE = "Is sticky and good for mending!",

Wigfrid

SEWING_TAPE = "That my armor might be repaired!",

[Silvercide]

Maybe them teasing it near April fools and making us think it will be a joke....was the joke?

No? Okay.

Spontaneously combusts

[AnonymousKoala]

7 minutes ago, Zeklo said:

Ah, so the leak wasn't contained. Oh well, I tried. Anyway here's what I've found interesting.

  Reveal hidden contents

ABIGAILHEART = "No one should have to lose a sister.",
CAMPFIRE =
{
OUT = "My sister was afraid of the dark.",
},
MANDRAKE_ACTIVE = "This is exactly what having a little sister's like.",

  Reveal hidden contents

DIVININGROD =
        {
            GENERIC = "That's a Voxola! What's it doing here?",
        },

DIVININGRODBASE =
        {
            READY = "I guess it wants the Voxola? Strange...",
            UNLOCKED = "Is... this how the bossman disappeared?",
        },
        DIVININGRODSTART = "I'm probably one of the few left that knows how to use these.",

The more I read, the more it almost seems almost too good to be true. Connections with Charlie and Wagstaff? Small world I guess. It would make sense that they are entwined with existing lore, but dang. The name Winona even means "firstborn daughter".

I don't see any other character mention this:

  Reveal hidden contents

UNLOCK =
        {
            WRONGKEY = "Wrong piece.",
        },

Also this is a thing.

  Reveal hidden contents

Winona

SEWING_TAPE = "That's my trusty mending tape.",

Wilson

SEWING_TAPE = "For making some much needed repairs.",

Wendy

SEWING_TAPE = "It doesn't mend the hole... merely masks it.",

Willow

SEWING_TAPE = "For when you get bored of wrecking stuff.",

Woodie

SEWING_TAPE = "Makes me feel right at home.",

WX

SEWING_KIT = "IT JOINS COMPONENTS OF FIBRE TOGETHER",

Maxwell

SEWING_TAPE = "Alas, the wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit.",

Webber

SEWING_TAPE = "It's sticky, like a web.",

Wickerbottom

SEWING_TAPE = "A high grade adhesive, good for repairs.",

Wolfgang

SEWING_TAPE = "Is sticky and good for mending!",

Wigfrid

SEWING_TAPE = "That my armor might be repaired!",

All of these were mentioned before but the most interesting to me is...The sewing tape lines were not removed. They're still in all the speechfiles.

[The Curator]

Winona

SEWING_TAPE = "That's my trusty mending tape.",

Wigfrid

SEWING_TAPE = "That my armor might be repaired!"

 

Unless for some reason the developers are not being literal, this pretty much explains it. Only question is in what way has this been balanced to not be ridiculous. Or have they just accepted how overpowered most characters are.

[Zeklo]

7 minutes ago, AnonymousKoala said:

All of these were mentioned before but the most interesting to me is...The sewing tape lines were not removed. They're still in all the speechfiles.

Well I don't know where they've all been mentioned then. Could you link me to where the "UNLOCK" is mentioned? It's probably what interests me the most, since it doesn't outright allude to something.

[AnonymousKoala]

Just now, Zeklo said:

Well I don't know where they've all been mentioned then. Could you link me to where the "UNLOCK" is mentioned? It's probably what interests me the most, since it doesn't outright allude to something.

Oh yeah a discord im in is how i found out about the tape and the unlock.

Another really interesting thing is, she has a quote for a struggling muse piece. Everyone else do too, implying that either a shadow queen piece was planned, or, it's coming.

And the most intriguing line imo is: 

ANNOUNCE_ATRIUM_DESTABILIZING = 
    {
        "Something's happening to this place.",
        "Now what?!",
        "Let's not stick around for the fight!",

>Stick around for the fight!

>Fight

 

[Asparagus]

4 hours ago, The Curator said:

Very ironic that people only mention them now that they are gone, and they never thought to actually save any copies of the strings either.

 :*

1 hour ago, filipsperl said:

Where did you find information about Voxola and Robert Wagstaff? I've never heard these names!

It was a long time ago... http://dontstarve.wikia.com/wiki/Radio

Oh Kevin ;v;

See how they taunt us and then it's real? ;v;

Klei is an idie dev company and like to play and messing with fans in a good way is part of their job... think, EA, but the opposite O__O

[Zeklo]

2 minutes ago, Asparagus said:

See how they taunt us and then it's real? ;v;

Klei is an idie dev company and like to play and messing with fans in a good way is part of their job... think, EA, but the opposite O__O

Now that I'm learning of the source of that,  I'm doubting this even more x_X

[The Curator]

1 minute ago, Asparagus said:

Klei is an idie dev company and like to play and messing with fans in a good way is part of their job... think, EA, but the opposite O__O

Explained it already, Klei is a business. It is one thing to make a joke about adding a potato cup to the store; but making a joke about adding a serious, convincing content update to the game. Complete with authentic dialogue strings for the entire character.

That's an idiotic, immature and unethical way to toy with your fanatic base; who also happens to be your customers. Loyal customers still playing your sandbox game after several years.

 

It's not like Guild Wars 2 teasing the Commando class during the pre-release. It was obviously a joke and the game was not even out yet. But Winona is extremely convincing and suitable to the game, and she would be a huge addition considering this is an indie game in the post-stages of its life. Some people may not be bothered by this if it turned out to be fake, but any people who actually become invested in the hype would be crushed. That's now how you manage a business, regardless of its size. That's just juvenile.

[Zeklo]

4 minutes ago, The Curator said:

Explained it already, Klei is a business. It is one thing to make a joke about adding a potato cup to the store; but making a joke about adding a serious, convincing content update to the game. Complete with authentic dialogue strings for the entire character.

That's an idiotic, immature and unethical way to toy with your fanatic base; who also happens to be your customers. Loyal customers still playing your sandbox game after several years.

 

It's not like Guild Wars 2 teasing the Commando class during the pre-release. It was obviously a joke and the game was not even out yet. But Winona is extremely convincing and suitable to the game, and she would be a huge addition considering this is an indie game in the post-stages of its life. Some people may not be bothered by this if it turned out to be fake, but any people who actually become invested in the hype would be crushed. That's now how you manage a business, regardless of its size. That's just juvenile.

Dude chill.

[Asparagus]

14 minutes ago, The Curator said:

Explained it already, Klei is a business. It is one thing to make a joke about adding a potato cup to the store; but making a joke about adding a serious, convincing content update to the game. Complete with authentic dialogue strings for the entire character.

...

So if YOU explain it, it's automatically the law?

14 minutes ago, The Curator said:

That's an idiotic, immature and unethical way to toy with your fanatic base; who also happens to be your customers. Loyal customers still playing your sandbox game after several years.

You're forgetting that WE'RE the said customers who HAVE played the game for several years... and most of us are having a blast with this lore drop!

This game was the first game I bought on steam after years of piracy and since then, have never pirated a game... AT ALL O__O partly because this is almost all I play now apart from the other games that I can manage to squeeze in on the weekends

Also please do some more research on these things... if you didn't know already, Klei has been doing stuff like this and it makes us even more excited, mostly for the hype and the "what if they do add this" rather than get mad about something that we get for free... (they update and these updates are free  )

One thing:

Think not of what will not be, but think of what could be... plus you're starting to bum everyone out with your self proclaimed inner knowledge of the inner workings of the devs unless ofcourse you are a dev who's messing with us in which case that would be:

14 minutes ago, The Curator said:

an idiotic, immature and unethical way to toy with your fanatic base

...

Or maybe I'm just a fool...

I'm not usually like this... need more sleep to be nicer...

EDIT: Sorry if seems I'm yelling... not sorry for most of the sentiment though... but I could just be too heated and might end up getting a well-worded counter argument that will kick my post to the gutter...

Time of change: 11:07 UCT+8 (and just as I was about to hit save, I see you posted already) 

[The Curator]

5 minutes ago, Zeklo said:

Dude chill.

It is called being objective. Perhaps some of the people here are all, buddy buddy with the developers. But that does not change the ramifications of their possible behavior. Yes, seriousness is often very unwelcome.

4 minutes ago, Asparagus said:

Also please do some more research on these things... if you didn't know already, Klei has been doing stuff like this and it makes us even more excited, mostly for the hype and the "what if they do add this" rather than get mad about something that we get for free... (they update and these updates are free  )

One thing:

Think not of what will not be, but think of what could be... plus you're starting to bum everyone out with your self proclaimed inner knowledge of the inner workings of the devs unless ofcourse you are a dev who's messing with us in which case that would be:

The statement is referring to the hypothetical situation of this all being a highly elaborate and meaningless "joke" intended to convince the community a major update is coming, that is fake. It is not the same as this being a hint to an actual fully confirmed update; because it is near April Fools and thus that throws it into question. And, the creature that person found is a potentially unreleased and or future release creature found in the games code; which again is not the same scenario.

[Zeklo]

14 minutes ago, The Curator said:

And, the creature that person found is a potentially unreleased and or future release creature found in the games code; which again is not the same scenario.

Replace "creature" with "character" and we have Winona's situation. 

It was us, the fanbase, who datamined. Blaming the devs for the hype and skepticism we made is unjustified.

Anyway, I don't know if we're derailing or not, but we should probably drop this argument.
Opinions are opinions. Just don't force it on another.

[Asparagus]

10 minutes ago, The Curator said:

It is called being objective. Perhaps some of the people here are all, buddy buddy with the developers. But that does not change the ramifications of their possible behavior. Yes, seriousness is often very unwelcome.

And yet, you do not take into account how being "buddy-buddy" as an indie game dev company with the fans is actually a good thing... also seriousness does not equate to objectivity most of what you said also had no official basis and are basing it on your own experience and emotions towards this turn of events.

10 minutes ago, The Curator said:

The statement is referring to the hypothetical situation of this all being a highly elaborate and meaningless "joke" intended to convince the community a major update is coming, that is fake. It is not the same as this being a hint to an actual fully confirmed update; because it is near April Fools and thus that throws it into question. And, the creature that person found is a potentially unreleased and or future release creature found in the games code; which again is not the same scenario.

... 

Wait a second... you must be misinterpreting my statement... I am FOR Winona to be in the game...

Sorry if you didnt see the thing I put in the spoiler in another threadL

Ech, still afraid of them taking away/changing content or delaying things because of too much hype and speculation... (note that that post was not edited)

[Rellimarual]

Now, *that* would be a really genius April Fool, if The Curator was actually a dev in disguise, imitating all the most insufferable behavior patterns that come up in this forum, right down to the yammering about "objectivity"!

[The Curator]

3 minutes ago, Zeklo said:

Replace "creature" with "character" and we have Winona's situation. 

It was us, the fanbase, who datamined. Blaming the devs for the hype and skepticism we made is unjustified.

You appear to be mistaken. The entire reason why the validity of this discovery is in question is because it is near April Fools. That is the entire point of the skepticism, it is not the same as just finding things in the code at any other time of the year.

Winona has modern dialogue which proves she was designed and or updated very recently, and unless the developers are imbeciles they would not waste time updating a shelved piece of code when they could be updating code they are actually going to publish. Especially when A New Reign is still actively being worked on, logically they should be prioritizing active content. Furthermore, the developers willfully removed it when people started talking about it. They very clearly are present in this matter.

3 minutes ago, Rellimarual said:

right down to the yammering about "objectivity"!

Would like to believe people understand what a business is and that it is not appropriate, logical or ethical for a business to behave like a ramshackle group of amateur street peddlers who are simply trying to make money as opposed to being an organization responsible for their actions and choices. It is objectivity, but again, actually taking things seriously is often taboo in these communities.

9 minutes ago, Asparagus said:

And yet, you do not take into account how being "buddy-buddy" as an indie game dev company with the fans is actually a good thing... also seriousness does not equate to objectivity most of what you said also had no official basis and are basing it on your own experience and emotions towards this turn of events.

Something something business, something something adults. Losing interest in trying to explain the basic fundamental logic of the matter that a business is an official organization made for profit which has ethical responsibilities and interests. You do not make a convincing reference to releasing a new product or addition to a product just so you can take it away as a joke. That is not how a business works, that is how adolescents making joke Youtube videos work. There is a difference. Klei is an official business organization, yet some people are convinced they're just a bunch of college students doing this for fun that have nothing to lose or gain from behaving certain ways.

What more is there to explain, Klei is a business; the word business should be the end of this. Business, not club; not group of friends, not team of classmates. Business.

 

The end, out of both interest and ways to explain this.

[Electroely]

They DID say nothing about it and removed it from the files right after... I think it was a dev's mistake or something. It could be planned content but ends up unreleased, like Slipstor.