Silvercide's Thread of Theoretical Questions! Drama! Death! Explosions! Puppies! And nothing I said here except for the first thing!

[Silvercide]

A 10,000 degree knife

praise the knife

be the knife

lick the knife

[An Artifact]

I'd say Chuck Norris's tragic carreer should be a valiant opponent.

[Donke60]

Bruce Lee or Anubis 

[Mobbstar]

Electricity. Get it? Because "Watt should challenge Chuck Norris"? I'll see myself out.

[Pyromailmann]

Crippling Depression. 

[Destros09]

Chuck Norris from the alternate universe where everyone wears pleated shirts would challenge him

[~Matt]

Hope.

[Silvercide]

Im going to start doing this every 2 days starting now because I'm already running out of stuff.

IF YOU WERE TO GO BACK IN TIME

WHAT ITEM WOULD YOU BRING FROM THE PRESENT

TO MAKE PEOPLE WORSHIP YOU?

Around the stone age

[Donke60]

how far back in time?

 

[Silvercide]

Just now, Donke60 said:

how far back in time?

 

...

i guess the stone age?

sorry i did not think of that 

[Pyromailmann]

I'd bring a rock back.

[Mobbstar]

I'd bring my awesome card tricks to make them believe I were a magician.

[Donke60]

A straight sword then I guess or crown

[Silvercide]

I would bring a flamethrower. And it will also be mandatory to burn one of the members of the group that I may land in.

[Destros09]

Solar powered laser pointer

[minespatch]

Bring back a saber kitten.

[Silvercide]

Sorry! I forgot to get a new question yesterday! 

IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A ISLAND

WHAT THREE ITEMS WOULD YOU BRING?

Sorry. I can't really think of anything else right now. Also I'm going to remove the past questions box of the original post because it seems pointless if you can just scroll down.

[An Artifact]

A boat, a babe and a bar.

[Donke60]

balloon balloon balloon

done

 

[Mobbstar]

A mobile with GPS tracking, a machete and that boyscout super-manual from my attic.

[~Matt]

War & Peace, Ulysses and Buddenbrooks, because **** surviving.

[minespatch]

Backpack, water bottles, lunchbox.

[Silvercide]

Hi everybody.

sadly i have to stop updating the thread. It's just become more of a burden than anything. Plus i ran out of questions.

Sorry it had to happen so early on

Spoiler

Here's something so you don't eat me

 

 

[Silvercide]

@ImDaMisterL

Can you please get this thread locked?