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What the heck am I even doing? That's remarkably stupid even for me.

Oh, wait, I'm just running out of Sta.sh space. Luckily only visual arts are taken for streams, so this little abomination isn't going anywhere.

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"Krampus, Pal, Is Coming to Camp"

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better not pout
I'm telling you why:
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
He'll easily find out who's murd'rous or nice
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp

He knows who killed the pengulls
And ate all dragonpie,
You should be going steady, pals
And here's the reason why:

He'll steal every tool, he'll smash every chest
For every smallbird you ate as a jest
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp

He's seen you smother Glommer
And subject it to hounds;
With every butter muffin,
Your naughtiness abounds

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp
Krampus, pal, is coming to camp

(Coming to camp)
Krampus is busy man, he has no time to play:
He's got eleven HP bars to nuke on Deerclops Day
(Krampus, pal, is coming to camp)
(Coming to camp)
(Krampus, pal, is coming to camp)
(Coming to camp)

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Just now, Arlesienne said:

Nah, I credit TV ads. I like not turning the set on. But my family urged me, then stole the remote.

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Ah, yes, the ads, specifically crafted to ingrain themselves in the human brain...
Many people like to leave the TV on for background noise... but to me it's just too distracting. Music works better.

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2 hours ago, Net Spectre said:
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Ah, yes, the ads, specifically crafted to ingrain themselves in the human brain...
Many people like to leave the TV on for background noise... but to me it's just too distracting. Music works better.

I try to fulfil my duties to democracy by wailing over newspapers and news programs. Then, I pity myself.

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14 hours ago, minespatch said:

Maxwell has the tourettes kind of saying "pal". :wilson_ecstatic:

He does. That was written before Klaus. Now the meter would be retained by swapping the two.

35 minutes ago, DragonMage156 said:

"It's beginning to look a lot like Krampus"

(That randomly popped into my head, just thought I should post it here).

Post away. Poking the writ itself is most welcome.

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