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ok with all the news about greifers and kicks I wrote a song about it
I was inspired by instalok bronze 5 song and another if you don't know who they are they are a League of legends(LoL)  youtube music group

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I thinnk ill join this game and unwind
build base think i'm safe before I offline
hold on new member its a willow this time

Hold breath - count to three please don't grief
starts off walks around then sees me
now I got a follower like a disease

raids fridge, crock pot and now my chest
I feel my rage but then I digress
I say please leave  she says she's the best

I get killed by hounds oh that's great
rescuing her from her own fate
now i'm stuck in this barren place

rage quit join up one more time
pick wes now i'm safe from the line
get kicked as soon as I appear


all these trolls can have this game
I'll just play alone its all the same
my friends will just have to wait


Play again having a wonderful time
Then a webber comes along and destroys my base
all i wanted was just to unwind

Oh please just make it stop
this is not why I bought the co-op

oh please where are the guidelines
can't pick webber,willow or wes
without committing a major "fun"fest

all I wanted was just to unwind
but all the greifs just ruin my time
they can just have their game now
time to leave this loving "fun" crowd

thanks everyone liking my content and posts especially minepatch who apparently likes everything and everybody which creeps me out a little minespatch no more liking my content your in timeout :)

but thanks everyone for making me have 100 reputation I know it isn''t much but when I first joined I thought i'd be brushed aside lost among all the art threads but I guess not so to that i'm very grateful thank you everybody.

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14 minutes ago, Donke60 said:

thanks everyone liking my content and posts especially minepatch who apparently likes everything and everybody which creeps me out a little minespatch no more liking my content your in timeout

i need to stop terrorising the forums.png

1 hour ago, Storm137 said:

8T Corner. Now. *points*

 

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Mesa got a poem for yous kill me 

sweet and cuddly like a spider get it down below

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let me show you
the darkness isn't so bad
please take my hand
please but your trust in me

you can hold me tight
I'll be with you through the night
So please do not be scared
i will protect you

even if it seems  bad
I will be their for you
Don't even worry 
just let it wash over you

the darkness isn't so bad
you can hold me tight
i'll protect you through the night
you can put your trust in me

just let in wash over you
the darkness isn't so bad
if you have a fright
you can hold me tight

no matter what happens
i'll protect you
so please put your trust in me
the darkness isn't so bad

it only wants to comfort you
just like a mother would
please don't be afraid
it will always protect you

So let wash over you
it will protect you
just like a mother woud
the darkness isn't so bad


 

 

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Let me tell you best be afraid
There coming on this dayy
Be there all around, don't even look up or down
the ghost are coming now

The moom is now full
graves shake and groan
The ghosts come at last

Don't even try to run
Try to hide you best be gone
Just hold your breath it won't be long
This is not fun anymore

Try to fight your grow weary
Try to hide your see something scary
Try to run your only fall
This isn't fun anymore

 Don't worry the death counts low
The sun will soon rise and bleach this from eyes
Thank god it's only one night
Just gotta keep my head on tight

Why must it be Halloween
That brings all this stress,candy and these pests
The ghosts screw them all
They broke my spear

Then the sun rises tall
I cry in the corner
why must it be this one night
thats always gives me the frights

 

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3 hours ago, minespatch said:

What is this piece based after?

Just halloween and all those moments in game where you bit your fingers blessing that the timer ran out

also how do you embed videos on a post it seems not to work for me.

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Here is a parody of stitches

man its been awhile since I did a song parody get it down below

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I thought that I was a warrior
But she just cuts all down in hoards
Her screams shake all whos alive
Finished then takes all the power for herself

Got a feeling that I'm losing fans
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling you my rival
Move on

You watch me weaken till I can't win
I'm shaking falling as a has been
And now that I'm without my meatballs
I'll be needing crutches
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging for some lunches
And now that I'm without my meatballs
I'll be needing crutches

Just like a moth drawn to a flame
you all didn't sense my shame
Your bitter heart cold to the touch
Now I'm gonna kill what they saw
I'm left in all beast's jaws

Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling you my rival
Move on

You watch me cry till I can't stand
And now that I'm without my muscles
I'll be needing stitches
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help
And now that I'm without my meatballs
I'll be needing crutches

weapon and a man
Gotta get you out of my head
weapon and a man
gonna wind up dead

weapon and a man
Gotta get you out of my head
weapon and a man
gonna wind up dead

weapon and a man
Gotta get you out of my head get you out of my head


You watch me cry till I can't stand
And now that I'm without my muscles
I'll be needing stitches
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help
And now that I'm without my meatballs
I'll be needing crutches

I thought that I was a warrior
But she just cuts all down in hoards
Her screams shake all whos alive
Finished then takes all the power for herself
 

 

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Bump-bump,bump-bump
feel awakened and alive
stand tall with vitality 
rise again you poor old soul
with the breath of life deep with in your bones

Death has been cheated
He has claimed one less soul
But don't be rash
Lest you be at his door again

Breath the breath of life
be a soul no more
have your body
free from aches and sores

Death will be on the prowl
for all the bloodied howls
so keep your heart safe 
lest you will lose your breath

Let the shadows touch
give your precious gift
let yourself in 
rest your old bones

 

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Gobble,Gobble,Gobble,Gob-ble
Kill it, kill it, kill it n-ow
oh that annoying sound
herd your food and kill it now
its on the prowl

It eats all our berries
makes your starve in winter
always leaves in a hurry 
it's that stupid bird,bird,bird.

Don't wor-ry about it just have some jam
its a harmless creature and we took its land
besides its cute and fuzzy, just like my mommy

 

Uh... No screw its November
and I want my thanksgiving dinner
that turkey its mine i'm in the mood for turkey pot pie

 

Gobble, gobble,gobble,
brr. whowhowhowhowho

See now look what you did we're gonna starve and its all your fault
it's ok just have some of this monster meat its great
I hate you

 

Happy November

(P.S November is not CHRISTMAS so stop it)

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Snicker-snack snicker-snack I hear the giant rat
come to but us back in his sack
On chrismas eve where things be jolly and *****
All that we do is have fear

Come to but us back away and all we be are his slaves
Might I have one suggestion on this quick reflection
Shall we run or shall we hide better think fast or then we die

I hear a his I hear a laugh of the dreaded krampus
Run and hide dear you get the chain
Be swift and be quick on this dreaded Christmas

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Breath a breath of life onto this gasping writhing thread. HERE YA GO!!!

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I hear the wispers
I see the fear
as the nights draw further near

Will they be ok to know the sercret
Should I just run away
And be the monster I'm meant to be

A creature of feverant rage
One who works without a brain
One to show no mercy or remorse

I see the stares of fears gaze
and the hushed whispers as I draw near
will I be ok

Should I tell them one day
or plan my escape
and be the monster I'm meant to be

This curse it took everything
My life will never be the same
But what is there left to do

Should I tell or try to hide
or pass it off for the time
Why must I be a monster

Don't worry about it you have me
Everything will be fine you'll see
Your not a monster

We'll stick together through thck and thin
For you are my best friend
So please don't worry

It's ok to be afaid
But just know that I will stay
Your not a monster to me

You've made so many friends
each different in their own way
I'm sure they'd let you stay

Now don't scare me again
and tell the truth
it will all be ok

Thanks Lucy

 

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Isn't it neeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaat
That I can have a seat
It's just so deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaar
that I can rest my rear.
When I'm playing Don't Starve
I'm so happy with this
what my character's legs deserve!
Now he can sit
he can sit
he can sit sit sit
sitsitsitsit
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Lyrics by my father after I told him about the ridiculous joy from the fandom over the sitting emoticon. A parody of "I can talk" from Charlottes Web.

 

 

 

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16 hours ago, minespatch said:

Isn't it neeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaat
That I can have a seat
It's just so deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaar
that I can rest my read.
When I'm playing Don't Starve
I'm so happy with this
what my character's legs deserve!
Now he can sit
he can sit
he can sit sit sit
sitsitsitsit
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Lyrics by my father after I told him about the ridiculous joy from the fandom over the sitting emoticon. A parody of "I can talk" from Charlottes Web.

 

 

 

So dum but so right

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On 27/08/2016 at 4:51 AM, DragonMage156 said:

 

Hound goes woof
Catcoons meow
Birds go tweet and rabbits squeak

Beefalo moo
Frog goes croak
and the koalaphant goes toot

Pengulls quack
Fish go bloop
And the (???) goes ow ow ow

But there's one sound that no one knows...

What does the (???) say?

What does the Nox say, By DragonMage156

Hound goes woof
Catcoons meow
Birds go tweet and rabbits squeak

Beefalo moo
Frog goes croak
and the koalaphant goes toot

Pengulls quack
Fish go bloop
And the Rook goes stomp, stomp, stomp

But there's one sound that no one knows...

What does the Nox say?

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21 minutes ago, AFatCat said:

What does the Nox say, By DragonMage156

Hound goes woof
Catcoons meow
Birds go tweet and rabbits squeak

Beefalo moo
Frog goes croak
and the koalaphant goes toot

Pengulls quack
Fish go bloop
And the Rook goes stomp, stomp, stomp

But there's one sound that no one knows...

What does the Nox say?

Nice! Though I'm not sure what a Nox is :p

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