octorok3317 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I had been bored, and tired, the two main motives for this story, and decided to spawn small birds and make them fight to the death. I fed one small bird and ordered it to attack another, rinse and repeat, until there were the final 2 standing...Smelgorb and Captain Crunch. Smelgorb delivered a swift kick to Captain Crunch, knocking him to the ground. Captain Crunch then delivered a devastating punch to the eye. Smelgorb fell over, blinded by the unexpected punch. Captain Crunch was just about to deliver the final blow to Smelgorb, when a Merm delivered the ONLY blow to him. He died. R.I.P.I ran away with Smelgorb as fast as I could (aka: i walked) and then got bored and spawned like 50 spiders to fight another 50 smallbirds I spawned. I found myself maniacally laughing throughout the one-sided battle at the small birds falling to the ground, dying. The battle then ended.Spoiler: Spiders won. There was only one small bird who lived, dying shortly after anyway of starvation. Should've read the title of the game, man. Here's a small bird picture. This story sucks tallbird eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 @Weirdobob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Auth Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I had been bored, and tired, the two main motives for this story, and decided to spawn small birds and make them fight to the death. I fed one small bird and ordered it to attack another, rinse and repeat, until there were the final 2 standing...Smelgorb and Captain Crunch. Smelgorb delivered a swift kick to Captain Crunch, knocking him to the ground. Captain Crunch then delivered a devastating punch to the eye. Smelgorb fell over, blinded by the unexpected punch. Captain Crunch was just about to deliver the final blow to Smelgorb, when a Merm delivered the ONLY blow to him. He died. R.I.P.I ran away with Smelgorb as fast as I could (aka: i walked) and then got bored and spawned like 50 spiders to fight another 50 smallbirds I spawned. I found myself maniacally laughing throughout the one-sided battle at the small birds falling to the ground, dying. The battle then ended.Spoiler: Spiders won. There was only one small bird who lived, dying shortly after anyway of starvation. Should've read the title of the game, man. Here's a small bird picture. This story sucks tallbird eggs. You have deeply enraged me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 17, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 17, 2015 You got some problems, bud...Maybe you should pass by my office later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Kill more smallbirds please, thank you. Just make them go fight a dragonfly or something. I like hounds more . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 17, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 17, 2015 Kill more smallbirds please, thank you. Just make them go fight a dragonfly or something. I like hounds more .And then you ask yourself why Weirdo hates you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 And then you ask yourself why Weirdo hates you... I know. So that is why KILL ALL THE TALLBIRDS!!! Keep the hounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octorok3317 Posted October 17, 2015 Author Share Posted October 17, 2015 spiders and tallbirds/teenbirds/smallbirds/ are smug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I know. So that is why KILL ALL THE TALLBIRDS!!! Keep the hounds. spiders and tallbirds/teenbirds/smallbirds/ are smug be glad i don't know where you live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octorok3317 Posted October 17, 2015 Author Share Posted October 17, 2015 actually no only spiders are smug i want to murder every living spider smallbirds are fine I guess, I only hate normal tall birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I only hate normal tall birds You hate animals for struggling to protect their land from intruders? Golly. You're a monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 be glad i don't know where you live I LIVE IN SEA,BELOW CHINA, NEXT TO Cambodia.....You can kill me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octorok3317 Posted October 18, 2015 Author Share Posted October 18, 2015 yes I do hate them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 yes I do hate them You should be ashamed, you monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 You should be ashamed, you monster. the smallbirds are not bad, i just hate the adult one. Chasing you, kicking you....I hate them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyNamedChris Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Tallbirds are a thing of peace and beauty C: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 the smallbirds are not bad, i just hate the adult one. Chasing you, kicking you....I hate them Yeah, because you've invaded their space. If bearger invades your base, you'd fight him off too, wouldnt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpime Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Yeah, because you've invaded their space. If bearger invades your base, you'd fight him off too, wouldnt you? no, i would just feed him so food and move my stuff and create a new base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 20, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 20, 2015 no, i would just feed him so food and move my stuff and create a new base.Pfffffffffffft as if. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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