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Asparagnito: Ban discrepancies detected... little twerps not witty enough to make up a ban while having a conversation...

Correcting...

21 hours ago, Master Jand said:

Yeah, I'll change it.

21 hours ago, DatShadowJK said:

No its fine :p 

Ban Master Jand and DatShadowJK for not editing O__O

9 hours ago, Destros09 said:

Ban the forums for not counting these post towards watermelons and master jands totals

8 hours ago, watermelen671 said:

Ban Destros because you are TOTALLY right! BAN THE FORUMS!!!

7 hours ago, Master Jand said:

*watermelen signs into his klei account*

Watermelen: huh, wut's this?

You have been banned from the Klei Forums because you and many others had voted to shut down the forums permanently. Good day.

Watermelen: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

Ban Watermelen and Destros for not knowing the forums and @JoeW are one and banning the forums will anger the forum gods O__O

 

Ban Watermelen for spamming a cat gif O__O just make it your signature if you want so you don't have to keep adding it in everytime

Ban Datshadowjk for having eye pain, noob

*Asparagnito disengaging...*

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Ban Jand for not solving the puzzle that rewards a Vegas-style buffet when completed...

*checks with Mr. Jeeves*

Mr. Jeeves... why is all the food gone? O__O

Mr. Jeeves: ... runs away to the country side and makes a new life under the alias Dr. Beeves

My apologies Master Jand, please accept this coupon for a 2 for 1 foot long made out of *squints* "authentic dogs"... 

Huh... well you're free to go O__O

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*hugh* Finally free.

*hugh*

Throws off his electric collar back at the facility.

As my last forced ban, I ban DatShadowJK for never helping me escape.

*drives bus back to his hometown near SF, California*

Ahh, it's good to be back!

*looks at coupon*

Hmmm... authentic dogs. Maybe I should try one.

*drives to the restaurant in his mini cooper*

Hello, this is YumDog Inc?

Cashier: Yup

Jand: I have a coupon for 2 free authentic dogs?

Cashier grabs a magnifying glass.

Cashier: It expires March 15...

JAND: YAASSSSS!

Cashier: ...1907.

JAND: CURSE YOU ASPARAGUS!!!!

 

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*drives back to facility holding coupon high and proud*

That little muck, I'll teach him not to mess around with me...

*CRASH!*

Jand's car collides with DatShadowJK's.

Jand: What the heck are you doin' here?

DatShadowJK: The facility came into all-out anarchy when you left.

*dramatic flashback*

DatShadowJK, Cyborg, & watermelen are smashing lunch tables, throwing their food at the guards, and breaking windows.

Asparagus files bankruptcy shortly after and the scientific testing facility project has thus been disbanded.

*end of flashback*

Jand: Jeez. Here, I'll pay for it.

Jand shoves a 990,000 USD in DatShadowJK's face.

DatShadowJK: But I'm Austrailian!

Jand: USE A FRIGGIN ATM

Jand then tries to locate Asparagus, but he has gone into hiding.

Jand pulls out his fire darts, ready to see him when he does.

Jand puts out a bait (ban) for Asparagus where he think he's hiding. The moment he tries taking the ban, he'll get unleashed with fists of fury.

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Ban Master Jand for not knowing that I started Page 176 and giving me a ban for that INSTEAD. EDIT: And also ban Jand for making this a conversation (I'm replying until 2 other people post)EDIT: AND Double Posting EDIT: And making me edit to much

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