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Famous last words

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EulenMarie    197

Player XY joined the game (in winter)

 

XY: Where are you? I'm freezing!

Me: You have a firepit @portal.

XY: I haven't any wood!

Me: YOUR ARE WOODY!

XY was killed by freezing.

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EulenMarie    197

I cringe whenever someone writes Woody instead of Woodie.

WoodIE <---- The correct way to spell it.

 

Shame on me!!!

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Dylan738    260

Me: Hey, host type DebugSpawn"maxwellthrone" to play as maxwell!

 

Host: Okay.

 

My thoughts: Heh heh, hes going to crash his game. OH WAIT- *disconnected*

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WaddleDee    1,785

So I was out on an expedition with a friend in Winter, hunting Mactusk because we were bored and really didn't know what else to do.

After a rather close scuffle, we emerged victorious! We were gathering our loot when I noticed something approaching...

 

Me: "OH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER MACTUSK"

 

Friend was killed by Ice Hound.

Waddle Dee was killed by Mactusk.

 

Me: "Did you at least get a tusk?"
Them: "nope"
 

We had to wait until Spring, as ghosts, until we were able to get our stuff back.

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Azerathi    4

Day 7. At around 55 health after getting hit by 2 swarms from poison birchnut trees "I'd be happier if we made some armor." Hounds spawn, I'm running in circles as bait around the fire trying to live, my brother is frantically trying to remember how to attack since it's his first time playing DST. Bub's more a console guy. I'm more a tablet girl. Friend invites me to another game, which causes me to lag.  Azerathi was killed by hounds.

 

Sounds pretty noobish,right? I probably shouldn't have waited 5 years between computers.

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CassieCroft    73

When I was new to the game I wasn't sure if beefalow were neautral or attacked on site. I had previously been killed by a beefalow. I was wandering near them and they must have been on heat at the time but I didnt realise.

 

Anyway - my last words were "I dont think beefalow attack you unless you hit them first."

 

Cassiecroft was killed by beefalow.

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NoobModder    208

"NOT THE FROGS!!! NO, PLEASE, NOT THE FROGS!!!!!!!!!!! AGHRAGHRAGRHAG!!!!"

 

Nuff said.
 

EDIT: I should probably explain that the frogs always get me in don't starve.

Always.

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(Wilderness mode as Woodie)

Me: "Wanna watch me rampage?"

-Fyre was killed by Crawling Horrors-

 

(Endless mode as Willow)

Me: "This place is perfect to farm spiders!"

-Fyre was killed by Tentacles-

 

-Fyre was revived by (friend)- (Immediately becomes night time)

Me: "I DON'T HAVE MY LIGHTER"

-Fyre was killed by darkness- 

 

Me: "He just wanted to destroy every last stone wall you made."

-Fyre was killed by Deerclops-

 

(Friend left base to keep himself alive, come across touch stone very far away from our base that was destroyed by Deerclops)

Friend: "Go revive."

(I really don't wanna because I was Willow with 38 max hp but he seems to be wanting me to revive.)

Me: "I bet I'm gonna die immediately."

-Fyre is revived by touch stone-

-Fyre was killed by freezing-

-(friend) was killed by Hounds-

 

(We then revived on Spring)

friend: "You go back to base, I go get my gears."

Me: "OH GOD THE RAIN IS SO HEAVY"

-(friend) died by freezing-

Me: "I HAVE 0 SANITY"

-Fyre died by freezing-

 

And a weird story about me crashing my game but still died on my friend's screen:

(Another Wilderness mode as Willow with the same friend)

Me: "Soon I'm gonna die in the weirdest way ever" (Referring to me freezing to death in Autumn)

I then went to collect woods so I can keep myself from freezing.

-Game crashed-

(On Steam Chat)

Me: "My game crashed"

Friend: "You got killed by a tree."

Me: "Guess my prediction came true in some way..."

 

What had actually happened? I still have no idea, There was two poison birchnut, but I was away from them, chopping a normal birchnut. I had near 0 sanity but almost full health at that time.

 

But I can explain how I got my sanity to near 0 in Autumn. I wandered around in full moon to get Glommer's flower. Then I asked friend: "What should I be doing?"

Friend: "Go dig grave and find gems."

Me: "Kay."

Immediate regret. So I started to head back to base with low sanity. Hounds attacked at dusk. I jumped into wormhole. Reached camp with near 0 sanity.

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I'm back with new random last words!

I just played a session of heavily modded Wilderness mode with my new friend, let's call him N for now.

 

N: "COME TREEGUARD"

N: "I SHALL HUG YOU"

N: "OK NOPE NOPE NOPE"

-N was (almost) killed by TreeGuard-

 

(Argonian Warriors, I think they behaves like Bunneymen)

Me: "That creep is following me!"

-Fyre was killed by Shenanigans-

 

N: "OH NO I'M DYING"

N: "COME TO ME PLS"

(Just when I saw him running to me on my screen)

-N was killed by freezing-

 

Me: "HOLY" (A bunch of ghost chasing me in fullmoon)

Me: "DOUBLE HOLY"

-Fyre was (almost) killed by Deerclops-

 

N: "I need food!" *Runs around checking all the containers*

N: "OH NO"

Me: *Tried to give him roasted Wumpa fruit but failed so I dropped it to the ground.*

-N was killed by starvation- (Lesson learnt: if N is saying he needs food, I better shove that Wumpa fruit into his face.)

 

Me: "DO NOT JUMP INTO THAT WORMHOLE IN SAVANNAH"

-Fyre was mobbed by 2 Tallbirds, 2 blue hounds and a Dragonfly-

 

N: "COME LOOK AT THIS"

-N was killed by Moshling-

 

Me: "IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO ATTACK THE MOSHLINGS"

*Escapes into that wormhole in savannah*

 

(Seriously there would be way more dead bodies in his world if it wasn't his really cheap mod that saved our butts multiple times)

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A new friend of mine was playing with me on private server, he stole firestaff from hound bay.

"How do I open chests, right or left click?"

*sets chest and shortly whole base on fire while I was mining stones and collecting shrooms*

Aaaaaand he was burnt alive.

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OMGyouMuPPeT    18

Friend = "So whats this round my screen?"

Me = "Freez..."

"Freezing Killed Friend"

"Friend leaves the server"

Me "finds body with my stuff 50 days later" OOOH rocks

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While helping a friend pick up their loot that is resting on top of a tentacle spawn.

 

"No man. You can't just stand on the spots like that. You have to weave. Go in and out. Like THSI."

 

Stun locked by two tentacles immediately.


While helping a friend pick up their loot that is resting on top of a tentacle spawn.

 

"No man. You can't just stand on the spots like that. You have to weave. Go in and out. Like THSI."

 

Stun locked by two tentacles immediately.

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Pyr0mrcow    1,234

95% of all replies sent to people while exploring a swamp.
I'm convinced that me stopping while standing on swampy turf triggers an immediate tentacle spawn.

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Naipseht    223

My friend happens to not understand what a pincer formation is and how such a stratagem is useful for forcing enemies into melee combat. As a result of is ineptitude, MacTusk kicked our asses. We didn't die, but got low enough on health to retreat.

 

Also, he failed to understand kiting (at first) and was killed by the Koalefant. And he also led the Warg to our base for no reason whatsoever while I was recovering...

 

Yup.

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mcumba    4

"this Goose is finally dead... Now let's murder her kids after they watched their mother die haha"

Umba was killed by mosling.

Friend was killed by lightning.

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