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Famous last words

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rajule    20

From my friend at the end of our first night playing during a thunder storm. "Hey can you get struck by lightning?"

 

BAM he immediately gets struck. I run back to base just in time to see him flailing on fire and drop dead.

 

Care to share any similar stories?

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greenglacier    1,222

Friend: "Where were you?!" *he didn't see me for a while*

Me: "I just brought some friends." *in ghost state with a flock of ghost*

Friend: "Can I get spooked?" *friend dies in the attack of spooky scarry ghost*

Me: ...

 

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Pyr0mrcow    1,239

Come back to base, fire burning everywhere.

"Who did this?? :("

*banned*

 

I've learned that if you pick Willow, you're instantly guilty of everything.

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ImDaMisterL    17,433

Come back to base, fire burning everywhere.

"Who did this?? :("

*banned*

 

I've learned that if you pick Willow, you're instantly guilty of everything.

This is so true it hurts...

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Zervo    72
I've learned that if you pick Willow, you're instantly guilty of everything.

well, most of the troublemaker are using willow :<

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applebottom    512

My last words are usually

"laaaaaaag"

"lag"

"laaaag"

"ping too high"

 

And,

"don't haunt that tree"

"don't haunt the saplings"

"no! don't haunt the treeguard"

"nooooooooooooooooo"

 

My internet is not so good so I lag a lot and also join new servers a lot. I've seen a lot of camps ruined by curious ghosts who are bored waiting for telltale heart and proceed to haunt everything in sight. :D Can't really fault them. That's the first thing I did when I died too.

 

And yes, they blamed one of the Willows for setting the Treeguard on fire.

 

Poor Willow.

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BeastNips    101

While these aren't my last words usually, they are often words that preceed a series of unfortunate events:

"how's your sanity Willow?"

BOOM, everything is on fire ha

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tetrified    165

My last words are usually

"laaaaaaag"

"lag"

"laaaag"

"ping too high"

 

funny, mine usually go something like

 

"lag"

"laaaaaag"

"laaaaaaaaaaaaag"

"bad host"

 

For me it's usually the fact that the host's computer can't take the million beefalo in the server.

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Asparagus    8,998

because of lag, I call on the attention of a fellow survivor to lure a tallbird and I'll kill it... he saw me do it with another player so he/she agreed... I had no trouble killing it, it not attacking me...

 

"Let me help"

 

he then comes close and attacks the tallbird...

 

he gets killed...

 

sumsuchplayerannonymous was killed by a tallbird...

 

I ate well that evening...

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applebottom    512

Oh gods! Haha! The things you hear from newbies (Disclaimer: I also did these things but most of my noobness was done before multiplayer came out...)

  • Why is their butt red? Are they gonna poop soon? Username was killed by Beefalo
  • Why are these bees red? Username was killed by Killer Bee
  • Guys, come here quick! There are eyes on the ground! Username was killed by Eyeplant
  • So I just haunt this touchstone? Username was revived by Touchstone (after 10 seconds...) Username was killed by Darkness

Also, happens lots of times:

  • Anyone have berries? Username was killed by Hunger

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smeef    3

Come back to base, fire burning everywhere.

"Who did this?? :("

*banned*

 

I've learned that if you pick Willow, you're instantly guilty of everything.

and its like 99% correct

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Mine are usually "Oh god why are the wolves back already." (There are WAY too many wolves even on less...)

And once in a while it's friend says "Go get silk." me "ok" then me (again) "Spider queen" ( I do suffer from lag too)

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Luggs    666

*dead of winter* "I ate all the honey" Username was killed by Luggs

"Hey look, free gears." Username was killed by Clockwork Rook.

"Look! The eyebone." Luggs was killed by username.

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Weirdobob    8,156

"but what truly is an ewecus"

 

"PLS HALP THE HAIR COWS ARE ASSAULTING ME"

 

"git over here i need your skin"

 

"dem hair cows got dem red booties"

 

"IS THAT A GOAT OR AM I HALLUCINATING A SHADOW GOAT"

 

"this tree smiles! I'll hug it."

 

"hey look a set piece"

 

"CUBBLESTUNES"

 

"CHAIRLY NUUU"

 

"HUNDS"

 

"DERCLIPS!!!!"

 

"shat they are playing as maxwell and i am just a little willow"

 

"BEEZ"

 

"BEEEEEEZ"

 

"BEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!"

 

"KILLAR BEEZ"

 

"Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy OH F**K FULL MOON"

 

"THIS LONG PIG SURE DOES LOOK APPETISING"

 

"VARG STOP THAT IS MY BOOTY YOUR CHOMPING ON"

 

"KOLALEFANT, SURRUNDER YOUR FLESH TO ME"

 

"gonna make me some fish taco- AH HOLY JEEBUS SPANISH INQUISITION FROGS"

 

"i sure hope owner-senpai notices me..."

 

"HA HA! THE TREE IS ON FIRE! Ohno ahm on fire"

 

"pls. pls. pls. pls. pls. pls. pls. TORCH YOU FAILED ME"

 

"HA, I HAVE BEARD HAIR"

 

"bunnies!"

 

"SHUSH IMA LIBRARIAN"

 

"dem some nice ghosts you got there"

 

"I KNOW YOUR HUNGRY NOW STOP PECKING ME I'll GIVE YOU SEEDS IN A SECOND CALM YO SELVES"

 

"ha ha, boobaloes... ha... ha... wait, that one's charging"

 

"CHESTER I LOVE YOU SO"

 

"mmm spicy meatballs tasty *mwuh*"

 

"DIG DAG DOOGITY DURF DUT DAN DIGGIT DERN"

 

"I NEED MY BLANKIE"

 

"If you're reading this, you should NOT post here. This thread is old and reviving it won't be good."

 

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"

 

"YOU KILLED ME 8 TIMES BUT I FEEL LUCKY NOW!"

 

"i pray to the mighty Klei gods to give me bacon from the Sky"

 

"mena pls"

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Warden    122

Here's a few I've heard before:

"Ooh, free stuff!" 'So and so exploded'

"Why is it winter all of a sudden???" 'Several people die from freezing'

"Whats that hissing sound!?" "HALP!!!" 'Several people die from darkness'

"OH GOD SO MANY TENTACLES" 'So and so dies from tentacles'

"Why is the forest on fire!?" 'So and so burnt to a crisp'

"OH GOD SO MANY SPIDERS" 'So and so got eaten by spiders'

"Me smash puny deerclops!" 'So and so got smashed by a deerclops'

 

 

 

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