Morgan17 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Welcome to the comedy thread! Every day, we here do a new type of comedy each day.Schedule:Monday: PunsTuesday: Sketch ComedyWednesday: Dark ComedyThursday: Character ComedyFriday: MockumentarySaturday: SpoofSunday: Wordplay Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanBlue Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 A bicycle can't stay on its ownbecause it's two tiredhaahaaehaehhahaaheauehahahahaahaahahehaehehehaehaheaaeaheaheaehaehhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 This topic looks a little threadbare at the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxTheGentleManScientistxX Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 It is monday, I deserve PUNS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 What does it even mean? I'ma so confused at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Which kind of person is the worse for a relationship?A corpse. Because it's cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanBlue Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm too lazy to make a sketch so have this funny joke:what do cops eat for dessert?copcakes!ahahhaahahaeheeahehahahaahahahahahahehaeuahehuhuaeuhhehe....heha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 I'm too lazy to make a sketch so have this funny joke:what do cops eat for dessert?copcakes!ahahhaahahaeheeahehahahaahahahahahahehaeuahehuhuaeuhhehe....hehaPuns were yesterday.You killed that joke out of season.I'm afraid*points to joke police* you have to come with me. (Sketch comedy done.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Wednesday for me now.Dark comedy. Why is all that comes to mind racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yay Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Wednesday for me now.Dark comedy. Why is all that comes to mind racist.Wow... It took me a minute to get that joke..._____________________________________How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? ...Shoot him before he hits the water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Wow... It took me a minute to get that joke... Oh.. oh wow.. I didn't even intend a joke here but I've been a genious without even noticing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Classic Dark Humor joke time: This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 One day, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says,"Oh no, I forgot to store nuts for winter! Now I am dead!"It's funny because the squirrel gets dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 So many south park jokes I could quote, so many warning points I'd get if I quoted said jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 One day, a squirrel walks up to a tree and says,"Oh no, I forgot to store nuts for winter! Now I am dead!"It's funny because the squirrel gets dead. COPYRIGHT ALERT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 COPYRIGHT ALERT.YOU SAW NOTHING! *throws a squirrel at your face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 YOU SAW NOTHING! *throws a squirrel at your face*SQUIRREL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 SQUIRREL!*A bunch of dogs suddenly surround you*SQUIRREL?! WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!!? (Isn't all caps fun?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 *A bunch of dogs suddenly surround you*SQUIRREL?! WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!!? (Isn't all caps fun?) WHHEEEEE! I mean NO IT ISN'T! I mean...dagnabbit @JoeW, it IS contagious! (inside joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 ok..... let see how do you stop a train from hitting maxwell Heres a hint....... You Don't. Random joke: whats Ds a portable gameing system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 WARNING:SUPER DARK JOKE AHEADFather: Son, stop playing aroundSon: But dad....Father: No buts! This is a graveyard, and you need to be respectfulSon:sorry dad...Father: now get over here and help me bury the body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Ok, are you ready for the best joke?Ready?Po--ta--to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Ok, are you ready for the best joke?Ready?Po--ta--to.iz beest juke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxTheGentleManScientistxX Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 England doesn't have a kidney bank But they have a liverpool. I know its not monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporb Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Ok, are you ready for the best joke? Ready? Po- -ta- -to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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