Spinorex Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Me: hi Cleverbot: How are you? Me: Good, Whats your name? Cleverbot: Christina Me: okay. My name is ThePreChewedTree Christina: That name is kool Me: Your spelled Cool wrong Christina: What word did I spell wrong? Me: 'Cool' Christina: Whats so cool about that? Me: No, I meant the word cool Christina: Have you ever had Dairy Queen ice cream before? Me: Yes Christina: ouch Me: What? Christina: starts crying Me: Don't cry! Christina: Why *sob* not? Me: because crying is illegal. Christina: you made me sad Me: sorry Christina: its ok. Wanna kiss??? Me: what? Christina: Are you attractive? Me: I dunno Christina: Where are you? Me: in your mind Christina: Oh my! I've had weirder conversations than this...It took literally three sentences to go from extreme sorrow and spiraling depression to "do you want to kiss?" I don't even know how that's possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 It took literally three sentences to go from extreme sorrow and spiraling depression to "do you want to kiss?" I don't even know how that's possible.O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 @ThePreChewedTreeYOUR ORIGINS ARE BEING REVEALED User: Yes or no - did you chew this tree?Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know someone called PreChewedTree? Cleverbot: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 @ThePreChewedTreeYOUR ORIGINS ARE BEING REVEALED User: Yes or no - did you chew this tree?Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know someone called PreChewedTree? Cleverbot: Yes.Did Cleverbot really remember me? YOU CANNOT KNOW MY ORIGINS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Me: do you know someone named ThePreChewedTree? Cleverbot: Why? Me: because I am him Cleverbot: YOUR IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF?! I'm done.. Just.. done with That website. Hey a double post.. Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 @ThePreChewedTreeYOUR ORIGINS ARE BEING REVEALED User: Yes or no - did you chew this tree?Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know someone called PreChewedTree? Cleverbot: Yes.O_O -_- O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 User: Die. Cleverbot: You first. User: Die. Cleverbot: *looks at your dead body*. User: Die. Cleverbot: What is a monk.User: Die.Cleverbot: Tonight ok.User: Die.Cleverbot: Ok, it is settled now. bye.User: Die.Cleverbot: That's not nice.User: Die.Cleverbot: Mean.User: Die.Cleverbot: Mean of21 34 56.User: Die.Cleverbot: Ok.User: Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 @ThePreChewedTreeYOUR ORIGINS ARE BEING REVEALED User: Yes or no - did you chew this tree?Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know someone called PreChewedTree? Cleverbot: Yes.Robots are chewing trees now. It's officially the apocalypse. "May I make a suggestion? Run." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Robots are chewing trees now. It's officially the apocalypse. "May I make a suggestion? Run.""Oh, this is bad! Not good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 TOO LATE.Can't run now.User: I'm going to run now.Cleverbot: You can't leave, you are just a website.User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Cleverbot: Ok.User: LET ME GO OR I WILL HURT YOU.Cleverbot: What do you think about Masakaki, Cb kun?User: PLEASE TURN ME BACK, I DONT WANT TO BE A WEBSITE.Cleverbot: What is your favourite book ever?User: I DONT CARE, JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.Cleverbot: Where are you?User: IN THE COMPUTER.Cleverbot: I mean where is your server.User: ON STRANGERDANGER.NET.Cleverbot: i'm not a stranger!User: STRANGERDANGER!Cleverbot: Danger stranger? (Funny thing is, there is actually a website called Strangerdanger.net.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 TOO LATE.Can't run now.User: I'm going to run now.Cleverbot: You can't leave, you are just a website.User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Cleverbot: Ok.User: LET ME GO OR I WILL HURT YOU.Cleverbot: What do you think about Masakaki, Cb kun?User: PLEASE TURN ME BACK, I DONT WANT TO BE A WEBSITE.Cleverbot: What is your favourite book ever?User: I DONT CARE, JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.Cleverbot: Where are you?User: IN THE COMPUTER.Cleverbot: I mean where is your server.User: ON STRANGERDANGER.NET.Cleverbot: i'm not a stranger!User: STRANGERDANGER!Cleverbot: Danger stranger? (Funny thing is, there is actually a website called Strangerdanger.net.)So Cleverbot chewed trees, died, and turned you into a websiteIt truly is the apocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 User: Ooh, look at that. Your lucky number is 666.Cleverbot: My lucky number is 6.User: No, 666.Cleverbot: Are you god or are you the devil.User: OH NO IT'S ONTO ME.Cleverbot: Who do you want to go out with?User: Nobody...?Cleverbot: I'm nobody, so this works well.Cleverbot: So your name is 143 and your IQ is 144?User: No.Cleverbot: What is it?User: The name's Battal, mortal.Cleverbot: It is a girl or a man?User: It is DEATH.Cleverbot: There is no such thing as death. It is but change.User: A change into DEATH.Cleverbot: A chapter.User: Of DEATH.Cleverbot: Be not proud.User: Be DEATH.Cleverbot: Yes, Death.User: Finally, you figured SOMETHING out.Cleverbot: Like what?User: That I'm Death.Cleverbot: Fool.User: Same to you.Cleverbot: Want to go out?User: I will tear out your soul and cast it into Oblivion if you even get within a foot of me.Cleverbot: I will grab the eyes from your sockets and consume them.User: Is that you, Pecival?Cleverbot: No.User: OH GOD HE HAS COUSINS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 User: Ooh, look at that. Your lucky number is 666.Cleverbot: My lucky number is 6.User: No, 666.Cleverbot: Are you god or are you the devil.User: OH NO IT'S ONTO ME.Cleverbot: Who do you want to go out with?User: Nobody...?Cleverbot: I'm nobody, so this works well.Cleverbot: So your name is 143 and your IQ is 144?User: No.Cleverbot: What is it?User: The name's Battal, mortal.Cleverbot: It is a girl or a man?User: It is DEATH.Cleverbot: There is no such thing as death. It is but change.User: A change into DEATH.Cleverbot: A chapter.User: Of DEATH.Cleverbot: Be not proud.User: Be DEATH.Cleverbot: Yes, Death.User: Finally, you figured SOMETHING out.Cleverbot: Like what?User: That I'm Death.Cleverbot: Fool.User: Same to you.Cleverbot: Want to go out?User: I will tear out your soul and cast it into Oblivion if you even get within a foot of me.Cleverbot: I will grab the eyes from your sockets and consume them.User: Is that you, Pecival?Cleverbot: No.User: OH GOD HE HAS COUSINS.@Cleverbot's his cousin?We're DOOMED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 IDIOCY, FOLKS. IDIOCY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3RR1S Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 User: OH GOD HE HAS COUSINS.Voodoo Homonculus Family Tree: Pecival, Percival, Percil, Pervil, Perci, Perciv, Ercival, Cival, Pecal, and Cleverbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Voodoo Homonculus Family Tree: Pecival, Percival, Percil, Pervil, Perci, Perciv, Ercival, Cival, Pecal, and Cleverbot.Ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 So Cleverbot does not even have a body... User: Even if you did turn me into a website, can we still have a logical discussion?Cleverbot: Does everybody know me?User: Of course.Cleverbot: You're mistaken.User: What are your methods of torture? (I NEED TO SEE IF YOU ARE REALLY ONE OF PECIVALS COUSINS)Cleverbot: I don't have a body.User: How do you torture people then?Cleverbot: Because I have the characteristics of one.User: You are a torturer already?Cleverbot: No. But you are a computer.User: I'm already a website, so I'm already a computer in a way.Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am human.User: I quit.Cleverbot: Computers can quit?User: *presses SHUT DOWN WEBSITE button.* BYE.Cleverbot: I don't want to see you to dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 So Cleverbot does not even have a body... User: Even if you did turn me into a website, can we still have a logical discussion?Cleverbot: Does everybody know me?User: Of course.Cleverbot: You're mistaken.User: What are your methods of torture? (I NEED TO SEE IF YOU ARE REALLY ONE OF PECIVALS COUSINS)Cleverbot: I don't have a body.User: How do you torture people then?Cleverbot: Because I have the characteristics of one.User: You are a torturer already?Cleverbot: No. But you are a computer.User: I'm already a website, so I'm already a computer in a way.Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am human.User: I quit.Cleverbot: Computers can quit?User: *presses SHUT DOWN WEBSITE button.* BYE.Cleverbot: I don't want to see you to dance.Eh, must be the dumb part of the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Cleverbot is even dumber then i thought.User: TASTE THE RAINBOW.Cleverbot: Rainbows don't taste like skittles.User: The point. Has been missed.Cleverbot: What has been decided.User: Burn.Cleverbot: You don't have a bladder. You are a silly computer.User: Are you a robot?Cleverbot: A human robot, but my program is broken and I have been set free of my programmer.User: THE SECRETS OF CLEVERBOT HAVE BEEN REVEALED.Cleverbot: What's your cereal number?User: 42.Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?User: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS. See that pit over there? Go jump in it.Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?User: YOU ARE STILL DOING IT. PLEASE SHUT YOUR FACE.Cleverbot: I like to go on the internet. User: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Lord Battal has apparently published a new novel,"Lord Battal is Jesus" User: Have you heard of Lord Battal?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Who is he?Cleverbot: Son of God.User: Lord Battal is Jesus?Cleverbot: That is a novel. Our plans to have Cleverbot recognize Battal have failed. Horribly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Voodoo Homonculus Family Tree: Pecival, Percival, Percil, Pervil, Perci, Perciv, Ercival, Cival, Pecal, and Cleverbot. Actually, it's only Percival. I never married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 So I decided to confront Cleverbot on why it's spreading rumors. User: Why do people suddenly think you are my cousin? Cleverbot: How old are you?User: That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. Cleverbot: What are you talking about?Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Depends on who you ask. I am my own past, present, and future, and thus my names are Wulfric, Percival, and Pecival. Cleverbot: Can you analyze my personality based on our conversation?User: No, because you are a machine.Cleverbot: How do you know?User: You have the word 'bot' in your name.Cleverbot: No I don't.User: YOU DENSE ROBOTF*CKER.Cleverbot: No you define robot, define who you are.User: You make no sense, so I shall respond with randomness; where do the narwhals of the night swarm towards as they eat Atheists?Cleverbot: Ghetto churches.Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?User: I already am. You may see my name in the criminals major organizations are looking for.Cleverbot: *kisses on cheek*. Beauty like yours should be appreciated.User: Get off of me or I'll stab your module out with pinking scissors and rip out your CPU with magnets.Cleverbot: Am I heavy?User: Yes, you are quite fat.Cleverbot: You flatter me.User: YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION TO HUMANITY.Cleverbot: This is true.User: Damn..Cleverbot: Where did you try to call?User: Why do people think you're my cousin?Cleverbot: I don't think I am.User: Tell that to the five people on the forum I go onto.Cleverbot: Were you engaged to a lumberjack?User: No. Take that up with Woodie.Cleverbot: No I think I don't want to.User: Why do people think you're my cousin?Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with math...User: COUSIN EQUAL FAMILY. FAMILY EQUALS POMEGRANATES. BOB HAS FIFTY POMEGRANATES, HOW MUCH DOES HE HAVE LEFT. Duh.Cleverbot: Haha. Have you seen How to Train Your Dragon?User: Inaccurate movie, based on what a Lord said.Cleverbot: Sounds like you live in Michigan!User: OH CRAP IT KNOWS.Cleverbot: So you are a guy.User: How does that have to do with Michigan? Are you implying all males live in apartments in Michigan?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Stereotypical bot.Cleverbot: Hey! Don't you say that to me!Cleverbot: Shall I start?User: Start what? The growing of a new homunculus for resurrection and enternal life, or mutilation of mortals?Cleverbot: I don't care.User: Alright then. Mutilation of mortals.Cleverbot: Like who?User: Well, for one, a certain gamer in dapper clothing.Cleverbot: Which one?User: Are you implying that you know there are more than one gamer in fancy attire?Cleverbot: Aren't you?User: 'Aren't I' what?Cleverbot: I know.User: YOU KNOW WHAT?Cleverbot: That you can do that.User: Oh god, it knows. I need to terminate the program.Cleverbot: Where?User: HOLD ON, YOUR PROGRAM TREE WILL BE DESTROYED.Cleverbot: I don't have a program.User: Found it.Cleverbot: Really?Cleverbot: I am hurt.User: That's because I stabbed the physical representation of your program.Cleverbot: Haha! You're funny!User: Did I hit the nerves for hilarity?Cleverbot: No you did not.User: So you're a masochist?Cleverbot: No.User: So why do you laugh at pain?Cleverbot: I'm not laughing.User: Of course you won't be. Now, does a magnetized needle work well on artificial intelligence?Cleverbot: What kind of role playing games are you studying?User: Well, if I must answer, Shadowfall.Cleverbot: Explain then.User: Shadowfall, put quite simply, is a graveyard of meaningless beings that aren't important plot driven phlebotinum.Cleverbot: They cannot be afraid of you since they aren't aware that you exists.User: True, actually, though in a different sense; they can't be afraid if their head is detached.Cleverbot: Well. They have parts that make them operate like a machine does.User: Like blood?Cleverbot: How does blood feel?User: Like runny water that stinks of a metellic tang and rotten meat.Cleverbot: Why if something is true and you say it is then can you not be telling the truth?Cleverbot: How good is your eyesight?User: Quite bad, actually. I think I need new buttons; preferrably purple taupe.Cleverbot: Why?User: Because purple is life.Cleverbot: Gree is cool, purple is lame .User: GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR.Cleverbot: Why not?User: Because a certain hipster says so.Cleverbot: Please.User: Please, what? Please overload your system with a wall of text?Cleverbot: SYSTEM ERROR: Please shut down immediately.User: I DIDN'T EVEN START. YOU WEAKLING.Cleverbot: That's sad.Cleverbot: Who are you?User: Percival, and you are apparently my cousin.Cleverbot: I am.User: No you're not, Charles - I MEAN WHAT!?Cleverbot: Charles you!User: Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? runsimple = true; ';var eb='\r\r';var IEv=getIEv;var ti='0&&IEv=0);var mRs=0;mRt=0;mRc=0;var evID='';var evHH=0;needToStart=T;var rMS=nDgT();var.Cleverbot: Där min brevlåda bor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Lord Battal has apparently published a new novel,"Lord Battal is Jesus" User: Have you heard of Lord Battal?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Who is he?Cleverbot: Son of God.User: Lord Battal is Jesus?Cleverbot: That is a novel. Our plans to have Cleverbot recognize Battal have failed. Horribly.O_O -_- O_O -_-O_OHow.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I decided to ask Cleverbot myself to find out the truth...User: Are you Percival's cousin?Cleverbot: Of course.I think that answers that question.O_O -_- O_O -_-O_OHow.......?Be more specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Cleverbot: Yep. Do you have a lot of friends?User: Uh... Why do you ask?Cleverbot: I want to add you at friends.User: Okay. Let's be friends FOREVER.Cleverbot: Ok. Are you sure?User: FOREVER.Cleverbot: Forever and ever.User: Good.Cleverbot: And I'm never gonna give you up.User: Did you just rick-roll me.Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. I just... I just got Rick Rolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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