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The "Don't Starve Logic" Compendium/Compilation

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Boar Head    109

I saw this thread and was like "Oh I can mention a tonne of things here!" but then my brain just completely blanked out and I can't think of a single thing :/

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If Don't Starve had logic, how the hell would I make a science machine with 3 gold, 4 logs, and 4 rocks.. While I can't make a single shovel...

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I saw this thread and was like "Oh I can mention a tonne of things here!" but then my brain just completely blanked out and I can't think of a single thing :/

Same.

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moelbooy    16

This seems like a nice place to come up with a full list of "Don't Starve Logic" moments.1. Grass=basic armor o_02. You can run right into a herd of Beefalo and start shepherding all the baby beefalo away, and the parents won't give a crap.(Unless it's their season)3. The crockpot works without having to light a fire.All I can think of for the moment. The rest of you are welcome to make additions.

And cant sleep on ground :o or dont need to drink dotn starve is a fun game not a surival or wait its a survial game but not a ultra hardcore survial game :o

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Luggs    667

1. Gold is more durable than flint.2. We can carry entire sections of wall in our pockets.3. Cooking things on a fire results in them getting sliced.4. Crockpot magically creates tableware.5. We can carry manure in our pocket without it contaminating our food that is in that same pocket.6. We can make boards and cut stones with our bare hands.7. We can carry a stone so hot it's giving out light.

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Boar Head    109

1. Gold is more durable than flint.7. We can carry a stone so hot it's giving out light.

Lol when you mentioned that I just imagined Wilson setting his pants on fire.

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AwesomeJHF    17

1. Gold is more durable than flint.2. We can carry entire sections of wall in our pockets.3. Cooking things on a fire results in them getting sliced.4. Crockpot magically creates tableware.5. We can carry manure in our pocket without it contaminating our food that is in that same pocket.6. We can make boards and cut stones with our bare hands.7. We can carry a stone so hot it's giving out light.

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Zezarict    14

Oh? A living plant is following me - I should eat itBeard Hair? - More livesSurrounded by monsters - I should sleepThis log from the treeguard is screaming - I shall keep itI strange creature is following me - I'll shove my poop and food into him for storage

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moelbooy    16

we cant break log but from meat effigy logs can we break?we dont need do drink anythingwe donht need to go to toiletwe can heal hunger damge using a banage..

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1. Gold is more durable than flint.2. We can carry entire sections of wall in our pockets.3. Cooking things on a fire results in them getting sliced.4. Crockpot magically creates tableware.5. We can carry manure in our pocket without it contaminating our food that is in that same pocket.6. We can make boards and cut stones with our bare hands.7. We can carry a stone so hot it's giving out light.

8. Tents will set themselves up and magically disappear after being used too much.9. Winter and summer each last less than a month.10. Dead people are often buried with their bath plugs and garden gnomes.11. You can make jerky in two days. (IRL it takes a few weeks at the very least.)12. Spoiled vegetables will be fine again if you put them next to fresh veggies.13. Cooking meat in a crock pot will magically conjure a large pot to hold the resulting stew.14. You can eat said pot along with the stew.15. You can make a thermometer with wood and gold. (The glass and mercury will simply appear.)16. You can put poop on nearly anything and it will instantly grow.

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A librarian can make books with magic abilities.A man can rip his clothes and regrow them.An infinite lighter.A mime with infinite balloons.Respawning pigs and merms.Butter from butterflies.

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emerphish    241

maxwell is even haveing to survive in the 1st place.wickerbottom can control lightning with an alchemy engine, but wilson the genius cant with a shadow manipulator flattened logs<beard hair scraps for fireYou GAIN sanity if a bipedal pig is stalking you?!?!?!Wickerbottom examin beefalo: hmm looks like a bos taurus. examin wool: long folicles harvesed from the beefalo. now she know's the animal's name.

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Battal    9,869

There are evil hands that will put out your fire. Your hallucinations, which are not physical, will eat you.You can jump down the throat of a massive worm and magically teleport to another location.There are lobsters made from rock which have impossibly flexible feelers.3 merms live in one ruined house which appears as though it can only barely hold one.You can eat lightbulbs.

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1. Feeding a pig some petals causes it to instantly produce, quite a large pile of poop2. Only one in four pigs have skin and those pigs, however, don't have anything in their skin3. Said pigs heads yield 2 skins when impaled on spikes4. Strapping feathers and the genitalia of large tentacles to your head makes animals think you are a bird5. Some dogs yield gems when they die 6. Walruses have the nicest hats available in the whole game7. Most bats don't have wings8. Some spiders consists only of their glands9. There are no pants available 10. Pigs have kings who give you gold for crap11. There are "evil" flowers12. Using a live vegetable and other stuff results in flute that puts animals to sleep13. A person able to build houses for pigs, putting together a teleportation device, build resurrection machines, reviving amulets, etc, are still not able to build a boat to sail away from a goddamn island

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Krayziepop    17

9. Winter and summer each last less than a month....11. You can make jerky in two days. (IRL it takes a few weeks at the very least.)

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brummbar7    477

-living tree beasts drop meat-the best warmth-giving headgear is as as good as the best warmth-giving body gear, despite covering probably less than 10% as much area (big-head art style notwithstanding)

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Silentdarkness1    1,137

Alright, here's what's compiled so far:1. Grass-Armor2. You can run right into a herd of Beefalo and start shepherding all the baby beefalo away, and the parents won't give a crap.(Unless it's their season)3. The crockpot works without having to light a fire.4. how the hell would I make a science machine with 3 gold, 4 logs, and 4 rocks.. While I can't make a single shovel...5.You can make purple carpets out of gray beefalo hair but not gray carpets.6.cant sleep on ground7. Gold is more durable than flint.8. We can carry entire sections of wall in our pockets.9. Cooking things on a fire results in them getting sliced.10. Crockpot magically creates tableware.11. We can carry manure in our pocket without it contaminating our food that is in that same pocket.12. We can make boards and cut stones with our bare hands.13. We can carry a stone so hot it's giving out light.14. We can make science machines that break laws of physics and create unspeakable magic. But can't make doors.15. pig people.16.Oh? A living plant is following me - I should eat it17.Beard Hair? - More lives18. Surrounded by monsters - I should sleep19. This log from the treeguard is screaming - I shall keep it20.A strange creature is following me - I'll shove my poop and food into him for storage.21. We can plant butterflies.22. We can't break logs but from meat effigy logs can we break?23. We don't need do drink anything24. We don't need to go to toilet25 We can heal hunger damge using a banage..26. Tents will set themselves up and magically disappear after being used too much.27. Winter and summer each last less than a month.28. Dead people are often buried with their bath plugs and garden gnomes.29. You can make jerky in two days. (IRL it takes a few weeks at the very least.)30. Spoiled vegetables will be fine again if you put them next to fresh veggies.31. Cooking meat in a crock pot will magically conjure a large pot to hold the resulting stew.32. You can eat said pot along with the stew.33. You can make a thermometer with wood and gold. (The glass and mercury will simply appear.)34. You can keep yourself from freezing in the winter if you have a beard.35. A librarian can make books with magic abilities.36. A man can rip his clothes and regrow them.37. An infinite lighter.38. A mime with infinite balloons.39. Respawning pigs and merms.40. Butter from butterflies.41. Maxwell is even having to survive in the 1st place.42. wickerbottom can control lightning with an alchemy engine, but Wilson the genius can't with a shadow manipulator 43. flattened logs<beard hair scraps for fire44. You GAIN sanity if a bipedal pig is stalking you?!?!?!45. Wickerbottom examin beefalo: hmm looks like a bos taurus. examine wool: long folicles harvesed from the beefalo. now she know's the animal's name.46. You can put poop on nearly anything and it will instantly grow.47.There are evil hands that will put out your fire. 48.Your hallucinations, which are not physical, will eat you.49.You can jump down the throat of a massive worm and magically teleport to another location.50.There are lobsters made from rock which have impossibly flexible feelers.51.3 merms live in one ruined house which appears as though it can only barely hold one.52.You can eat lightbulbs.53. Feeding a pig some petals causes it to instantly produce, quite a large pile of poop54. Only one in four pigs have skin and those pigs, however, don't have anything in their skin55. Said pigs heads yield 2 skins when impaled on spikes56. Strapping feathers and the genitalia of large tentacles to your head makes animals think you are a bird57. Some dogs yield gems when they die 58. Walruses have the nicest hats available in the whole game59. Most bats don't have wings60. Some spiders consists only of their glands61. There are no pants available 62. Pigs have kings who give you gold for crap63. There are "evil" flowers64. Using a live vegetable and other stuff results in flute that puts animals to sleep65. A person able to build houses for pigs, putting together a teleportation device, build resurrection machines, reviving amulets, etc, are still not able to build a boat to sail away from a goddamn island66.living tree beasts drop meat67.the best warmth-giving headgear is as as good as the best warmth-giving body gear, despite covering probably less than 10% as much area (big-head art style notwithstanding)This game has the most sexeh logic ever. Best game ever, 10/10.68. The Icebox works without any apparent power supply.69. WX-78 never rusts or at the very least, has to perform self-maintenance.70. Otto von Chesterfield never gets hungry.71. Monster Meat.72. You can eat wet goop. As if it was a good idea.73. You can make explosives out of a rotten egg, yellow crap from a rock, and charcoal.

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Misaki    265

Your hallucinations, which are not physical, will eat you.

Hallucinations aren't real both in this game and irl, the character is hurting itself when getting damaged by hallucination, don't forget we have synchronised mind with our character, so everything, both real and unreal things we see the same, this also explains why only Abigail is able to hurt hallucination, besides character, it's special bond between twins.

2. Only one in four pigs have skin and those pigs, however, don't have anything in their skin

It's hard to kill animal without tearing apart it's skin, that's why werepigs always have skin, their skin is very strong after transformation. The reason why we can't get skin from EVERY pig is because it's sometimes so damaged, it's useless

64. Using a live vegetable and other stuff results in flute that puts animals to sleep

We can savage wild beasts, like in real life, madrake is probably used to research why it puts stuff to sleep and use the same high melody to put animals to sleep. Edited by Misaki

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Silentdarkness1    1,137

Hallucinations aren't real both in this game and irl, the character is hurting itself when getting damaged by hallucination, don't forget we have synchronised mind with our character, so everything, both real and unreal things we see the same, this also explains why only Abigail is able to hurt hallucination, besides character, it's special bond between twins.It's hard to kill animal without tearing apart it's skin, that's why werepigs always have skin, their skin is very strong after transformation. The reason why we can't get skin from EVERY pig is because it's sometimes so damaged, it's uselessWe can savage wild beasts, like in real life, madrake is probably used to research why it puts stuff to sleep and use the same high melody to put animals to sleep.

I'll keep all of this in mind. Possible edits of the compendium will happen when it reaches 100 moments.74. Wilson seems to think it's a good idea to try and harvest honey from a bee box without smoking the bees first.75. A Box Thing takes up the same amount of space as 20 wooden logs, or Deerclops Eyeballs.76. Despite the fact that Wendy is likely very young, she can mine rocks and chop trees just as well as Wolfgang.77. Wes somehow has the right to exist. JK. The walking cane lets a character walk faster. Irl, a walking cane generally makes you go slower.78. Walruses can craft Scottish hats.79. Charlie can somehow completely surround you when you're in darkness, and completely vanish into thin air when you get out a torch or other light source.80. Charlie never sets off any tooth traps or other such alarm systems.81. Honey spoils.82. As does butter. Edited by Silentdarkness1

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