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  1. Hey everyone! I noticed that there's a buttload of new memes and no place to put them. Post them here for people to see (and so we can stop clogging up the puzzle thread). Enjoy! Edit: Also, the memes don't have to be Maxwell themed. All characters are welcome. This is merely a sequel of a previous meme thread.
  2. Quick Thing, Please Read. Ratings/Points Explanation: SPIDERS: Description: Spiders are a 6-legged insect, with sharp razor teeth and two giant eyes, their color pattern is black with little stripes of gray. Behavior: Aggressive/Territorial Health: Low. Attack Force: Light. Attack Type: Swarm. 6 Forms: Normal, Warrior, Spitter, Cave, Dangling Depth and at last, Shattered. Danger Points: 4 Location: Spiders are bonded to their dens, which can be scattered across the whole Constant, they are most commonly found in forests and sometimes either on rocky lands or in the savanna. While being mainly found in dens, spiders are also capable of being birthed by Spider Queens, a greater and more powerful version of spiders. Background: Spiders are all around the Constant, giving us the survivors in it a sense of danger right from the first moment we are thrown into this notorious purgatory. They are easily killed with the right weapons, but the main danger they propose is the pheromones released during attacking and/or killing one, if close enough to the den or to other spiders, all spiders in the area will immediately lock down into attack mode and go to fight whoever was the one that attacked one of their kin, this can cause quite a problem as they can easily outnumbered any opponent and sometimes even the mighty giants!! Loot: Spiders can be killed for a variety of resources, such as silk, glands and monster meat. Silk can be used to create many things such as top hats, tents, bug nets, bird traps and many other crafts. Glands are mainly used in recipes for healing salves which are great for cuts and wounds, —Note: Wendy has an interesting fascination with these glands, using them and a ghostly component to create potions that can better help heal her dead sister, Abigail. More research needed to figure out her knowledge in ectoherbology— At last we have monster meat, it is inedible and has a foul smell, if eaten raw or cooked symptoms such as: Sickness, dizziness and hallucinations might appear, however, using it in a crock pot will reduce all of its effects and it will become a pleasant dish, just be careful not to overuse it or the effects will become much stronger. Strategy: Spiders can often become the death of many survivors, they are strong in masses and will most often always be walking in groups, the best way to deal with them is to wait for daytime, when all spiders are inside their dens, and bait 1-3 of them out of their homes to have a more controlled crowd to deal with, still act with caution as if not far enough the pheromones might reach the den, and all spiders inside will attack you. Also, Abigail seems prone to kill small hordes of animals, I once saw her kill numerous spiders without getting hit once!! It is quite interesting how strong she is... WARRIOR SPIDERS: Description: Warrior Spiders have the same physical appearance as normal spiders, with the only difference being their strength and color patterns, Warrior Spiders have a greenish-yellow body with black stripes. Behavior: Aggressive/Territorial Health: Low. Attack Force: Light. Attack Type: Swarm/Ranged Danger Points: 4.15 Location: Warriors Spiders can only be found in two specific situations, either being hitting a spider den, or the pheromones of a spider being close enough for the den to detect it. Background: Spider Warriors are less common than normal spiders, serving a singular function, to protect the den and spider from outside threats, they will only ever attack if either the pheromones given by other spiders reach the den or if the den itself is attacked. They have an ability exclusive to them, and that is diving the attack, if the prey they are going after is far from reach, they will attempt to dive at it reaching great distances. These spiders can be scary to those who did not come prepared to fight them, due to this, approach and act around dens with maximum caution!! Loot: Warrior Spiders have the same loot as normal spiders, them being: Glands, Silk and Monster Meat. If interested in its uses look at the loot section in the SPIDERS bestiary. Strategy: Warrior Spiders can be quite tricky to deal with, dodging and attacking is even more difficult as they can jump to your face, giving you a jump-scare —Note: Puns might come in useful to approach new survivors with information— The best way to deal with them is to take all the hits and focus on dealing more blows, or dodging their attacks the moment they are preparing to come with a bite. A quick and easy way to deal with them is by the use of traps, plants some in the ground and making the spiders follow you until under one will render them incapable of attacking you, and you can collect your bounty. SHATTERED SPIDERS: Description: Shattered Spiders are a scary bug, with blackish eyes, a rocky body and sharp legs, they also seem to have purplish crystals growing on them, I’m tempted into trying to break one of them to study their effects and attributes. —Note: It did not go well, who knew they hate when others touch their crystals…. I hope Wickerbottom has any knowledge with cuts and wounds— Behavior: Aggressive/Territorial Health: Low. Attack Force: Light. Attack Type: Swarm/Ranged Danger Points: 4.25 Location: Shattered Spiders can only be found in Shattered-Spider Dens, which are located in a far land from the constant, Lunar Island. This is an island filled with wonders and dangers, housing quite few peculiar creatures, Shattered Spiders being one of them. Background: The moon is a source of enlightenment, its powers are corruptive for those who stay long enough for its effects. Because of it, normal spiders are believed to have become corrupted after living long enough into the Lunar Island, with it, they gained a new ability, Shatter, they can create Purpleish Shards into the floor beneath their prey, slashing and piercing it. These creatures can be quite difficult to dodge with limited space, in addition to taking their time with prey and following them for a long time. Be careful with them, and if in trouble, using bait traps can easily make them less of a threat!! Loot: Similar to all other spiders, Shattered Spiders can be broken down to one out of three things: Glands, Silk, or Monster Meat. To see their uses, look at the SPIDERS bestiary. Strategy: These spiders can be dealt with the same way as warriors, either by dodging and attacking. In most cases, it is advised to use traps as their attacks can be quite hard to evade. Be carefull not to attack them near their dens or else you will have a large problem. BEES: Description: Appearing as a yellow & black striped fuzz ball, bees are a small insect, having two wings, a stinger and four limbs. Behavior: Neutral/Territorial Health: Smallish. Attack Force: Light. Attack Type: Swarm. Danger Points: 3.25 2 Forms: Normal, Killer. Location: Bees are always around their nests, going around flowers and picking up their pollen to produce honey for their hive. Bees can be found scattered around the Constant, mainly found in forests and grasslands. Background: Bee are always around their nests, collecting pollen and making honey. They are a great insect to have on your side as making bee houses gives the owner a passive way to collect honey and with it, an essential and viable source of food. Bess are influenced by season becoming inactive in winter, preferring to stay inside their hives and in spring, all bees become aggressive, attacking anything that is around them. Hitting a bee will immediately release pheromones causing killer bees to leave the hives to attempt to save the bee, it is also possible for other bees to pick up the pheromones and attempt to kill the threat. Loot: Bees can only be scavenged for two resources, honey and stingers. The stinger can be used for booster shots, boat patches, lures and many other things, and the honey could be used for dishes, giving it a more sweet flavor and in creating honey poultice which contains restorative properties. Strategies: Bees could easily pack up a punch if not dealt with properly, the best way to quickly kill a swarm of bees is tempt them into attacking, and after dodging, quickly kill one, repeat the process until all of the bees are killed, or until you are satisfied. KILLER BEES: Description: Similar to bees, killer bees have the same body physique as other bees, with the only difference being their color pattern, instead of yellow their body is mainly red. Behavior: Aggressive/Territorial Health: Smallish. Attack Force: Light. Attack Type: Swarm. Danger Points: 3.30 Location: Killer bees can only be found in two places, nests and killer bee nests. In nests, killer bees will only be seen if a bee from that nest has been attacked, in which case pheromones will spread all around the area, informing the killer bees one of theirs is in danger. However, with killer bee nests, the bees become much more territorial, approaching the nest will immediately send all killer bees into attack mode. Background: Killer bees seem to be the guardians of their fellow bees and nests, protecting them from outside threats and intruders, in most cases, they will stay inside their hives until a threat is seen, they can be great for distractions as they will attack anything that can become a problem once outside their hives, this can be helpful if dealing with a hound attack or other beasts. Loot: Similar to bees, killer bees can be scavenged for either a stinger —Note: Wendy also seems to use this for her ghostly potions, in this case, to make her ghost hit things as strong as she is at night, once asking Abigail about how she know so much about ghosts and ghostly potions, she said she attempted to contact her sister outside the Constant, in which caused her to have to learn a lot about ghosts— or honey, if interested in their uses, look at the BEES bestiary. Strategy: Killer bees can easily be dealt with by using the same strategy as normal bees, tempt them into attacking then dodge, hitting not all but a single bee until all are dealt with, however bee careful with dealing with bees because if there too many you might not be able to dodge and in result will also leave the battle filled with stings. BUTTERFLIES: Description: A reddish and yellow two winged insect, butterflies are all around the constant, they are a beautiful insect and one of the only ones that will never cause you problems. Behavior: Passive/Skittish Health: Smallish. Attack Force: None. Attack Type: None. Danger Points: 0 Location: Butterflies can be found flying all around the Constant, mostly staying near flowers of which they seem to come from, they only are seen during the day, and once the sun starts to settle down they hide in the flowers they came from. Butterflies stay dormant during winter and will not be found around the harsh cold. Background: Butterflies have a passive/skittish nature, flying around and doing nothing but being passive, in most cases, if approaching a butterfly they will fly away from the person in hopes of not causing any problems, they can be catched using a bug net and can be fed ___? to stay alive. If burying a butterfly, a flower will be born, this can be great to transfer flowers near your beehives to faster generate that sweet and delicious honey….. How I love honey... Loot: If killed, a butterfly can be ripped off its wings providing a little snack with a bit of calories, there is also the chance that the butterfly will instead morph into butter, this event seems to be one of the many puns the Constant likes to throw at us… This is incredibly rare, however, getting a butter is always a joy as Warly always loves to make us fruit crepes with it. —Note: I’ve been tempted to tell Warly that the crepes could also use bananas in them, he always likes to make them with dragon fruits and berries which are not my favorite choice, however I’m scared if in doing so I lose my crepe privileges— Another dish made from butterflies are butter muffins, these can be made by anyone using vegetables and butterfly wings, these muffins are delicious and can provide lots of calories, as well as give your stomach a happy smile. —Note: Wx-78 seems to love these muffins, upon asking why, he bluntly responded that the innocence of the dish makes it taste better… I’m quite scared of Wx-78 after this conversation.— Strategy: Butterflies can be quite tricky to kill as while flying away from it’s threat they will maneuver around to make it harder to hit them, the best way to kill them is to run in front of them and hit them once they come into range, their little brains can’t detect that we have passed them, causing them to continue to walk forward.
  3. Smith:cost him alot of time(and shills) to learn a stun 3-cost Atk Meanwhile Sal::
  4. I had this awful idea during a forge match voice chat with my best friend. This is about the most productive thing I've done since Monday. Someone stop me.
  5. Hello. :3 I'm late to the party, but it's better to be late then never, right? I love Don't Starve! I started playing it a few months ago and I wish I got into it sooner. I play it whenever I have free time, and I can't wait for DST to come out. Because of my crazy work schedule, I tend to draw quick comic doodles then full blown colored pieces, but I have a lot of fun drawing fanart for this game! It's a nice break from my normal work. I have some things to share, but lets just start with this little scirbble I did about a month ago.
  6. Check out episode 9 of my playthrough it's a good one and well worth the watch! Feedback is also greatly appreciated!
  7. Welcome to the Don't Starve Dedicated Video Page! Below is a dedicated ongoing play through of Don't Starve! What does this mean for you? You can make the craziest request and I'll make them happen. Because this is a ongoing play through you can tell me things about the game and I'll actually care XD Fan art is freaking amazing and much appreciated and WILL BE USED IF YOU GIVE IT TO ME. Shout outs to other channels and play through's I will do just request it. I give back to my community so if you want to play other games with me or need a sponsor msg me. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP BECAUSE OF A DEATH OR TWO AND I WILL NOT JUST STOP MAKING EPISODES! I respond to every comment. Yes every comment because its a community here not a brick wall. You get a form of entertainment XD so just enjoy the videos Below. (If you have a video you want me to shout out link me) ​My Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/BailMen Play Through of Don't Starve Episode 3 How to unlock webber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idf9a5EPQ34 Episode 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CgNm8IMKqA&feature=youtu.be Episode 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6TxQMT7IJw ​Most Popular Video (Pretty Freaking Funny Sadly no Commentary) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_zqT0JkZk&list=TLmbaXDm742vR5VraBRGJtyMYKdBl3bThA Simple Accelerated Guide for just about Unlimited Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMOERpbsP1Y
  8. Welcome to the Don't Starve Dedicated Video Page! Below is a dedicated ongoing play through of Don't Starve! What does this mean for you? You can make the craziest request and I'll make them happen. Because this is a ongoing play through you can tell me things about the game and I'll actually care XD Fan art is freaking amazing and much appreciated and WILL BE USED IF YOU GIVE IT TO ME. Shout outs to other channels and play through's I will do just request it. I give back to my community so if you want to play other games with me or need a sponsor msg me. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP BECAUSE OF A DEATH OR TWO AND I WILL NOT JUST STOP MAKING EPISODES! I respond to every comment. Yes every comment because its a community here not a brick wall. You get a form of entertainment XD so just enjoy the videos Below. (If you have a video you want me to shout out link me) ​My Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/BailMen ​ Play Through of Don't Starve Episode 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6TxQMT7IJw Most Popular Video (Pretty Freaking Funny Sadly no Commentary) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_zqT0JkZk&list=TLmbaXDm742vR5VraBRGJtyMYKdBl3bThA Simple Accelerated Guide for just about Unlimited Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMOERpbsP1Y
  9. Hey guys, Check out my Daily Don't Starve Let's Play. I'm not the most knowledgable player, BUT I definitely have fun playing Here's the playlist: http-~~-//www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEEqiO4CXeCVGLJGMifbc5AmzQa_zg1QS
  10. Hey everyone, this is my first post on the forums, so I'll just take a second to greet everyone! I'm a big fan of Don't Starve, but only just now thought to register on the Forums so I could prowl around a little on here. So yes, I just finished a present I've been working on for my girlfriend's birthday. Her and I are both pretty big Don't Starve fans, and when one of her close friends at college made her an awesome Smallbird out of felt, I thought it would be great to make something Don't Starve-related for her as well. Having made two other sculptures out of Sculpey for my 3D Design class final at my own college, I thought a Wilson statue would be a neat idea. A few days of hard work later and I've just finally finished, only got done painting him an hour ago! I haven't given the statue to her yet; I'm planning on driving over later today, but I thought I would share it with you guys as well! Sorry about any noticeably strange proportions and/or bumpy, uneven areas, I'm still developing my artistic skills, and Sculpey is a bit tough to work with! Hope you all enjoy either way though Also, just for fun, here's how he looked before I applied the Sculpey and paint; on the inside, his bones and muscles are just wire, aluminum foil and tape. That's all I've got! After all that, I think I'm gonna take a long nap, then (fail to) relax with a good session Don't Starve.
  11. Hey guys, I drew some new stuff, and since it's in a different style, I thought I should start a different thread. I'd still love some constructive criticism if anyone wants to provide it. http://forums.kleientertainment.com/showthread.php?12914-A-Clever-Snappy-Art-Thread-Title
  12. Hello!I'm starting (ok, more like started) a BRAND NEW video series on Don't Starve! Feel free to check it out, post comments, and subscribe for more content!-survivalman365
  13. hey my game just crashed and I got this error, im posting this here because it wont let me post it on the bug tracker forum
  14. Created this to track my insanity level at work. It's moderate today.
  15. Bug Submission Please choose a category [Gameplay] Platform [*]Steam Version Number 72968 Issue title Can't use menu after activating wood thing Steps to reproduce 1. Get a giant tree monster to chase you. 2. Put in last piece of the wooden ring thing. 3. Activate wood thing 4. Continue to run while the ring thing is activating Describe your issue I wanted to collect a bit more wood before going to the next world, so I cut down a tree and a giant tree began attacking me. It was near me for the wooden device so it kept swinging and attacking me while I put in my last piece (the music box) and when I used it to escape. Since I didn't want to die I was moving the entire time, and when the shadow arms grabbed me it moved me across the ground and away from the ring thing. The menu came up (to continue or go to the main menu) but I wasn't able to press any buttons. In the end I had to exit out the game to get it to stop. The game still saved (I'm now in 3-1 without an issue). This was done in the adventure mode.
  16. post em here, everything you find - - - Updated - - - it has some kind of very slow morse code
  17. Just an update... 7 Episodes up and still learning on the job. (That means I'm dying a lot) They are in a playlist on my channel now so follow the link above to view the others!
  18. Hey, I thought I would mention this awesome youtuber who has an awesome let's play series, Usually normal let's players wouldn't have enough episodes... like 3 - 15, well this dude has over 90 ( I believe ) And I think he is still doing them! He is not the most popular youtuber yet but has earned many subscribers through this series and is very funny. When I first started watching them I told myself to take a quick look and he has gripped my attention and I can't stop watching them... He has something exciting in most episodes! His name is lawplayful. Thanks for reading and if anyone wants to watch him then its all there P.S. He gets better trust me xD
  19. Okay, where do I begin? Yesterday I had some sort of private Lets Play for a few of my friends, I connected my lap to the TV and let my firends watch my struggle in my constant fight for survivng because, lets face it, nothing is funnier then seeing your friend get eaten by 3 spiderqueens and her minions After nearly dying 3 times in a attempt to get rid of this walking plague I used everything I gathered up within 130 days of surviving. Toothtraps didnt do the job, 12 of my trusty bees released from a few beemines gave their live while killing only 1 spiderwarrior, my firedarts werent as effective as I hoped and attacking with my tentacle spike was only a valid option if suicide was the secondary object. Well after, as alredy metioned, 3 attemts to kill those nasty creatures, and many "almost deaths" of my friends due to too much laughing, I decided to use my secret weapon. A stack of 30 killer bees. With new courage in my heart I walked right into the front of the enemy army with the words: "Herye Herye! I declair you creatures to be banned from this lands due to your violent and inappropriate beahvior" Relesasing my Killerbees with the last word. .....well what then happend was probably the most funny thing my friends ever saw in their entire goddamn life. Of course the killerbees didnt attacked the spiders as the original intention was.. NO!, they forged a secret pact with the spiders and now BOTH of this $)=%?!=""!!(?$=&(´§$!)%´( chased me. Luckily for me I always have a backup plan. A quick visit in my local swamp and a few tentacle-attack-dodges later a pan flute saved my life. After heading back to mother base for licking my wounds..., and my friends collapsing on the floor, I had a moment of clarity. With 3 pan flutes and 2 spider helmets equipped, I finally went out for one last time and finally vanished this evil from the face of my isles. Well, I hope you enjoyed my little story and may you leave a comment in HOW THE HELL to CORRECTLY USE GODDAMN KILLERBEES?! Thx ~Q
  20. Has anyone noticed this or is it just in my head? I was handling dogs easily by dropping pieces of monster meat on the ground at a completely separate location to my main base (to avoid that sad moment when you watch everything you've worked for burning to the ground). Yet I just got killed in the last attack. I could've sworn the warning barks were brief before the main attack... they just jumped me and caught me with my pants down as I was still preparing. I was on day 91 or 94 I think. Anybody else experience something similar?
  21. Hey Guys, Allow me to introduce myself, my name is David or sHizNizl as I am called on Youtube. I recently started a Let's Play Series of Don't Starve and have received some excellent feedback from it stating they love the series so far and mention such things as believing this is the best series they have seen! I would love to hear the thoughts and opinions of the members of the Don't Starve forum here and see whether or not my series is actually what they say it is. All feedback is welcome and in fact I encourage it as it helps me produce better videos for the future viewers! If you have the time, please check out the first video of the series and let me know what you think: Thanks, David
  22. Bug Submission Please choose a category [Gameplay] Platform Steam Version Number - Issue title Still alive with 0% health Steps to reproduce Unknown Describe your issue During the gameplay, my health was reduced to 0%, but I survived, this could just be a one-time bug, because I have not found a way of replicating it. If it is not an anomaly, then I am sure it is only a minor coding error, so it should be relatively easy to fix in comparison to other bugs.
  23. Mark's Diarie Day1: Eating alot of grass pooping all over the place just another day... Day2: Some weird thing on two legs came walking by yesterday. His fur was all pointed up at 2 ends and his skin looked multicolored and weird... Day3: Last night he made a hot orange thing on a tree it went away after a while but he never moved away from the orange thing. He walked passed me and i stood up to show him who is boss. Day4: Chuck came back to the herd today completly bald! We asked him what happened but he was so depressed he didn't say anything. The weird guy came around again today and he was wearing a cool hat on his head Day5: Havent heard from Chuck in a while... He just disappeared. The weird guy came walking buy hitting a rock with something. His belly looked a bit fatter today. Day6: The weird guy is getting fatter and alot of the herd is disappearing. I wonder if he has something to do with it. Day7: It's only me and Albert now... No idea where the rest of the herd is. Haven't seen the weird guy either. Day8: Albert is gone. I saw the weird guy kill him with a pointy stick. Running, running away... He will never find me...he won't kill m--- Wilson's Journal Day9: Beefalo can write!?!? I found this on his body. I'll have to remember this next time.