Master Jand

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  1. A YouTuber named Volx used to do these base DS and RoG gameplay videos when he first got into the game many, many years ago. The art style and gameplay immediately hooked me and I began watching other DS videos. With Xmas money to spend, I decided to pick up the game and start playing it. 10/10 great purchase would do again. I had no idea the Klei Forums existed until I found the link to it on a friend's wiki page. Yes, the Don't Starve wiki. Made an account and immediately began posting cringeworthy stuff that I still am disappointed in myself about to this day.
  2. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    Oh yes, but that's not the only thing he's known for.
  3. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    i have the right to persecute those who understand this thing but ok
  4. The No Flint Challenge

    I made this like 4 months ago and forgot about it why are you replying to this? The thread this joke derived from is probably archived by now. And to answer your questions, a boon with boards + axe setpiece and a random bird dropped that flint.
  5. So, I made a claim once upon a time that you can't succeed in DST without Flint. So, I tried to repudiate my own claim by trying to survive a full year without using flint once. Here's what I did: I turned off Flint entirely as I created an entirely new world. Everything else remained completely the same. DAY 1: I picked Wickerbottom as my character. Then, I ran around the map, picking as much grass and twigs as possible. My goal was to find a rock biome, take the rocks, make a hammer, go down to the Pig King, destroy all the pig huts, and feed the pigskins to Pig King for gold. After that, I could create an alchemy engine. Once I had obtained the alchemy engine, I produced a gold axe, and a gold pickaxe.
    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      Epic games is trying to scuttle after Fortnite stopped making buttloads per second.

    2. Donke60

      Donke60

      isn't have  competitors to steam good though

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Conflicting.

  6. lmao wolfgang hulk hogan klei you really did it now

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      image.png.c1bf67153eeb61d1bac115656965c8ec.pngWilson looks like Randy Savage with his Beard.:wilson_ecstatic:

  7. yeah but could they give out the new characters for free and only sell the character's skins? I mean yeah I wanna support Klei, but I don't want to be locked out of a gameplay experience because of a paywall, and I'm pretty sure a lot of you would agree. To be honest it sounds like that something that a certain company that rhymes with Telectronic Farts would do... But honestly while I would pay for a character anyways, I really stand by what Klei once said about the lack of DST DLC, about not dividing the community's content. I think the same thing would apply here; it divides the community on ways they can experience the game by altering who is able to play as different characters.
  8. Klei: Makes heirloom skins for old owners of DST skins

    Me: grinded on trade sites and trade servers for past few weeks, made decent profit

    Me: hey maybe ill buy skins with profit before updates drop so I can get heirlooms

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  9. inb4 market prices suddenly increase for some reason.
  10. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    I moved all the stuff to the other ice box.
  11. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    Hopefully Mafia City Memes are still in season.
  12. When will Winter's Feast end?

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      It's just like the ending of the Krampus movie.

    2. Pab10Suarez

      Pab10Suarez

      NEVER

       

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

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      Charlie fixed it.

  13. The No Flint Challenge

    DAYS 2-5: I succeeded on my plan to create an alchemy engine, and made a golden pickaxe with it. I mined down some gold boulders, and brought the flint to a small moleworm area for them to delete it from my world. There was a nicely placed skeleton with some logs and a pickaxe near pig king, so I could get right to making a crock pot. I burned some trees, used some of the extra cut stone from the pig houses, and some of my twigs to make it. Then, I made some "op" meatballs from a rabbit I caught in a trap, just for the joke.
  14. Happy New Years, and with it, a Happy New Year profile, because the last one was an atrocity which was in no way fit to survive an entire year and some how did. Also this one uses space-age technology to look around! How wonderful is that?

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    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      I like that meme format background giving a halo effect. The gif is a nice touch. Minimal and spiffy.

  15. Ban dehydratedmelen because... *ahem* Even following this logic, you still would have had 2 months to become le Jon Snow.
  16. Ban watermelen because you had more than enough time to become le Jon Snow.
  17. Ban ass pegasus for finally coming back
  18. Have a Merry Christmas Eve guys! And a Merry Christmas. And a Happy New Year. And a Lovely Valentine's Day. And a Looney Lunar New Year. And a Lucky Saint Patrick's Day. And a Merry Christmas Eve.

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      The badly masked consumerism of the 21'st century is more scary than any horror movie!

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Quote

      a Looney Lunar New Year.

       

  19. [Minespatch] Apophenia Art

    All the ornaments look so cute and lovable. If the tree or the ornaments don't get featured in the 2019 stream I'll be disappointed. P.S., what's the 18 supposed to mean on the watermark?
  20. Warbucks' Writing Dilemma

    I don't find Warbucks's writing too bad. Maybe that's just because I don't examine literally everything I come across, but they get the whole high-class Victorian Englishman vibe across pretty well. Which is weird, because Don't Starve is supposed to take place in like, the 1930's and after, right? But whatever. His writing doesn't really seem bad. But seriously. Why is he still pinkish red. He honestly looks like he's in a mod with his skin tone. No seriously, if you puffed up his hair a little and removed the moustache, it looks like a Wilson recolor. In very un-eye-pleasing colors. It really hurts my eyes to look at the character thats in the middle of my screen for the entirety of my game experience. Klei, please change. I know you want him to look sunburned, but his skin is really sunburning my eyes. Maybe just make his skin a little bit more toned-down. Make his skin look white, but with a pink tone, instead of his skin look completely pinkish-red. Here, I'll take the eye-drop tool on PhotoShop, get the color of his skin, and fill Wigfrid's hair color with it, and it actually looks decent. Change it Klei, I know you will. Please change it. Please.
  21. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    Of course.
  22. Woodie does not gain additional follower time.

    How many different descriptions of "Celebrates Thanksgiving Too Early" are there? I mean in America it's Celebrates Thanksgiving Too Early. And in Canada it's Celebrates Thanksgiving At The Right Time And Somewhere else it's Is Thankful For Bountiful Harvests? Plus, how does that correlate to a stat about better follower time?
  23. Punk Wolfgang Secret Agent Wessington Vacation/Workout Wigfrid Lumbersnecksual Woodie OBEY THE BACON Weekend Wake-ups Fancy Woodie Un-masked Wolverine Wolfgang Its hiiiiiiiiigh nooooooon.
  24. When do the servers end for the Forge? I never updated my game and I'm wondering if new quests will be posted midnight. 

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      ...... How exactly did you manage th-no, not even asking.