Master Jand

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  1. I'm back again. Woohoo. I sure do have some catching up to do...


    Jesus christ I was only gone for like 2 months. How can y'all even post that much content?!

  2. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    Oh yes, but that's not the only thing he's known for.
  3. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    i have the right to persecute those who understand this thing but ok
    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      Epic games is trying to scuttle after Fortnite stopped making buttloads per second.

    2. Donke60


      isn't have  competitors to steam good though

    3. minespatch



  4. lmao wolfgang hulk hogan klei you really did it now

    1. minespatch


      image.png.c1bf67153eeb61d1bac115656965c8ec.pngWilson looks like Randy Savage with his Beard.:wilson_ecstatic:

  5. yeah but could they give out the new characters for free and only sell the character's skins? I mean yeah I wanna support Klei, but I don't want to be locked out of a gameplay experience because of a paywall, and I'm pretty sure a lot of you would agree. To be honest it sounds like that something that a certain company that rhymes with Telectronic Farts would do... But honestly while I would pay for a character anyways, I really stand by what Klei once said about the lack of DST DLC, about not dividing the community's content. I think the same thing would apply here; it divides the community on ways they can experience the game by altering who is able to play as different characters.
  6. Klei: Makes heirloom skins for old owners of DST skins

    Me: grinded on trade sites and trade servers for past few weeks, made decent profit

    Me: hey maybe ill buy skins with profit before updates drop so I can get heirlooms

    Steam Market: 5c47b0888d940_ScreenShot2019-01-22at4_07_43PM.png.323e5a2cf34d0fee67a8d1682c867718.png

  7. inb4 market prices suddenly increase for some reason.
  8. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    I moved all the stuff to the other ice box.
  9. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    Hopefully Mafia City Memes are still in season.
  10. When will Winter's Feast end?

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      It's just like the ending of the Krampus movie.

    2. Pab10Suarez




    3. minespatch



      Charlie fixed it.

  11. Happy New Years, and with it, a Happy New Year profile, because the last one was an atrocity which was in no way fit to survive an entire year and some how did. Also this one uses space-age technology to look around! How wonderful is that?


    1. minespatch


      I like that meme format background giving a halo effect. The gif is a nice touch. Minimal and spiffy.

  12. Ban dehydratedmelen because... *ahem* Even following this logic, you still would have had 2 months to become le Jon Snow.
  13. Ban watermelen because you had more than enough time to become le Jon Snow.
  14. Ban ass pegasus for finally coming back
  15. Have a Merry Christmas Eve guys! And a Merry Christmas. And a Happy New Year. And a Lovely Valentine's Day. And a Looney Lunar New Year. And a Lucky Saint Patrick's Day. And a Merry Christmas Eve.

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      The badly masked consumerism of the 21'st century is more scary than any horror movie!

    2. minespatch



      a Looney Lunar New Year.


  16. [Minespatch] Apophenia Art

    All the ornaments look so cute and lovable. If the tree or the ornaments don't get featured in the 2019 stream I'll be disappointed. P.S., what's the 18 supposed to mean on the watermark?
  17. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    Of course.
  18. Woodie does not gain additional follower time.

    How many different descriptions of "Celebrates Thanksgiving Too Early" are there? I mean in America it's Celebrates Thanksgiving Too Early. And in Canada it's Celebrates Thanksgiving At The Right Time And Somewhere else it's Is Thankful For Bountiful Harvests? Plus, how does that correlate to a stat about better follower time?
  19. Punk Wolfgang Secret Agent Wessington Vacation/Workout Wigfrid Lumbersnecksual Woodie OBEY THE BACON Weekend Wake-ups Fancy Woodie Un-masked Wolverine Wolfgang Its hiiiiiiiiigh nooooooon.
  20. When do the servers end for the Forge? I never updated my game and I'm wondering if new quests will be posted midnight. 

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      ...... How exactly did you manage th-no, not even asking.

  21. There's this webber quest called "Delusions of Grand Forge" where you have to survive after you defeat the Grand Forge Boarrier. I completed these criteria, I even got myself a No-Deaths, but I didn't get the achievement. I got some screencaptures to prove it. I have OCD about these things, I need that achievement, so if there's any way you could give it to me, my Klei ID is: KU_FRuUBt9C and my Steam player ID is 76561198180730062.
  22. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    Pugna has a collision, and the fences have a collision, but I don't know about the pigs (the fences block you).
  23. Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

    yes, they do. But a quick /rescue allows you to get onto them.