Master Jand

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  1. I'm back again. Woohoo. I sure do have some catching up to do...

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    Jesus christ I was only gone for like 2 months. How can y'all even post that much content?!

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      Epic games is trying to scuttle after Fortnite stopped making buttloads per second.

    2. Donke60

      Donke60

      isn't have  competitors to steam good though

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Conflicting.

  2. lmao wolfgang hulk hogan klei you really did it now

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      image.png.c1bf67153eeb61d1bac115656965c8ec.pngWilson looks like Randy Savage with his Beard.:wilson_ecstatic:

  3. Klei: Makes heirloom skins for old owners of DST skins

    Me: grinded on trade sites and trade servers for past few weeks, made decent profit

    Me: hey maybe ill buy skins with profit before updates drop so I can get heirlooms

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  4. When will Winter's Feast end?

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      It's just like the ending of the Krampus movie.

    2. Pab10Suarez

      Pab10Suarez

      NEVER

       

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

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      Charlie fixed it.

  5. Happy New Years, and with it, a Happy New Year profile, because the last one was an atrocity which was in no way fit to survive an entire year and some how did. Also this one uses space-age technology to look around! How wonderful is that?

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    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      I like that meme format background giving a halo effect. The gif is a nice touch. Minimal and spiffy.

  6. Have a Merry Christmas Eve guys! And a Merry Christmas. And a Happy New Year. And a Lovely Valentine's Day. And a Looney Lunar New Year. And a Lucky Saint Patrick's Day. And a Merry Christmas Eve.

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      The badly masked consumerism of the 21'st century is more scary than any horror movie!

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Quote

      a Looney Lunar New Year.

       

  7. When do the servers end for the Forge? I never updated my game and I'm wondering if new quests will be posted midnight. 

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      ...... How exactly did you manage th-no, not even asking.

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    We got passed so quickly! Reloaded the page the moment we won.

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      Your buddy is called Sodium Chloride? And he's WILSON?:wilson_ecstatic:

  9. FINALLY NEW ENEMY'S OUT!

     

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      wot is it?

      Also, pubs suck.

    2. Master Jand

      Master Jand

      Rhino Drill Thing

       

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      -Resists from doing a Gurren lagen ref with the Rhinocebros-

  10. New enemy coming sooooo soon...

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  11. Its true, Grand Forge Boarrier can literally launch you into heck.

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    Steps to reproduce:

    do corner strategy

    wait for 3 punch combo, run into corner the entire time

    success

    ps dont send this to klei, this could actually be pretty useful.

    1. Deiaa

      Deiaa

      And I assume he can't touch you from there, AKA you can chuck Lucy constantly until he dies, even if all your teammates are down.

      Assuming you have the patience that is. 

    2. Master Jand
    3. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      Oh god thats great.

  12. @Raspberry Milk

    The Church of Jesus Bush, 

    Nightmare fuel can't melt steel beams.

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    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      Time to show you the great siege of PK base.

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    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Is that the black room bug?

  13. Wait, so does Klei have any plans to make Hot Lava available on Mac or maybe Linux?

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      No idea, you might want to ask in the Hot lava thread on one of the hot lava streams.

  14. No silver plate run! Liz go!

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      Wait, is this a meme?

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    Might have went a little overboard with those farming achievements, lol.

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      Time to draw her being drowned in flour.5926b191c3b8d_arielinspirationhit.png.57f75e8e917cef5867270caadec1413d.png

  16. over 50 cravings met

    entire forest demolished

    about to start shoveling

    game crashes

     

    thanks computer

  17. Me: Can I get a Gorge Beta?

    Klei: Game Machine Broke

    Me: understandable have a great day

  18. There was a post somewhere about this joke where this guy let his friend listen to edgy music as a joke and then he started cutting himself with a plastic knife or something, and I can't find it. I don't remember if it was from here, or from another forum, but anybody recalls seeing it maybe you could tell me?

    It's for a really bad joke I'm making... for a video.

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    2. Master Jand

      Master Jand

      Nevermind; I found it. Sorry for the troubles.

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Did you post it?

    4. Master Jand
  19. Valentinesdaygiftingspree.exe starting now. Check Steam Messages for any new messages~

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      Hope you get my response. Sorry for not replying sooner.:wilson_dilemma:

  20. LOL. Found out that if I print dupes with the flatulent trait and keep them in a airlocked room with poor ventilation, I have a reliable source of natural gas. No need for geysers! I got all the gas I need from my prison cell.

    1. Nanoking308

      Nanoking308

      Nope bad idea

      Very hard to control your gases in the base

      Also, killing dupes rises the stress level of your dupes that are alive

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      For a second I thought this was a @Auth post.:wilson_ecstatic:

  21. Has skin rarity chance been increased? I've been getting some pretty rare stuff from my Curio Chests.

  22. My first ONI experience:

    World 1:

    I try to make some water pumps. I make a battery and some manual generators. I succeed in making some mushbars. I feel like I might be able to thrive. On day 8 all my dupes died from lack of oxygen. Delete World.

    World 2:

    I think I got a pretty good seed, my entire spawn was surrounded by copper, so I was able to build pretty big electrical station with all sorts of doodads and stuff. Too bad I didn't really understand the research system. All dupes died from lack of oxygen on day 15. Delete World.

    World 3:

    I liked the last world's seed, so I'll use it again. Got a pretty big base going, ran into a few problems regarding oxygen, but dupes got it fixed. Feeling pretty good about everything, but then I realize I don't have enough food to sustain my dupe population. I was like; HOW DID MUSHBARS NOT WORK THEY ARE BEST FOOD. So I built a science machine, I mean, research station, and got some farming knowledge down, but then everyone died of hunger. Delete World.

    World 4:

    Gonna use last 2 world's seed, since that copper abundance is pretty great. Still on this world, cycle 25 or something. Feeling pretty good about it; nice farm going, lots of algae to maintain oxy, figured out how the knowledge thing works and got some advanced and yummy food, and I have a lot of good stuff going for my world. Not looking too hopeful though, stress level is 93%. I didn't know how many destructive dupes I had.

    Man, ONI is fun. I'm playing on the occupational upgrade, and the learning curve is not as steep as DST's, but it will definitely take me a while to figure everything out, let alone survive. It was definitely worth the price. 

    1. DatShadowJK

      DatShadowJK

      lucky you got oni..

  23. I finally have enough money to purchase ONI!

    Image result for crying happy meme

    1. Auth

      Auth

      Congrats! Now you can live with constant guilt that hundreds will die by your actions.

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      -Theremin screaming-

  24. How does one recieve the sacred spider chest?

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    1. Auth

      Auth

      Happened when you bought one forge character skin. Buying the complete pack of them gave you one that looked like a boarrior.

    2. Master Jand

      Master Jand

      I see. Thanks!