Master Jand

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  1. (Actually stopped playing DST like a year ago but shhhh) I hadn't gotten around to playing Hot Lava until very recently, mostly due to hardware limitations. But recently I decided to give it a go and I have got to say that I had a lot of fun. I wasn't sure what to expect going into the game, as Klei has never made a first person, 3D game before, but I was pleasantly surprised with the subtle movement mechanics. I was initially shocked by the fact that there was a bunnyhopping (& strafe) meter which blew me away. Hot Lava has to be the first game I have ever played which completely embraces bhopping as a movement mechanic. And because the bhopping mechanic was formed a part of the game, it is robust and not rng-dependant. Flying through courses with good hops reminded me of Half-Life speedruns and CS:S movement mechanics. The way the game "feels" (I'm not sure how to describe this) floaty yet grounded at the same time. The movement just, feels great. I had a blast playing this recently by just jumping around, trying to do tricks and stuff. The "grab & jump" mechanics on the bars, ropes, sticky walls, etc. mesh very well with the gameplay, though they slow you down a bit if you don't jump off instantly. The ramp sliding in the game feels great too. Definitely different mechanically from surf in a game like Counter-Strike, but the feel is similar and it feels very fluid. TL;DR: Hot Lava has some of the best-feeling movement I have ever experienced in a game. Here is a quick clip of a cool jump I found:
  2. I'm back again. Woohoo. I sure do have some catching up to do...


    Jesus christ I was only gone for like 2 months. How can y'all even post that much content?!

  3. Oh yes, but that's not the only thing he's known for.
  4. i have the right to persecute those who understand this thing but ok
    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      Epic games is trying to scuttle after Fortnite stopped making buttloads per second.

    2. Donke60


      isn't have  competitors to steam good though

    3. minespatch



  5. lmao wolfgang hulk hogan klei you really did it now

    1. minespatch


      image.png.c1bf67153eeb61d1bac115656965c8ec.pngWilson looks like Randy Savage with his Beard.:wilson_ecstatic:

  6. Klei: Makes heirloom skins for old owners of DST skins

    Me: grinded on trade sites and trade servers for past few weeks, made decent profit

    Me: hey maybe ill buy skins with profit before updates drop so I can get heirlooms

    Steam Market: 5c47b0888d940_ScreenShot2019-01-22at4_07_43PM.png.323e5a2cf34d0fee67a8d1682c867718.png

  7. Hopefully Mafia City Memes are still in season.
  8. When will Winter's Feast end?

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      It's just like the ending of the Krampus movie.

    2. Pab10Suarez
    3. minespatch



      Charlie fixed it.

  9. Happy New Years, and with it, a Happy New Year profile, because the last one was an atrocity which was in no way fit to survive an entire year and some how did. Also this one uses space-age technology to look around! How wonderful is that?


    1. minespatch


      I like that meme format background giving a halo effect. The gif is a nice touch. Minimal and spiffy.

  10. Ban dehydratedmelen because... *ahem* Even following this logic, you still would have had 2 months to become le Jon Snow.
  11. Ban watermelen because you had more than enough time to become le Jon Snow.
  12. Have a Merry Christmas Eve guys! And a Merry Christmas. And a Happy New Year. And a Lovely Valentine's Day. And a Looney Lunar New Year. And a Lucky Saint Patrick's Day. And a Merry Christmas Eve.

    1. Raspberry Shake

      Raspberry Shake

      The badly masked consumerism of the 21'st century is more scary than any horror movie!

    2. minespatch



      a Looney Lunar New Year.