Kolascay

I'm back again. Woohoo. I sure do have some catching up to do...

Jesus christ I was only gone for like 2 months. How can y'all even post that much content?!

https://epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/oxygen-not-included/faq

I need answers.

lmao wolfgang hulk hogan klei you really did it now

Klei: Makes heirloom skins for old owners of DST skins

Me: grinded on trade sites and trade servers for past few weeks, made decent profit

Me: hey maybe ill buy skins with profit before updates drop so I can get heirlooms

Steam Market: 

When will Winter's Feast end?

Happy New Years, and with it, a Happy New Year profile, because the last one was an atrocity which was in no way fit to survive an entire year and some how did. Also this one uses space-age technology to look around! How wonderful is that?

Have a Merry Christmas Eve guys! And a Merry Christmas. And a Happy New Year. And a Lovely Valentine's Day. And a Looney Lunar New Year. And a Lucky Saint Patrick's Day. And a Merry Christmas Eve.

When do the servers end for the Forge? I never updated my game and I'm wondering if new quests will be posted midnight. 

We got passed so quickly! Reloaded the page the moment we won.

FINALLY NEW ENEMY'S OUT!

New enemy coming sooooo soon...

Its true, Grand Forge Boarrier can literally launch you into heck.

Steps to reproduce:

do corner strategy

wait for 3 punch combo, run into corner the entire time

success

ps dont send this to klei, this could actually be pretty useful.

@Raspberry Milk

The Church of Jesus Bush, 

Nightmare fuel can't melt steel beams.

Wait, so does Klei have any plans to make Hot Lava available on Mac or maybe Linux?

No silver plate run! Liz go!

Might have went a little overboard with those farming achievements, lol.

over 50 cravings met

entire forest demolished

about to start shoveling

game crashes

thanks computer

Me: Can I get a Gorge Beta?

Klei: Game Machine Broke

Me: understandable have a great day

There was a post somewhere about this joke where this guy let his friend listen to edgy music as a joke and then he started cutting himself with a plastic knife or something, and I can't find it. I don't remember if it was from here, or from another forum, but anybody recalls seeing it maybe you could tell me?

It's for a really bad joke I'm making... for a video.

Valentinesdaygiftingspree.exe starting now. Check Steam Messages for any new messages~

LOL. Found out that if I print dupes with the flatulent trait and keep them in a airlocked room with poor ventilation, I have a reliable source of natural gas. No need for geysers! I got all the gas I need from my prison cell.

Has skin rarity chance been increased? I've been getting some pretty rare stuff from my Curio Chests.

My first ONI experience:

World 1:

I try to make some water pumps. I make a battery and some manual generators. I succeed in making some mushbars. I feel like I might be able to thrive. On day 8 all my dupes died from lack of oxygen. Delete World.

World 2:

I think I got a pretty good seed, my entire spawn was surrounded by copper, so I was able to build pretty big electrical station with all sorts of doodads and stuff. Too bad I didn't really understand the research system. All dupes died from lack of oxygen on day 15. Delete World.

World 3:

I liked the last world's seed, so I'll use it again. Got a pretty big base going, ran into a few problems regarding oxygen, but dupes got it fixed. Feeling pretty good about everything, but then I realize I don't have enough food to sustain my dupe population. I was like; HOW DID MUSHBARS NOT WORK THEY ARE BEST FOOD. So I built a science machine, I mean, research station, and got some farming knowledge down, but then everyone died of hunger. Delete World.

World 4:

Gonna use last 2 world's seed, since that copper abundance is pretty great. Still on this world, cycle 25 or something. Feeling pretty good about it; nice farm going, lots of algae to maintain oxy, figured out how the knowledge thing works and got some advanced and yummy food, and I have a lot of good stuff going for my world. Not looking too hopeful though, stress level is 93%. I didn't know how many destructive dupes I had.

Man, ONI is fun. I'm playing on the occupational upgrade, and the learning curve is not as steep as DST's, but it will definitely take me a while to figure everything out, let alone survive. It was definitely worth the price. 

I finally have enough money to purchase ONI!

How does one recieve the sacred spider chest?