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  1. ...this is my life.

    I have to make adorable versions of Hepatitis B and C.

    Well, this was how my endeavors turned out:


    Please kill me.

  2. ...does Wes have sleeves? Or does the pathetic mime boi just have noodles connecting to his head.


    I have just realized how absurdly hilarious that imagery is. :wilson_ecstatic:


    1. 4 Da LOLs

      4 Da LOLs

      hes like a float y flailing inflatable arm tube man like the ones outside car repair shops

  3. ...wait a minute. 

    How did I put that in here, and what happens if you click on it?

    Insert existing attachment

    1. crystal_clodet


      it brought me to your profile

    2. watermelen671


      Cool. Good to know.

  4. FINALLY finished my research paper!


    1. TurtleKitty


      Good job. :encouragement:

  5. Had no school Friday, and  no school Monday.

    ...it's weird just how stingy the school board is with assigning snow days.


    Wherein it's literally like 5 feet of snow, the roads are all iced over, and people are crashing everywhere, and yet they don't cancel school because that's apparently not dangerous enough for students. :wilson_facepalm:

    But nobody realizes that they had added more days onto the school year in order to compensate for lost class time due to snow days. 

    And yet after winter ends, it just starts raining 4 day weekends, and there are so many PD days. 

    TL;DR - The school board is run by a bunch of idiots. And this is even AFTER they had disbanded the old school board and made a new one!


    1. crystal_clodet


      my school is over (yay no homework) now we get 2 days time for every final exam 

      also speaking of snow i wish it snowed more than just twice a year and just barely 2cm each time

      also like shouldnt you be happy? i remember you said you wanted yourself dead or something in an old status update and be able to do stuff we do on earth

      whats the diffference?:distant:

    2. watermelen671


      I still have homework to do. :wilson_cry:

    3. Xenologist


      There was lighting and heavy rains, but school wasn't cancelled because the thunder came afterschool

  6. @Xenologist how many status updates are we at currently for today? :wilson_curious:

    Still not gonna post 20, I don't wanna get lynched, OBVIOUSLY.

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    2. DragonMage156


      27 notifications today. I swear to god I will unfollow your status updates.

    3. Xenologist


      is there a way to still stay following a person without the statuses?

    4. DragonMage156


      Idk but I don't want to stop following them altogether (or status updates entirely).

  7. Me: Brain please shut the heck up, I wanna go to sleep.

    Brain: Hey. Hey. Hey. 

    Me: What?

    Brain: Chocolate.

    Me: Sounds good but we don't have an-

    Brain: Want sweets,

    Me: But there's none in the hou-


    Me: Sweets...


    1. TurtleKitty
    2. -Variant


      Swap the second e and with an a.

      There you go.

  8. Okay, I need to sleep. 

    I need to sleep, wake up early tomorrow and work my non-gender specific flaps off to finish my research essay. 




    Image result for space cat gif

    1. Xenologist


      Offline and online? How?

  9. Having to negotiate with your cat because you have to use the bathroom and cat is just chillin on the mat by the toilet.

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    2. Xenologist
    3. watermelen671


      Then you will never understand the pain I have to go through. :wilson_cry:


    4. DragonMage156


      That's why we never let our cat in the bathroom... but the bathroom and toilet is separate anyway.

  10. I just realized.

    If they drop a beta prior to ONI 1.0 (leaving EA), it'd be, like, ONI 0.9 

    And I'm now getting flashbacks to...y'know?

    1. TurtleKitty
    2. watermelen671


      No...but I'm pretty sure a certain figure of skeletal proportions knows what I'm on about.

  11. Use Unity Asset Studio, load up sharedassets2.assets in UAS and viola. Edit: Also sort by Texture2D, because that's where the goods are.
  12. AFAIK there is not way to add in custom graphics into the game yet. I'd say wait for 1.0 to drop.
  13. If I can remember where I put it. I have to find where I put those compiled dancing animations as well...
  14. So I made that sammich...and then I ate it.

    I'm still hungry though...should I make another one? :wilson_curious:

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    2. -Variant


      Re-eat the sandwich.

    3. watermelen671


      Well I can't just re-eat the sammich. And 3 sounds like too many sammiches.

      I'll just make another one when I eventually muster up the willpower to detach myself from my symbiotic relationship with my bed. 


    4. Xenologist


      Symbiotic with the bed or parasitic towards the bed, or do you only benefit and the bed still stays, not being benefited or parasitized?