Single Status Update
- "Where the heck did I put my ship?!"
- "HECKING CRABS"
- "Oh (expletive meaning excrement), I entered the WRONG area"
- "Run run run run run run run run!!"
- *Mash X to Win*
- *Mash Square*
- *Sometimes Smash that Triangle Button*
- "WHERE DID ALL MY HEALTH GO?!"
- "I'M SO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!"
- "Gotta drown myself in enough potions...that's just all I gotta do."
- "WHERE THE HELL (Michigan) AM I GOING?!"
- "FREAKING SAND PILLARS, WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THIS?!"
- "Ah crap I gotta plug my controller in"
- "Am I leveled up enough?" *Loses a Bunch of HP in One Shot* "GUESS NOT!"
Now, I'm not getting smeared up against a wall. In fact I've yet to die once.Spoiler
I'm not THAT bad at video games...