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  1. [Game Update] - 328827

    Oof. That's definitely drive me absolutely insane. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?!?! THE INTERNET?! NO OPINIONS ALLOWED!!
  2. [Game Update] - 328827

    Also the fact that he has Monkey subordinates to do his work for him.
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    But not completely worthless in terms of booking it.
  4. [Game Update] - 328827

    Mmm...those crisp pug eyes. /swoon Wilbur though? Yeah sure he kinda moves slow to begin with but that's not really an issue now is it?
  5. [Game Update] - 328827

    And let their studio be blessed multiple times for that character ...except that's not anecdotal. I'd find the Joe quotes for ya but I'm too lazy to.
  6. [Game Update] - 328827

    ...I didn't ask that, did I? Edit: I didn't!
  7. [Game Update] - 328827

    Anecdotal evidence. Klei have been on the record multiple times saying that they just didn't like Warbucks, he didn't really have anything special about him, so they scrapped him and gave us Wormwood!
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    That all kinda gets thrown out the window when you take into consideration that Coffee, tea, and other items that passively boost speed exist in the game already. Heck, walking canes exist. Heck x2, BEEFALO exist, and they're walking meat shields! I believe all of that kinda nullifies any argument. So is it just a universal thing that everybody hates wearing pants? Then why did we make it a thing?
  9. [Game Update] - 328827

    I am 100% on board with that, especially the internal screaming part.
  10. Wait a second...mining explosives? Anyways, this is the codex entry for the Burner:
  11. When will Klei add an optional pants policy for their employees who prefer to just like...not have to wear pants? :wilson_curious:

    1. Bizzum22


      IDK  i have always wondered


    2. minespatch


      Probably would have to make a seperate room for underwear exsposers.

  12. [Game Update] - 328827

    Which is a perfectly acceptable amount of time for a normal person with a life. This coming from a person who's played the character a grand total of 0/144 hours. I've been too busy contemplating the implications of this:
  13. [Game Update] - 328827

    SUBJECTIVE OPINION IS SUBJECTIVE. EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION. JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE WICKERBOTTOM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUSTIFIABLY DEFECATE ALL OVER A DECENT CHARACTER. LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS HERE AND JUST ADMIT THAT WES NEEDS TO BE NERFED. People think Winona is the best, people think Wickerbottom's the best, people think Wolfgang is the best, and people think Wigfrid's the best. They're all wrong of course, as we all know Wes is the best character hands down.
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    The elitism here is strong. Also, the day count doesn't really mean anything, heck, when this thing was in Beta I'd skip forward 10,000 days for a lark. Also because I wanted to see what happened with the aporkalypse.
  15. [Game Update] - 328827

    Same here. Seriously, who kidnapped Jason? Was it Jambeard? Or did Jesse finally snap and go full beardbarian? Where is Jason? Jason! Jaaason! JAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!