Status Updates posted by Donke60
I need a date which one of lucky ladies once to go with a stud like me? (realizes most followers are probably dudes)
Which one of you lucky guys once to go on a date with a stud like me? (nailed it)
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*grabs Donke and Master Jand into a headlock hug.*
First jand your joke was funny i laughed.
Second Donke in my professional opinion as a girl, you are cute and sweet!
*Drops both to the ground.*
OK! Thats enough touching and emotional talk, i have an experiment to get back to.
*Loud explosion for the background.*
1 like = 1 smooch
I wrote this not sure why? (Well actually I do know why as I reread this) I wanted to share I have more of the story I've been rather sick for a few weeks and still am so I thought I show you guys this because I miss making things for people to see. (and also I need a way to feed my ego so that I don't think i'm total garbage)
I don't know what's going on. How I got here,if i can leave or if I'm even in the same world. But I'm scared and all I can remember were hearing the murmers of a man and when I awoke I found this jornal by my side and noticed that i'm not in my home anymore. Everything seems peaceful but there is a sense of madness to this "place". Trees don't look the same animals or weird hybrids to abomnations. Every night I hear whispers and feel as if someone is following me. What is this place? What does it want? I don't know and it scares me, I'm so afraid the only solice I have is writing my thoughts down,but as I read them I feel like i'm slowly losing my mind.
I came across a village of some sort it was made by pig people they were rather friendly. I asked too stay with them, for being in a house seemed better then the cold ground. But they just said "stay away" (I think there huts only serve one anyway) They did help me when I offered meat that I found on the side of the road(lucky me) and help me get wood and kill some spiders. Which was great I'm glad I'm not the only one that hates them though I hated them before they were the size of a dog. Today was rather peaceful maybe this place isn't so bad at least the "people" are nice, maybe I was overreacting and all that stuff yesterday was in my head?
I don't know exactly why but I have a strange compulsion to keep going forward;a strange urge to find something but I don't know what I want to go home but this feeling is different. It's driving me it's showing me things I didn't even know I could do I've made a machine How I don't know but that's not it I see more machines,more things, luxuries, Have I finally lost it? How can I do this? Why can I do this? WHAT COMPELS ME TO GO FORWARD!?.
I killed something today and I feel awful but I was so hungry. I just couldn't stop myself I turned away as it screamed it was a bunny, A POOR BUNNY! Whats wrong with me? This place is turning me into a monster, a beast, i'm scared what if I get free I can't return to my home and I'm shunned by society? Do I belong here? I haven't seen that "man" anywhere other then a few statues he has the biggest ego I've ever seen. Where is he or did he exist and is no more I found dead bodies before but they were skeletons. Could he have died was that voice I heard when I first got here a dream,an illusion am I going to die here?
I don't think I care anymore. About the life here or about mine. It was getting colder so I killed some "cows" and even as I made hats and had the blood dampened fur in my backpack I felt nothing. Do I lack compassion, am I souless? This place didn't to me I will find the "guy" or "thing" responisble and I will kill him he ruined my life. He made me a monster! I had goals,ambitiions, A FAMILY! and he TOOK THEM ALL AWAY! I'M A MONSTER I'M A MONSTER I'm a monster I"m a...monster.
Things are getting harder the monsters now seek me out. This place is magical a cyclops tried to kill me and a walrus family; the family was kinda funny though till he shot me. Well the proud father is now missing a tooth and the "son"(?) a father. hehe this world thinks it can kill me not anymore. I WILL GET OUT OF HERE!
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Well I mean yeah. It isn't as long as the status update makes it look and I do like a good short DS themed story.
I'm also gonna tag @minespatch cos reasons. He might have some useful tips up his sleeve. Either that or he can just enjoy the story
Wise move making this a status before putting it to thread like I have:
Also wise to do paragraph breaks instead of walls of text. Makes the flow easier for the reader. I say hold back and let @Arlesienne or another editor of your choice take a look at your first draft and then do a second draft to see how people will recieve it and then the final draft should be able to be put to thread.
This looks really good as the other's say check, check and check again. Having somebody else look at your work is a good idea, as for the person writing things can blend in to one. they may also be able to tell you a better way of saying something. having a chat with another is a good way of getting an idea rolling if you get stuck.
I was playing DS like normal but when I quite the "maxwell will miss you or waiting for you it changed to "Don't worry we'll be waiting for you" Kiel you and your continuity.
Fans :Winiona gameplay is boring fix it
Klei: We heard your cries we will make her interesting
Fans : Oh man can't wait
Fans: Her gameplay was interesting before patch
I'm sick, and as I lay here tired, temperature sensitive, with a aching muscles an a inability to keep even the simplest thoughts in my head. One thought has been able to linger ever present unshakable an that thought is "Wortox is gonna suck isn't he?" he's gonna be bad or be THE BAD" and make the holy trinity a square an i'm ready for either outcome
My crockpots disappeared yet the shown up on the map
the last picture shows them reappear after I log in an out but man it's weird what is with Don't Starve and mods messing with crockpots
I want to say this was the Mod's fault but this is the first time it has happened to me and it's not a know mod bug with Warly mod i'm using so? Just thought it was weird
next updates will be phantom objects and hallucations I'm calling it
List of favorite characters (that doesn't mean i'm good with them)
Characters I'm good with
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I've played him for a long long time he was the character I wanted most when I got the game so when I figured out how console commands worked I unlocked him and got him and have played him ever since he was my tutorial character I was a noob and I played him and got better then when I played someone different they seemed so easy. even though I'm not good enough to build megabases or do caves very well Wes will always hold a place in my heart
AWWWW!!!!! That's exactly how Woodie was for me. When DST came out all my family played, we made a great team.
mum:did farms and cooking she'd pick Wickerbottom or mostly WX.
step dad: did hunting and protecting he'd pick wolfgang or wigfrid.
sister: would do a lot of exploring she'd pick Wilson, Webber or Wendy.
me: I always called shotgun on playing Woodie, I'd look after wood stores and setting traps for rabbits. Sometimes I'd pick willow or Wendy for a change.
Likes for anyone who replies
cause why not for the entire month of April I'll be doing really dum stuff here.
*hugs the cutie*
so since i'v been back home my twin blames me for him constaly kicking the metal bars on ontop of his bed. we each have a futon and both sleep on the bottom bunk.
he says he didn't do it while i was away only when i have gotten here and only when i'm awake does he do it apperently.
so thats why i have decided that my super human gift is unintended consquences. tremble all poor folk at the actions i may or may not make you do.
watch i'll go to a house party and the punch bowl will just explode.
Guys why did you close Wolfgang thread I really wanted to know
what a manga bas was?
also @Ressayez look what your joke threads have done
which reminds me
"what could go wrong" Bubsy TV
Ok a game I like just released a promo I thought it was funny so I thought I'd share
I'm putting it in a spoiler because even though it is pretty tame some might not like the themes
Contains: murder, and insanity
OPEN AT OWN RISK!!!Spoiler
I live on once agains Hello my glorious children
Momma's leaving Daddy and Daddy's starting drinking so go to your room.
I once had a dream where I saw all my memories in crystals and the important ones were red crystals and I just watched all my memories in 3rd person perspective really weird I must say
Am I the only one that thinks Warly might be a ravenous and bloody killer
who hides his murderous tendencies under the guise of a chef. Hiding his appetite of constant bloodshed and picking on new things, as him being a "picky" eater.
Wow thats really demented isn't it?
Well in any case I'm waiting for that creeypasta.
I just want to say with every fiber of my being
YOU ALL ARE TERRIBLE.
Everyone of you people and I'm not generalizing everyone who sees,reads,comments,reacts too me is a terrible person.
you all suck so much that I often have passive aggressive journal dedicated to making fun of you when you aren't looking.
Now YOU might think "nah we are friends, so i know he just trolling." Your wrong you are all terrible
@minespatch is too sweet bleh
@weirdo well he is really weird creeps me out
well ok I only have two forum friends that I can honestly say have personalities that I can remember.
I guess my other "friends" weren't worth remembering
You all our terrible
even myself is a pile of manure
so bored and can only be entertained by the silliest stunts
because I don't care about backlashe
you all suck
and so do I
EVERYONE ON THE FORUMS SUCK
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also I'm tired of answering people's dumb questions about DS
its ok if its once or twice but its always in repetition to the point your wondering how did they make it to the Discord or Reddit or Forums and did not get there question asked beforehand.
We have all these things
you can look for your answer
WE HAVE A WIKI WITH THE MOST BASIC INFOMATION
and its just "what do gears do for WX?" or "How do I summon abigail?"
these questions ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It doesn't help that most people say the Wiki is a piece of garbage so people gets these elitists or "pro" players saying the Wiki is trash. So they don't use it
I'm not saying the Wiki should be your only source of info or shouldn't be checked. But my god just look it up go there, its so annoying day in and day out
Nothing also happens here thats worth anything the only active parts are two game threads where I often wanna hit myself with a hammer because 2-3 members make the thread an absolute test of mental strength to scroll though.
its always the same threads day in day out till something happens, but then when something comes worth disscussing item balance, playstyles, or help for new players.
Everyone jumps at that thread as if its dinner and we are starving children, fighting over each other and starting flame wars. and its dumb really dumb
and yes before you say anything I'M HAVING A SLIGHT RAGE BREAKDOWN.
you know what this isn't even a manure post anymore i'm legit upset