I'm not sure what else to put here, but:
- If you're able to teach me how to program, I'm open for lessons..... please and thanks
- If you want me to write something for you, I'm open for commissions.... probably not paid unless it's like an entire series of books or something ridiculous
- If you want to, help me get 1000 likes with one post*. That's my goal I've set for myself right now!
*It's one on-topic post. I've made a bunch of off-topic ones.