Xedlord

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  1. Most of you probably won't know what I'm talking about, or care for that matter, but Riot announced SO MANY things for League's 10th anniversary and I am having a HYPE MELTDOWN!!!!2019-09-28-18-10-55.jpg.82c5359285209d57f67e4e3b8a50edc7.jpg

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

       

      Is that the Quacken?

  2. Our refrigerator door fell off.

    And I ate too many Skittles.

    1. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Well that was a non-sequitur...

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Is the refrigerator going to be okay...?

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      We're gonna get new one, we've been needing a new one for a while anyway.

  3. Uh20190912190707_1.thumb.jpg.80cfc30f6c5b7ff865e8185410dc0e9b.jpg

    1. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      it's a mod crash m9

    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Yeah I realized that after disabling the mods.

      Edit: Just looked back at the picture and it literally says mods and workshop right there... How could I be so blind?

  4. Welp, I didn't get the Rosette sail, even though I knew about it the day it became available, I of course forgot because of Nuclear throne and all the other stuff going on.

    Sigh, I wish I was dead.

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    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      It also might be put up as one of the Klei Rewards™

      Who knows? But it'd be a great way for me to finally get that bottomless pit while I'm sitting on my mountain of points. :wilson_goodjob:

       

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Wait... i just opened DST and got the Roseate sail...

      Did they extend the time frame or something?

    4. minespatch
  5. Turns out the jelly I've been using to make my sandwiches expired 5 and a half years ago.

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    2. Auth

      Auth

      You've been eating toxic sludge for 5 and a half years. We're all an illusion. The Klei forums are just a byproduct of your insane delusions, and hallucinations. It's time to wake up. Wake up.

      Wake up.

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Er... You okay?

    4. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      I'm fine, the jelly wasn't even bad.

  6. I just finished mowing the lawn, it took 7 hours.

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    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      It ain't my lawn, it's the lawn at work, and it normally takes only 4 hours but I had to move extremely slowly so that the dull lawnmower blades would actually cut that stupid grass.

      Also, the lawn is very big.

    3. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Well, you probably made more money then.

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    4. minespatch
  7. I just want my YouTube account back!

    :cry:

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      What did Youtube attack you for?

  8. Look at my tan!IMG_20190731_175034.thumb.jpg.4626111e1356c59857f8a33a9af9e21d.jpg

    1. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Look at MY tan!

      Related image

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Are you okay, op?:wilson_shocked:

  9. Yesterday I finally beat the Pantheon of the Knight!

    And 10 days ago I completed the Path of Pain!

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    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Sorry, I don't have any tips, defeating those guys is just a blur in my mind.

      All I remember is dying the first few times I tried, then forgetting about them for a while, coming back and killing them with minimal difficulty.

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      What's path of pain? :wilson_shocked:

    4. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      It's an extremely hard platforming challenge in Hollow knight.

  10. Uh well, I repeatedly threw the mouse at the floor and walls, so now the right click no longer works.

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    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      You have a phone. Use it.

      Or learn some anger management techniques.

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Bruhg, I ain't got no phone except my mom's flip-phone.

    4. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      GetSomeHelp.

      Seriously ma dude, there is no need to yeet your mouse around, just go punch a pillow, at least then you won't need a new mouse.

  11. Yeet20190613170538_1.thumb.jpg.006ada7d7cf8aff8f0e8335a73e7db7c.jpg

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    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      What the heck, melen....?

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      I wasn't flexing on anyone

    4. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      I forgot to add a clarifier that I was just joking.

      Spoiler

      I know "clarifier" is not a word...but it seems like it should be.

      I was just joking btw...I was trying to do something like a Jon Oliver bit but text doesn't really convey that. :wilson_facepalm:

  12. I never realized that Hollow knight was taking up 7 whole gigabytes! This is catastrophic!!!

    1. Xenologist

      Xenologist

      Where's the painting of the ghosted stinky? @watermelen671, please get on this

    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      What? I have NO idea what you're on about. :wilson_confused:

    3. minespatch
  13. I hate weekends

    1. Xenologist

      Xenologist

      umm, why?

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      I'm with Xeno, what's up?

  14. I just drank waaay too much orange juice

    :blue:

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      Are you allergic to oranges like me?

    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Nah, I just was really hot, so I went and drank a bunch of Orange juice and got a stomach ache.

  15. I just got the Nox helm from a weekly drop!
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    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      Wooo, congrats.

  16. I don't care what my mom say, I am not going outside with this stupid mullet + ponytail hairstyle!

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    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      You're the one who ended up with that hairstyle.

      It sounds like a you problem.

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      She's the one who gave it to me!!

    4. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Then get a better mom.

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      Or just shave your head.

  17. Yoooooooooooooo!!20190518213521_1.thumb.jpg.bef60919bdc364a3636921930306489b.jpg

    1. watermelen671

      watermelen671

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      BANNED FOR HACKING KLEI SERVERS

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

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      I'll be trying to get the thulecite club now since daily drop decided to grant me this.

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    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      If you don't unweave it, you could wear that during the forge.

    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      I only unweave duplicates

  19. Turns out the paprika was infested or something, so I just had to extract 20 or so dead beetles from my deviled eggs.

    1. Xenologist

      Xenologist

      You'll need to get some new eggs and clean paprika

    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Where did you get your paprika from? The ghetto black market?

      Or did it say it had extra protein in it?

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    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Was it the Mexican farmers market?

  20. Today is the 3 year anniversary of my cat Tidbits death.

    1. Xenologist

      Xenologist

      Today was also the day i went to the dentist. 

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Sorry for your loss.:wilsondisappointed:

  21. Flappy shoe here!

    1. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      It's finally 2007!

    2. minespatch
  22. I like the music in this

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    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      That hand confused me...bringing up some 'nam flashbacks from that car that @Xedlord posted.

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    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Have you ever checked the "****ty car mods" twitter page, melen?

    4. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      No, and if it's anything like that car I posted I never want to.

      It will never cease to bug me.

  23. I completely forgot about the Twitch drops!

    And now I've missed the the Thermal Strength measurer(???)

    :(

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    2. watermelen671
    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Be sure to try getting the tent while you can.

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    4. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Are you talking about the umbrella skin?

      Edit: Nvm, I just saw the tent skin.

  24. My sister made a wristband while combing her hair

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    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Doxxed.

      And secondly...ew.

    3. Xedlord
    4. minespatch

      minespatch

      You could make that a hair tie. Hairtie-ception.