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Many questions.
How many tallbirds does it take to screw a light bulb in?
How tall is a tallbird, in Kilometers?
Why don't tallbirds overheat, even if they are so fluffy?
What does a Tallbird eat?
A average sized Sisyphus is rolling a sleeping tallbird up his mountain. Considering the erosion pattern of the soil under the tallbird, how many trips would it take for the tallbird to stay stable once rolled at the top?
How many licks does it takes to get to a tallbird' center?
3,987,123,596,987
On average less than 0
They are similar to
penguinspengulls, they can shift their feathers to cool down moreseeds, berries, nuts
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You are a pervert, but I'll answer it anyway. 367
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What's the geometrical meaning of the central extension of the Wilson of diffeomorphisms of the Tallbird?
Potatoes. Duh.
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I'm just gonna have to cook up all those delicious eggs!
You monster. You cold hearted *******. Ending life so soon. You greedy, starving son of a *****. Cooking up innocent smallbirds for food. You disgust me.
You could have at least raised one.
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Lol. Good answer!
Small birds take that long to become adults? Holy crap!! The only time I ever hatched one, he lasted maybe a day before he got killed. I have a chest full, I'm thinking about raising. Probably gonna need to pen them up after they hatch.
Well, due to smallbird's preferred diets, and being that most medical professionals recommend feeding your smallbird at least 4 times a day, that's 36 seeds you're going to need. For 1 day. That's 10 days of 36 seeds, so 360 seeds. (Or berries) Now they should be teenbirds. Medical professionals recommend feeding teenbirds 8 times a day. 72 seeds a day, for 18 days, is 1,296 seeds. Add that up and in total you will need
1,656 seeds. (Or berries, or other fruits and veggies)
I recommend just stocking up berries and only raising 3 at a time. Then you only need 12 seeds a day, which isn't that hard if you already stocked up, and only 120 for 10 days. then 24 seeds a day, and a total of 432. Add that together and it's only
552 seeds. (or berries)
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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen tallbird?
400,000 KM a second
If there are 3 tallbirds standing around you in an equilateral triangle and the top birds leg is hurt, only allowing it to reach 1/3 of it's top speed, at what angle should you run to maximize your time to live?
You dig a tunnel.
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How long does it take for a tallbird to respawn? How long does it take to hatch a smallbird?
Both actually happen to be about 3 days in-game.
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I know all there is to know about tallbirds. Ask me a question. I'll answer it.
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Smallbirds often don't attack, just provide support by chirping. If they sense you REALLY need them, they might peck 1 singular spider once then flee.
I'm kinda a tallbird expert.
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The crooked one counts as an avatar.
I'll have you know it's sideways.
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Nuff' said
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A simple Doodle I made of a Tallbird with Wilson's classy hat.
TALL BIRDD
TALLLLLBIRDDDDDDD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I LOVE TALLBIRDS
IT JUST SO HAPPENS IM AN EXPERT ON TALLBIRDS
AND THEY LOVE HATS
IM NOT SURE WILSON LOVES THEM WEARING HIS HARD EARNED HATS
INSERT TF2 REFERENCE HERE
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You can post it here, and you can post it on steam, and on the Klei fanart place.
Neat, huh?
I always liked art.
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Deerclops demolition crew
Here to smash all your science
Crush all your cookery
And then they will go ahead and wreck Wilson
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It's very often this happens, it happens to me when I run on a slower computer, as it tends to lag when glommer first spawns. Could just be your computer didn't feel like handling that right then.
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