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  1. I was actually going to write down a structured argument for who would win, but alas, all the mario kart games play differently, and I would need to know what exactly which game's physics, items, and mechanics are being used, and if it's a more modern title like Mario Kart 8, I'd need to know what kind of kart they were using with what wheels/glider, and most importantly, I'd need to figure each survivor's weight.

    For now, I'll just go with the original mario kart.

    After doing Very Advanced Math(™)...

    Standard Willow would probably win the race.

    Wurt would be the first to be knocked off rainbow road.

    Wait. She's not an option. Crap.

    Wilba, then, I guess. Not going to factor in alternate forms for anybody as that seems like a waste of time, and I feel like giving Wigfrid a gun would cause her to just up and kill whoever's in first. While an interesting alternative to the blue shell, I don't feel like I should calculate the airspeed velocity of a battle spear fired from a speargun.

    That and Woodleg's "All Legs" option makes me think that he has his 2 formerly missing (presumed dead) legs, and also has his peg legs glued onto his sides somewhere or something. Either way, not a pleasant thought and even less pleasant Very Advanced Math(™).

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  2. 1 hour ago, JoeW said:

    In the future we will update the rewards program with new ways to earn more points and pick up cool rewards they may have missed, or even possibly entirely new stuff. Let us know what you think!

    Hey, I'm curious, what other ways would there be to earn points? Based on the current ways, I'm scratching my head as to how there'd be more ways. Can you tell us (or maybe just me) what you have planned for the system?

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  3. 1 minute ago, Paddlefruit said:

    I really like this! I missed a few items I want, so I appreciate being able to earn them all without buying them. I've run into an issue though, upon trying to link my Google account to the Klei Points system, it says "This App Has Not Been verified by Google Yet". Anyone else have this issue?

    You just gotta click "Advanced" on that screen to allow it anyway.