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  1. Just writing it here so I don't get flamed to death by the general crowd.

    I don't like this dst update.

    Heck, I don't really even like the majority of RoT. This last update feels like a bit of a final kick in the keester for me.

    I like the lore implications. I like them a lot, actually.

    But the actual gameplay? Nah. Actually, just. No. Flat out no. No I don't.

    But here's to hoping the next update expansion thing they do won't be this way.

    I don't really have it in me to describe exactly what it is I want to see from the game in the future right now. I just know it isn't this.

    Maybe I'm just old fashioned and the games shifting in a direction away from me.

    Oh well.

    Wagstaff cool.
    Rest of RoT not really cool.
    Wagstaff minigame really, really, really not cool.
    (Visually looks cool though.)

    1. GetNerfedOn


      having not played regular dst in so long i don't know what to say, but i think i can sympathize in the feeling that the game's shifting in a direction away from me


    2. bruhmoment23


      Yeah that minigame could have been designed a little better instead of dealing with a **** storm of enemies in a random location that can also make it a lot more problematic *cough* swamp *cough*

      The boss is pretty cool though, one of the harder and more engaging boss fights imo.

  2. Are those tallbird eggs in your profile picture?

    1. minespatch


      Yes they are. For easter. It's little kid me.

    2. Auth


      Excellent. Very good :)

  3. Finally fixed my signature after.... what, a year and a half?

  4. The Wizard
    The Overshadowed
    The Excited
    The Mayor
    The King
    The Kid
    The Killer
    The Scythe
    The Mother
    The Amber
    The Anchorman
    The Reception Robot
    The Scientist
    The Assistant
    The Time Traveler
    The Time Machine
    The Father
    The Medic
    The Corrupted
    The Awful
    The Worst
    The Trader
    The Fortune Teller
    The Head Chef 
    The Salad Sculptor 
    The Pizza Preparer 
    The Teacher 
    The Observer 
    The Cashier 
    The Frycook 
    The Manager 
    The Smiling Service 
    The Burger Flipper
    The Roller Skater 
    The Bull 
    The Librarian 
    The Other Librarian 
    The Coffee Cooker 
    The Expresso Expert 
    The Ticket Taker 
    The Janitor
    The Gunsmith
    The Loonobot
    The Belltower
    The Smacken
    The Vulgull
    The Albatross
    The Arms
    The Throne
    The Arachnophobe
    The Unknown Governor
    The Shamed Samurai
    The Undead
    The Grim Reaper
    The Lovey
    The Mercenary of Love
    The Watcher
    The Voice of The Void
    The Goddess of The Ocean
    The Destroyer of Worlds
    The Creator of All
    The Disgusting Monstrosity
    The Other Scythe
    The Narrator
    The Narrator's Wife
    The Sage of Scorn & Darkness
    The Sage of The Skies
    The Sage of Nature
    The Sage of White Frost
    The Sage of The Earths
    The Sage of The Seas
    The Sage of Dragon's Fire
    The Sage of Magic
    The Wise One
    The Universe Hopper
    The Obliterator
    The Museum Curator
    The Umbrella Man
    The Soul Salesman
    The Average Man
    The One That Sees You
    The Mannequin
    The Skeleton
    The Environmentalist
    The Fairy Queen
    The Purified Boy
    The Spider Queen
    The Cowboy
    The Spider Queen's Mother
    The Pirate
    The Windchime
    The World Explorer
    The Bug
    The DJ
    The Tuxedo
    The Dapper
    The Absolute Idiot
    The Friendly
    The Fishermage
    The Heartbreaker (+10 More)
    The Red Texted Unicorn
    The Cardboard Mage
    The Darkness
    The Dark King
    The King That is Violently Opposed to The Conga
    The Soul Stomping Automata
    The Glitch
    The Showrunner
    The Forgotten Shadow
    The Pumpkin Patch Protector
    The King of Rock n' Roll
    The King of Rock
    The Lonesome Black Hole
    The Swampwater Witch
    The Boat Biter
    The Windchime


    1. minespatch


      This is high quality music.

  5. 10,001 community reputation.


    Only took almost seven years, eh?

    1. minespatch


      Congrats bud. 

      Man... 2014 is like a year after DS was released.

  6. I now have my very own TF2 server.



  7. Alright, last post I made was the 21st, let’s see how the forums have gone-


    Jesus Christ.


    Looks like it’s reading time.

    1. minespatch


      Yeah, people have been really worried about the Tencent market share buying. At least the mods have still talked to the audience even if the Don't starve side of things is quiet at the moment.

      Griftlands on the other hand is ramping up pretty quickly.

  8. The last time I said something was November? But don't I look at this website every day? Weird.


    Merry Christmas, everyone!

    1. Mr0idealistic


      Merry Christmas and a happy winters feast

  9. Hey all you wacky Klei forumers. Doing your Klei forum-ing. I made another mod for Don't Starve Together. It's a "solution" to the tallbird glitch I talk about.

    (Which is just that tallbirds kill their own young for no reason whatsoever)

    A few people said that the solution I keep recommending to Klei (and even made a different mod for!) would lead to overpopulation, which, in my testing, it really does not do that at all.

    While I can understand why Klei may want to add a mechanic that prevents tallbird overpopulation, I believe the best way to do that is just making it so that tallbirds just don't naturally hatch their smallbirds, rather than have tallbirds automatically kill their own children. It just makes no sense. Hence why I made Family Tallbird Time in the first place.

    So, I made this new mod that just disables smallbirds hatching from nests in spring. I call it....

    No Spring Smallbirds. (Link to the mod)

    Original name, I know. Now I can recommend either mod to someone every time this little pickle comes up again.



    also this took me AGES to test ingame, i am so hungry right now

    1. minespatch


      Up to them. Talented you made it.

    2. Auth


      Oh, it's no talent thing. All I had to do was change a single word in coding and sit around for ages making sure it didn't crash, and, yknow, actually did what it was supposed to do...

  10. Does anybody here do any of that "roleplay" stuff anymore? Hm..

    1. minespatch


      Mainly on discord.

    2. DragonMage156


      Only on Discord XD

  11. Wait, I'm close to 10,000 reputation?

    Since when?

  12. Well now.

    1. minespatch


      I'm glad you're still here, man.

  13. Approaching Recreational Gobbledygook

    1. minespatch


      Oxygen Not Included post hour?

  14. [Insert rant about being ready to be disappointed by Wigfrid refresh here]

    1. minespatch


      I hope a dev reads this.

  15. Auth

    If you're JoeW, where's JoeSingleU?

  16. Hey man. I see you around a lot. And I noticed something.

    Almost every time I see you, you say something witty and/or funny.

    Or, in the least, I really like to read your posts.

    Not sure if it means anything as I'm effectively a stalker in the night. oooOOoo.

    But I think you're pretty cool.

    1. Owlrus


      That means a lot dude, thanks for those words of encouragement! :-)

  17. Oh, I broke 300K profile views.

    Neat! I have stalkers!

  18. It's my birthday awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

    1. ImDaMisterL


      Happy birthday awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    2. minespatch
    3. DragonMage156



  19. woooaaah dude what happened to my gateway ha ha

    1. minespatch
    2. Auth


      Klei Forums went down with 504 bad gateway

  20. happy first day of the fourth month

    1. ImDaMisterL


      Never giving up, huh?

    2. DragonMage156


      Now I need to find this thread.