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  1. UPDATE: I have eaten too much chocolate, it was 70% cocoa and the sugar was from sugar cane

    I am feeling sick

    help needed

    1. DragonMage156
    2. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      This:

      220px-Toblerone_3362.jpg

      I'll be honest, I don't think I've had then either :/

      Idk why I keep thinking they were these:

      wafer-sticks-2422148.jpg

      XD

    3. MenaAthena

      MenaAthena

      Oh, I know what the stick things are.

      Have any of you had the chocolate oranges? They're something of a tradition to get at Christmas in my immediate family.

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  2. Wish I had some chcolate right about now

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      You should pick up Toblerone. Those are great.

    2. DragonMage156
  3. HEY YOU!

    THINK YOU KNOW STUFF ABOUT FLUFFICORNS?

    THINK YOU DON'T?

    WANT TO WIN AN AWESOME PRIZE ANYWAY?

    COME CHECK OUT THE AMAZING

    FLUFFIQUIZ

    A QUIZ ON FLUFFICORNS AS A WHOLE, COMPLETE WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND VICIOUS COMPETITION(PROBABLY)

     

    ARE YOU TOO SICK OF SCHOOL HERE IN YOUR SUMMER VACATION THAT THE THOUGHT OF A QUIZ MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR MOUTH?

    OR YOU JUST LIKE TO DO MORE THAN A QUIZ?

    THEN COME CHECK OUT AND PARTICIPATE IN....

    THE FLUFFICORN ART CONTEST

    IF YOU'VE SPENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE DOING ART

    OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SPENT YOUR WHOLE 20 MINUTES DOING ART

    OR HECK MAYBE YOU JUST FOUND OUT WHAT THE WORD "ART" MEANS

    COME ON DOWN TO MY DISCORD TO SUBMIT FLUFFICORN ART! YOU MAY SUBMIT MORE THAN ONE! THE CATEGORIES FOR THE ART CONTEST ARE:

    1: MOST ADORABLE
    2: MOST ARTISTICALLY WELL DONE
    3: MOST CREATIVE & ORIGINAL FLUFFICORN
    4: MOST FUNNY
    5: MOST HUG
    6: MOST FLUFFICORNS SUBMITTED

    YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS TO SUBMIT FLUFFICORN ART! AND IF FOR SOME REASON YOU THINK YOU AREN'T GOOD AT ART - IT DOESN'T MATTER! THERE'S ONLY ONE CATEGORY WHERE ARTISTIC CHALLENGE IS BEING JUDGED!

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      I can probably work on something next week. I think I'm part of your discord.

    2. ImDaMisterL
    3. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Oh you rmoved that Flufficorn drawing from about me

  4. Oh good, my less than 2 month old computer is screwed and can no longer play any games well right before I go on a week long vacation which means it'll probably be a bit longer than those 10-15 business days to get it solved.

     

    Great stuff. Really great stuff.

     

    Happy summer, everyone

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Sad to hear that, Weirdo :(

      Did it just up and decided to not work properly?

    2. Auth

      Auth

      It's a problem related to the charger -

      When plugged in, it receives power, however, the battery does not charge up at all. Meaning it's constantly stuck at 3%.

      And laptops are hard-coded apparently that when they reach low percentage they need to get really laggy and stuttering and static-y.

      Despite it receiving power.

      And not going to die any time soon.

      Wonderful stuff...

    3. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      Sounds more like a problem with the accumulator... Sucks either way.

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  5. Appleguy.

     

     

     

     

    That is all.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I suppose it isn't funny if you aren't in my discord.

     

     

     

     

     

    Whoops.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Link's in my bio, yo

  6. Weirdosity Update (Important for all players to see these)

    1. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      If you say so...

  7. To all the people that are common posters in the DST area - 

     

    Thanks for helping out the community and new people with the game, not sure if what I say carries much weight, but I like that everyone chips in and helps out new people now.

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      It's really nice to see user helping out newcomers! Even helps me forgive the jab threads.

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Dedede helps a lot. I hope he gets a mod position in the future.:wilson_smile:

    3. Destros09

      Destros09

      #Greenbob 

  8. I average 3 likes per day

    #Internetfamous #Bestforumer #Likes #Mostlikes #Mostlikedforumer #likesmeannothing #idpreferifitdidntshowacounter #ialsoreallydontcareaboutanystatistics #theconceptisbrokenanywaybyartistsandroleplayers #newmembersdontreallyknowwhoscredibleanymore #stale2012memes

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      It's funny how you had 3 likes in this before I came in

  9. It's kind of alienating when a lot of people know who you are and recognize your name but you've never met them personally and that caused them to assume you have a personality that you don't really have because they never really tried talking to you which causes a big awkward offset where both parties don't really wish to communicate because one person assumes the other has an unfavorable personality and therfore tend to cut their conversations short while the other who is unaware to this fact only sees very blatantly cut off conversations with the other and therefore never bothers to talk to them again which only further disrupts the gap between the two from a point of "doesn't care" to "doesn't like"

     

    This insanely strange ramble brought to you by Windybib Enterprises

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      I get ya

      Let's chat more btw

    2. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      Just say you are a rare case of super-early alzheimer :p

      Also

      ffd.png

    3. minespatch
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  10. Introducing a brand new feature

    Are you one of those wackos that makes roleplay universes

    or do you know someone who does

    do you have no idea how to actually do it

    introducing

    Rent-A-Weirdo

    for the low low cost of "Asking Nicely"

    You too can have a personal weirdobob to survive the endless torment of what your roleplay is, and, by extension, improve on it through experimentation

    so what are you waiting for

    get yours today

  11. *sits at an old wooden stand that says "FREE HUGS" in faded paint, with another old sign that says "NO MANDRAKES"*

    1. Auth

      Auth

      *Hugs nimra without caring about any warnings*

    2. Nimra

      Nimra

      *The hug has the same affect as a van de graaff.*

      Well at least i didn't shock you...............been a while since i've had a proper hug, this is nice.

      *Hugs Weirdobob even tighter than before.*

    3. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      I probably should have hugged first, offer mandrakes later :/

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  12. *Continues checking forums daily but only postinf semi-daily*

    1. MenaAthena

      MenaAthena

      Same though.

    2. Pyromailmann

      Pyromailmann

      how do you postinf? Asking for a Revolutionary who doesn't understand the internet or how to make an account on any website.

    3. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      Don't go post-infinity too often, it's not healthy!

  13. Aw man, my favorite cheesy abusive glitch isnt in the game anymore! Come on, it was so balanced it should stay in!!!
  14. I'm starting to think people are getting annoyed by my signature

  15. So that way you can be lonely and have only 1 chair or you have deeply upset your spouse and they cant even look at you at the dinner table and every night you have to sleep on the couch not because you're not allowed in the bed but it's just that it doesnt feel right sleeping next to her side anymore The counselor doesn't even know what to do anymore She keeps talking about her last husband and how he did this and that she's going to file for divorce next tuesday, because it's her day off she's taking the kids and the dog maybe even the house, depends on her lawyer Looks like this is the end Just because you didn't craft the silly deerclops statue you just HAD to make a houndius shootius in the middle of the base where it's pointless because you always run to tooth traps during hound waves anyway Good going, dude
  16. Hello yes is this the Klei Forums Official Staff™ I am Weirdobob and I would like to request 4 things:

     

    1: Negative 6 billion rep
    2: A name change to "Windmillbob"
    3: To be a secret third kind of Moderator with a color of #FF6600
    4: Get JoeW to add me on steam so we can be best friends

    1. Destros09

      Destros09

      No this is Patrick 

    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Believe me, the 4th step doesn't work as well as you think it will

    3. DatShadowJK

      DatShadowJK

      I'd like the second one happening

  17. Toot toot

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      @WishIHadAFridge Weirdobob always planned that. In fact, it's already in motion.

    2. Auth

      Auth

      @WishIHadAFridge Shhhhh.... JoeW might hear you.... he can't know

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      um.PNG

      Pingu memes?:wilson_sneaky:

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  18. so whats the deal with that mushbar food

    1. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      It's magically delicious.

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      It's easy to make?:wilson_ecstatic:

    3. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      Let's just admit they're really eating mud XD

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  19. Werlobin.png

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      Any particular mod art?

    2. Auth

      Auth

      The weirdobob character mod

  20. Why are there so many troll topics in the dst area right now

    (That or... people with really bad grasps on stuff, which I guess is ok)

    this is unhealthy

    1. Arlesienne

      Arlesienne

      It's unhealthy.

      Getting high on the Sunless Citadel that only shares the general layout is better.

      il_570xN.1051659762_pt0h.jpg

    2. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      How to troll a troller:

      "Guis, were base?"

      *Le base is north* "Go south."

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Maybe we should just call them "Bait threads"?

  21. Monoxide Memes

    No man, you're thinking of the one that goes "bee boo boo bop, boo bop."
  22. #stopcanadianuprising

     

     

     

    context:

    Spoiler

     

     

    1. MenaAthena

      MenaAthena

      Windowbill, are you mad?! The Canadians are right here. They'll know. They'll come for you.

      O-oh no, I-I've said to much. I-I-I was n-never here! *looks over both shoulders before retreating to the bushes*

    2. Auth

      Auth

      Ha, my raw american blood rejects all forms of Canada! Come at me you sadistic syrup slicking sad segmented saps!

    3. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Rawr, maple syrup monsters.

  23. Mr. W, I'll give you this fancy schmancy cookie and whatever the contents of my left pocket are in exchange you tell me a good joke

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      I guess a good joke takes time to make

  24. This is improper meme use. Go to the maymay shame corner until you feel the weight of your actions.