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  1. Yknow, one time, I made a post, and it got 6 likes. Not to toot my own horn, but, yknow, toot toot.

    1. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      There. You're welcome.

    2. Auth

      Auth

      EDIT: WOW WOW WOW EVERYONE SO the main post has 4 LIKES and the first reply has 2 and the second has ONE so I'm officially at SEVEN LIKES SO YEA I KINDA MADE IT BIG, Now everyone will know my name and it will echo through the valley love you all and I'm off to Hollywood 

    3. Auth

      Auth

      13 LIKES TOTAL ACROSS ALL POSTS THATS IT IM FINALLY FAMOUS BY NOW I'VE GOT TO BE THE MOST LIKED FORUMER WOW WOW WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MY FAME HAS CLEARLY SKYROCKETED I LOVE YOU ALL AND IM OFF TO STAR IN THE MOVIES

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  2. The sign gif on my profile is now higher rez, albeit not by a ton

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      As long as it makes you happy.

    2. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      Eyy cool. I remember you upgrading it a few years back ^_^

  3. Epic Games, gross. Boo I say, Boo.

    1. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      I'm just glad Keli didn't make it a permament exclusive, that would've sucked really hard. I will still get Griftlands when it comes out on... anywhere other than Epic Store, I guess.

    2. Auth

      Auth

      I probably would've, but the game went from something I already am not huge in (pretty linear RPG) to a genre I really dislike (Card game)

      Not that it's impossible to like either of these games, they were just never really my style. Then again, ONI wasn't really a game style I thought I'd like, but I grew to enjoy it, especially as it got more tweaked.

    3. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      Same here. ONI and Hot Lava I both grew to love.

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  4. Look ma, I made a wall of text!

     

  5. Klei is hiring... a writer...?

    An... Author?

    Oh. They need someone with "Experience" in the industry itself. Eugh. And they'd like someone with a degree as well, probably. A real one, not like this Wigfrid Quote/Character Analysis PhD. And also probably someone in Canada. I'm 2 hours from their HQ if I was to drive it, and I mean, I guess I've had to deal with worse back when I was in California.

    I'd love to throw my hat in the ring, but something just screams out that they wouldn't look at my 3 page analysis on how to write confusing lore application without just tossing it at "No official experience in the business"

    1. Auth

      Auth

      Gonna try writing something up anyway. I mean, I have nothing to lose if they say no...

    2. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      Quickly make some experience. Write a tiny Visual Novel.

  6. Got a new signature. I think it's pretty stylish.

    1. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      Ooh, colourful ^_^ tbh, I was worried at first it was gonna be some long spammy signature like the ones in the old days ^^;

    2. Auth

      Auth

      Actually, it would seem something changed about a year or so ago that prevents signatures from reaching a certain size. Makes sense, if I replied more than once to a thread, it would be 50%+ my signature, which was kind of my original point, heh. Wanted to see how extreme I could get it before someone would snap. Just glad that it was done quietly and no one was hurt :)

      But then that left me with only the first bit of my signature showing up, the rest of the entire thing still actually present, just hidden. So, I just erased quite a bit of what was there, reworked it a bit, and bam. There's also a little easteregg hidden in it currently...

    3. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      Oh nicely done. I wonder if anyone else has found it >u>

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  7. I bet I could moderate way more than you could even dream of, pal.

  8. Just letting you know Klei

    My offer for you to make my game for $2 (CASH!) is still active

    Don't miss out on this monster of a deal, and send me a PM right away

    And make sure to read that post's comments, where I describe a few intricacies as to how the rest of the deal will go down

  9. Geeze Louise, the DST forums are poppin.

  10. [Game Update] - 336171

    While on the topic of Tallbirds, is the fact that Tallbirds kill their own hatched young (Tallbirds auto targeting smallbirds/teenbirds) and that their young try to kill them (Teenbirds also auto target tallbirds) a bug or an intended feature? If this is what's intended, then... why do their eggs even naturally hatch...?
  11. My ultimate goal is complete.

    They called me crazy.

    And various other nicknames that I will not mention at this time as they're beside the point.

    But now I can finally do it.

    I can make a distinguished tier item with the Trade Inn using nothing but the tan skirts I have in my inventory, at least, if my math checks out.

    I feel like I need to share this monumental occasion

     

    1. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      To trade such a vast collection in would be a sacrilege.

    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      But the real question is: will you?

  12. Nobody:

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    1. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      How do you know every update isn't going to be like this?

    2. Footman Crouch

      Footman Crouch

      No speculation about the new video.

       

       

       

      Yet.

    3. minespatch
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  13. 5cc5e86e175e7_Screenshot(355).jpg.13935dd560ec1b3200c92808d31d1eb5.jpg

    It's over 9000

    1. ImDaMisterL
    2. MWY

      MWY

      I want to be a Senile Member.

    3. minespatch
  14. Club Penguin was a great game.

    1. MWY

      MWY

      Okay dude, I personally think Dangerous Dave was the Greatest game!

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Frontierville was a great Zynga game that basically improved Farmville and added more. It had a big following and Zynga would rather expand on Farmville and kill Frontierville insteas because I guess writing funny notifications would be too hard...

    3. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      Sadly, I haven't played any of these games but I know how special they are to others.

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  15. If someone does a magic trick for me, I will give you one (1) tan skirt.

    1. Pruinae

      Pruinae

      I, too, talk to myself from time to time.

    2. Auth

      Auth

      WOAH! Alright buddy, gimme a link to your steam profile. I know magic when I see it.

    3. Pruinae

      Pruinae

      I don't do magic to get paid, I do it to see the audience's thrill. Give your tan skirt to a poor Warbucks main, I've heard they are becoming extinct.

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  16. hello i am new to the market

    Klei I will give you $2 (CASH!) if you make me a video game

    think of all the publicity and exposure as well

    really this is a big break for your company, finally you can have a hit video game

    not to mention merchandising

    1. MWY

      MWY

      Good!

      I like paying BIG to win BIG TIME!

    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Okay you have me and Joe triple interested, nome will be contacting you shortly for more info

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      What am I reading?:wilson_ecstatic:

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  17. I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how I feel about Don't Starve: Fetch Quests the gam- er, Hamlet.

    Everything you need to progress is just so oddly specific and tedious to obtain, while offering little time to do it, and the world is filled with entities that only have the purpose of being annoying (like gnats, which aren't good game design imo)

    and also the oddities shop guy rips you off by giving you stuff you cant craft with and that makes me very frowny face :(

    I've seen guides, I've read the wiki, I know what I'm doing, I have no problems staying alive. It's just... annoying. "Let's see, in order to get this, I need to get this from this with this from this found in this using this on this, crafted with this and this in this, and I need to purchase that"

    At least with the starting season set to be longer it gives you more time to comfortably play, seeing as you have a to-do list right off the bat the size of several lunar objects. Playing with the temperate season on the normal length just never gave me enough time to do both exploring or hunkering into the pig city(s) at the same time. At least, not comfortably, and I don't really play games to start off by getting annoyed at them.

    1. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      Pretty much my opinion too. None of the fun stuff helps you survive and the things that help you survive are more chore-y and annoying than having to drag a noob through DST.

    2. Auth

      Auth

      Yeah. I don't really have much ambition to see the season(s) past Humid, because it's just so annoying that it downright becomes BORING to play in, and I lose interest almost immediately after the fog settles in, pith hat or not.

  18. Merry Christmas, Everyone.

  19. Let's hear it for @minespatch, famed necromancer of the forums!

    1. minespatch
    2. Auth

      Auth

      Literally wrote this a month ago... cheers for your late replies as always X)

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Pretty close now. At the 78 mark of the notifications.

  20. The amount of feedback based off of making the Pith Pike a battle spear skin is AWESOME.

    I was going to make a thread as soon as I found out, only to realize basically half the forums and their mother is making threads about it.

    I couldn't ask for more. I really want to see it happen, and I hope with all this feedback that Klei is heavily considering it.

     

    Maybe, oh I don't know, reading a suggestion made by yours truly...

    *whistles innocently*

    1. DragonMage156

      DragonMage156

      I personally favor the spiral spear more but eh. It's not a bad idea.

    2. Auth

      Auth

      But the pith pike makes more sense for Wigfrid.

  21. I'm a changed man. I've really turned over a new leaf. A change for the better, I'd say. Leaving my shady past far behind me, and moving ahead. I'm no longer tied down by the events of the past, and only aspire for future greatness.

     

    #authformuderator2018

    1. Auth

      Auth

      Go to Klei's actual building and hold up a sign that says "authformuderator2018". Works better if you scream "JOE DOUBLE YOU FOLLOW MY DEMANDS"

    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      I'll get a job there and follow with the plan ASAP

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      5912637e2cb1b_arielhappycry.png.a5cebf5fc8ab2e1758db96a94daab73a.pngThat's great to hear!

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  22. For those of you who like playing a little not-so-well-known game called Don't Starve Together, I made a discord for my server that I host from time to time.

    https://discord.gg/w3Qs9Bw

    1. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      When will you host an Invisible Inc server?

    2. Auth

      Auth

      I’ve never looked at that before

    3. Auth

      Auth

      you know really im quite hilarious

  23. There it is. The scariest profile picture I could think of.

    1. minespatch
    2. Auth

      Auth

      What it is now. Notice it isn't sideways. Also, congratulations on reviving the dead again.

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Note to self: need to draw myself as a necromancer...

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  24. I find it a little detrimental that when you change your character now, it despawns you, dropping your items. While that's great, there's also something to keep in mind for people eager to jump in and change their character. You will be despawned, meaning all progress you've made character-wise in the world is wiped All the map progress you've made and known recipes will be set back to square one. Now you might just think "Well then all I need to do is craft a map beforehand, easy" but bare in mind, with all recipe knowledge removed, All rare recipes are forgotten as well , Such as toadstool blueprints, dragonfly blueprints, oasis & antlion blueprints, beequeen blueprints, along with potentially other rare blueprints from things that elude my mind at the moment. This is a big issue and honestly I think Klei should make so any rare recipes will drop as blueprints when you despawn as well. You could argue "But then someone could run up and take them" but that goes for the rest of your inventory. If I was to make a suggestion, I would make it so the way you change your character itself is changed- somehow find a way to not need to despawn the player but be able to change them into another character. Like changing clothes in a wardrobe, only it is an agonizingly painful disassembly of all of your cells and then reassembly into the form of someone else.