Morgan17

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  1. *throws Skull Heart at Subscriber*

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    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      *breaks out*

      No you don't

      *throws you across town to Antarctica*

    3. Subscriber01236

      Subscriber01236

      *opens grandpack and smacks you*

      AYY

      U

      CUT IT OUT!

    4. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Wait, I forgot one.

      *pulls Sehkmet out of Eliza's body and crushes her*

  2. I ship Derpime x Geni. They both have horrible grammar (no offense), they are both random (no offense)....is PERFECT!

  3. im a fish lady pls no eat me

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    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      No, I mean, fish can roll. I'm wondering if the same is true for 'fish ladies.'

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      Ahh... well that was ambiguous... alright then...

    4. DwerBomb

      DwerBomb

      My wifu <3

  4. I think I'm going insane......

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    2. HoneyHam

      HoneyHam

      STARFISH WERE MEANT TO DIIIEEE

      FACE UP, AND CLOSE YOUR FLY

    3. Percival

      Percival

      Farsh*t were meant to buy

      Fans up, and big fat thighs!

    4. HoneyHam

      HoneyHam

      TURNIPS, WERE MEANT TO SIIIIIIGH

      TURN UP, AND GRAB YO EYES

  5. Would any of you AT ALL care if I left?

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    2. Malan-Tai

      Malan-Tai

      I would too. I like nearly everybody here, and this includes you.

    3. Jim

      Jim

      "I don't plan on leaving too soon, but maybe after DST comes out."

      are you planning to leave BECAUSE of Don't Starve Together? thats a bit of an over reaction if that is the case, cmon man, at least trust Klei before you ditch them.

    4. Rosten

      Rosten

      I'm not on the forums to much anymore, so honestly, I wouldn't care at all, because I've got you as a steam friend, and I'll still be in touch with you.

      That was indecisive wasn't it?

  6. Zomnat didn't return because he never left the forums. Who here among us is Zomnat?

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    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      People did? *pats Mack* sorry for ever doubting you.

      ... WHO IS THIS GUY THOUGH AND WHAT DID HE DO THAT WAS SO BAD? I'M KINDA IN THE DARK HERE!

    3. Asparagus
    4. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Asp, dude, my friend, enlighten me!

  7. I said, put the bunny back in the box.

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    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      *whispers* thanks

      *yelling* YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX!

      *makes fake blood, pours it on you*

      *whispers* sorry this just makes it more realistic

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *whispers* no prob dude Good luck with your daughter

      *takes some fake blood into mouth and dramatically oozes them out*

    4. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      *puts bunny in box, runs to Casey*

      CASEY, I GOT YOU A PRESENT!

      *cue cheesy music

      *
  8. *moans~*

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    2. MenaAthena

      MenaAthena

      you say you don't want us to be shipped and then you do that lol

    3. Auth

      Auth

      *stops*

      ...

      ...

      ...

      ...

      ...

      ...

      ...lol?

    4. Rabbitfist

      Rabbitfist

      I don't like where this is going.

  9. ALL THE IRONS IN THE FIRE

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    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      *8est

      Why do I keep forgetting to do that.

    3. MenaAthena

      MenaAthena

      Because it's unnecessary.

      and I'm pretty sure I used that napkin four days ago.

    4. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      No, it's necessary

      And 8elieve what you want to 8elieve, I used that napkin 3 days ago

  10. *suddenly turns into shopkeeper* 155 GOLD FOR A GOLDEN KEY!

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    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      ...Golden Politician?

    3. Subscriber01236

      Subscriber01236

      Nope, just a standard lizard person

    4. Nimra

      Nimra

      I'll give you a gold person!!

  11. YES! Green Team is in the lead! Fallout 3/L4D2/Stanley Parable, here I come!

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    2. Malan-Tai

      Malan-Tai

      Weeeeell...don't fear I'll steal points then.

    3. ArcticFox789

      ArcticFox789

      I know, the prices are ridiculous. :D

    4. Malan-Tai

      Malan-Tai

      That's kind to say this...

  12. When I was about three, all I could draw were...."Squigly lines!" Nyahahaha!!

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    2. Zomsabra

      Zomsabra

      Prove its a lie.

    3. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Babies can't swim at one, they don't have the developed bones yet

    4. Subscriber01236

      Subscriber01236

      Not with that attitude!

  13. Heheheh....HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    2. CoffeeBoo

      CoffeeBoo

      Mildly?! HEY GUYS U WANNA KNOW WHAT HENTAI IS

    3. Spinorex

      Spinorex

      Welp, I think i'm done here. Gentlemen, I will be taking my leave before this goes down an irreversible road of which I will most certainly regret.

    4. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      *snaps out of it* Huh?

  14. PRAISE THE HAT

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    2. Wwlink55

      Wwlink55

      Praise the sun with me my fellow incandescent brethren, so we may slay the unworthy, disease-ridden CASUALS.

      ....none of you have played dark souls, have you?

    3. Spinorex

      Spinorex

      No. I have a friend who played Dark Souls, though.

    4. Percival

      Percival

      HELP ME. I AM FOREVER CONDEMNED ON THE INTERNET TO HAVE TOURETTE'S.

  15. TIME TRAVEL!

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    2. Nimra

      Nimra

      OK something is defiantly up, what are you to doing?

    3. Subscriber01236

      Subscriber01236

      Nothing, don't worry about it.

      Wanna come time travelling with us?

    4. Nimra

      Nimra

      Oh yes please

      *stands in the tardis.*

  16. Gosh my mom is embarrasing....

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    2. Percival

      Percival

      Too bad, what happened?

    3. Spinorex

      Spinorex

      I'd say the jist of what happened but I don't want to get in trouble with Mack. Whatever that trouble may be.

    4. Spinorex

      Spinorex

      Oh. I guess we'll never know.

      Ooooooooooooo spooooky.

  17. Lab Zero, where's my second Skullgirls fundraiser? I need Annie, Umbrella, and Ju- I mean, Minette!

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    2. Subscriber01236
    3. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Fukua is what he means.

      i hope

    4. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Also, it's pronounced Foo-koo-uh, but you can pronounce it however you want

  18. I'd like to teach the world to f*p...in perfect harmony...

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    2. Subscriber01236
    3. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      K.

      *shoves a bottle of ViagREKT down your throat*

    4. Subscriber01236

      Subscriber01236

      *chokes and dies*

      Thanks :^)

  19. Does anyone else remember when I first came to the forums? I do.

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    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      One can never ask for forgiveness and be sorry too many times.

    3. Morgan17
    4. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      ...

      I remember the day of apologizing and how someone became "Acknowledged"... you were there, he was there... that other guy... and then I wasn't there because I wasn't there and people were there... O__O

  20. seduce me

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    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      How do you know?

    3. NoobModder

      NoobModder

      Um....

      aghem, you see it is quite the long story...

      Um...

      *Releases aproximately 67 pigeons from his fedora, then dissapears in the cloud of birds*

    4. ImDaMisterL
  21. Why does everyone hate me ;-;

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    2. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      What is "Love"?

    3. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...no more..."

    4. ThePreChewedTree

      ThePreChewedTree

      I don't hate you! C: *hugs*

  22. i just felt bad about alughing at the dedotated wam girl from Minecon. ;~;

  23. First, I get my glasses. Then, when I come back, I see that I have 200+ rep.

  24. I AM GOD. YOU CAN'T RUN. HILL ACT 1.

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    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      No. The scary part is she uses ALL of Rainbow Dash to make the cupcakes.

      HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

    3. HoneyHam

      HoneyHam

      So she murders a friend and what I presume one of the main characters of the show?

    4. Morgan17
  25. hey look, the DL6 incident!

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    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Hey feel, Payne!

    3. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Hey look, the approaching warning of "Maximum replues in a status update reached"!

    4. ImDaMisterL