Single Status Update
"It's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!" No, Pewds, I think it's called being gay.
If you want to make that statement sound fancy;
I would like to refute your statement about my appearance and/or actions; while I may appear homosexual wearing this attire or performing this action, I, perhaps I alone, feel quite amazing, wonderful, and beautiful following up the end of these antics.