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  1. I am the Tenth Master Medic.
  2. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

    1. Morgan17


      You don't say, Doctor?

  3. Me when finding more notifications: What was noise? Formumers: The sound of progress, my friend.
  4. As I used the soap, scented with the smells of pork fat and barbecue smoke, I realized the soap of the ever holy bacon was not as efficient as I once believed. Sure, it's smooth surface left my hands feeling like those of a baby, but the smell lingered and became unpleasant after a day of kneeling to bacon. Therefore, I consider this soap a trade off of smooth hands, but with a scent that kills skunks. Thank you all for your time.
  5. I once got some of that bacon soap. Terrible and refreshing at the same time.
  6. May I be a bacon bishop, or a caviar clergyman?
  7. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum.
  8. Of course you're safe... Muhahaha...
  9. Hey, that sounds like my life! I have no clue what's going on anymore. Back on topic, I hop that at least a few of the people who left come back, even if it's just for a day or so. It would be nice hearing from them.
  10. Pages as far as the eye can see...!
  11. I hate pears! You should've brought a banana . Always bring a banana to a party...
  12. Well, when you own a "blue-box", well, you get places. It appears this thread has become a conversation between you and I. How goes your day?
  13. *sniff* Wait, if I have the power to spy on Klei, then maybe I have the ability to spy on Tuthseeker. To Southern California!
  14. Why you little! *proceeds to strangle neck*
  15. Well, I definitely haven't been camping out near their headquarters with binoculars, no-siree...
  16. If by better place you mean the Dairy Queen 3 minutes near Klei's headquarters, then yes, they are in a better place
  17. It is! Nevermind, Truthseeker, you don't have to respond! If only they could hear us...
  18. Seeken...sooked...seeked...? We need the truth on this!
  19. What a shame. I know this all too well. I just hope they are having a grand time, no matter what they are doing.
  20. Thanks all! I will be sure to look around for one that suits me best!
  21. Thanks. When you say "Bamboo tablet", are you saying the tablet is literally made with bamboo, or is it a fancy art term? Sorry for being such an imbecile
  22. I am looking into buying one of these beauts, but I have no clue where to start! I was wondering if I could get a few helpful tips from my fellow forumers to see what tablets are best, and what they use. All comments are highly appreciated!
  23. Shame. So, we should not mention <redacted>, or <redacted>. Oh, and lest we forget <name and address withheld> and You Know Who.