Crapplejacks

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  1. Poor, poor William Carter. He has lost everything he ever cared about. Money was always a problem. Now, Will could scoff at the thought of even one million dollars. None of that mattered. What truly mattered to him was gone. Poor Charlie. To think he caused the act which lead to her change into whatever devilish form she is in now. "I'm so sorry, Charlie", he'll say, minute after minute, guilt filling in every living cell in his body. But that guilt is what They feed off of. Whatever They did to him, it wasn't healthy for any human being. William has been warped into something that isn't more of a man, but a devil. But that's what the Nightmare Throne does; eat away at the victim until reality means nothing. What's this? No...it can't be! Someone has found William's Maxwell's portal?! No matter... not even the toughest strongman could manage their way through each unrelenting world. However... you could take this opportunity to become free of the burden that is the Throne. Yet you act out of spite towards them. Why is this? With every world they pass, you grow angrier, turning more into the devil you are. But this is your chance of freedom, why would you give that up by trying to kill your rescuer? Oh...that's it. For once in your life, you are in power. Most laws can go in your favor. But with great power comes great responsibility the demonic power you have, all can go wrong, and you pay an even greater amount. So while they take pity on you, they are overthrowing you. But no one in their right mind would want that kind of torture! Unless you aren't in your right mind. Power has corrupted you. All that evil has driven you to insanity. So while any one may view you has sane, your reign on the Throne has made you has insane as anyone could be. But you don't see it. Crazy people don't see they're crazy. So perhaps your sanity was just an illusion, William. Insanity. Has. Won.
  2. I want to be on a list of people most likely to lose friends.
  3. Did Wilson kill the butterfly, or potato?

    1. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      I don't know.

      But ask youself this.

      Which came first, the "Objection!" or the "Hold it!"?

    2. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      Umm....*does Phoenix Wright sweating facepalm*

    3. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      The answer is simple, if you are a true riddle master

      The answer is "Hold it!"

      It is to be in alphabetical order, and H comes before O, so that is why the answer is "Hold it!"

  4. Thank you so much for listing me! I feel so special, and I really appreciate that. You have my complete gratitude!
  5. Dough, you use it to buy Don't Starve, Ray, the sun's weapon of wrath. Me, the one who plays Don't Starve, Far you can get on trails and paths! So, you should all play Don't Starve, La, la the world will end! Tea, you can make it in a mod. Now it's time for me to hit send!

  6. !9g9n9i9s9u9f9n9o9c9 9s9i9 s9i9h9t9 !9g9n9a9D9
  7. One day I'll acquire a title. I wonder what it would be.

    1. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Keep dreaming.

      *sobs*

    2. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      there there...*sniff*

    3. HoneyHam

      HoneyHam

      hehehehehehhehe

  8. Bless all that is BACON!
  9. Move your body, if you've got the notion. Front to back in a rock like motion. You can do it if you think you can. Do it to the music, 'cause that's the... Take it away forumers!

    1. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      It is a song. Fill in the blank, and you get an internet cookie.

    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Vibration!

    3. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      close, but no cigar.

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  10. I was bored today, so I thought this up. In the year 1898, a boy by the name of Wilson Percival Higgsbury was born to Nathaniel Higgsbury and Leota Higgsbury. They were a small family that lived inland of Maine, and they made a living restoring buildings. One day, when Wilson was four,Nathaniel found work restoring a hospital that was used to care for soldiers in the Civil War. It was a big enough job t hat, if done correctly, would earn the Higgsbury's enough money to move West, in hopes of better dreams. However, it was not known that many of the hospital apparatus was just left there after the war, collecting dust and allowing the bacteria to spawn in the damp wastes. One day, while working with Leota, Nathaniel fell ill. Leota, in trying to care for him, fell ill too. Leota was the first to go. Deeply saddened by loss of his mother, Wilson tried to sleep off his sorrow. When he awoke, he saw his father turned purple, and was fidgeting uncontrollably, Wilson ran as fast as he could to the local clinic, and told him there was an emergency at the Higgsbury household. It was too late. Nathaniel died before the Doctor even got a chance to look at him. Child Services moved Wilson, now the age of five, to Miss Wickerbottom's Orphanage and Private Learnatorium. Being a child who spent most of his time alone, Wilson never acquired the skills for social interaction. Heart broken by the loss of his parents, He made it his mission to discover what they were infected by, and cure it, so no one could suffer as he did. The other children didn't understand why he would spend his recesses gathering leaves, and smashing rocks together or why during science, he'd write everything down three times. As Wilson grew older, the children around him grew meaner. They would mock him, break his stuff, burn his research, and do other strange things to him because he was odd.Wilson was on the brink of collapsing when Miss Wickerbottom approached him. "Wilson, dear, what's wrong?" she asked. Wilson broke down, sobbing. "No one understands me!" he yelled. Wickerbottom nodded. "Dear, you know you have been like a son to me. Wilson, you are destined for great things, and you need to know that you will face obstacles, but it is your duty to overcome them. Wilson looked up at Miss Wickerbottom. "Thank you", he replied. Wilson then stood up, and decided he wouldn't let himself give up. It is now 1920, and Wilson has found a property in North Minnesota, away from the public that mocks him. He sent out a letter to Wickerbottom, who has become like his mother, to come out and join him. He listed in the letter that he is failing, and he needs advice. At this point, the Forbidden Knowledge trailer comes in. Wickerbottom makes it out there,after Wilson disappeared. She is brought into the world after she pulls the lever.
  11. For once, I am trying out art! You may see my thread on the art and lore section! Please tell me what you think, as it is my first time drawing on a tablet!

  12. Decided to create this little piece, just because I liked the idea in my head. I'll see if it works. And thank you so very much, FieldNotes! I appreciate your feedback!
  13. Hello all! As some of you may know, I recently purchased an art tablet. With this, I intend to contribute to the magical art of Don't Starve. However, I am still getting used to controls. So I am making this thread to post art, and receive constructive criticism on artwork. So here's Wilson waving hello to the art side of the community. Okay...even I admit that's pretty bad. So here's a somewhat more worked on picture of my favorite time in Don't Starve: the Full Moon! ..and if you would have a request, even though I know you won't, you can tell me, and I will try my hardest to fulfill that request in a day!
  14. Because of artists like you, W, I have decided to buy my first art tablet, which is a Wacom Intuos. You have inspired me to do art, which, hopefully will be sufficient. Thank you!
  15. Because that would require logic. You must not be familiar with the workings of logic. If it's Don't Starve, there is none.
  16. I use Max Stacks and Display Food Values. The two mods for a happy life.
  17. YA FOR TUMOUR FILLED BREAD!

  18. Trust is cheap. Like double cheeseburgers, paper dolls, and Kim Kardashian.
  19. Aw shucks. Thanks... *blushes*
  20. I need to have the Docsteric title. That would make my life complete.
  21. Yay! I am finally getting friends! That is something I thuoght could never happen, but here we are!

    1. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      12 notifications. Please Magical Title Fairy now by the name of Not-Kevin! Make this happen!

    2. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Sorry. It's the wifi

    3. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Sorry. It's the wifi

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