Crapplejacks

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  1. Mustaches are so the in thing (not). But does a bacon mustache have hair in it?
  2. Bacon it some more, BROTHER!
  3. I can't wait for DST. I have a group of people who I will play with for hours, trying to survive and whatnot.

  4. It seems such a waste of time, if that's what it's all about, mama, if that's what it's all about, then I'm movin out.

    1. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      Anthony's Song? Really? OK then...

      Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat

      At night he becomes a bartender

      He works at Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street

      Across from the medical center

      And he's tradin' in his Chevy for a Cadillac

      You oughta know by now

      And if he can't drive

      With a broken back

      At least he can polish the fenders

    2. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      Sorry. Been listening to Billy Joel non-stop for the past week. "The Longest Time" is running through my head, along with a few others.

    3. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      Not a complaint, it's just like I haven't heard anybody mention that song in...forever. And when most people sing BJ, it involves a piano man :)

  5. Listening to WLIIA Hoedowns. Fun.

    1. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      That and Scenes from a Hat are my two favorite things of the show! of course, their Hoedowns have been a bit...naughty lately :D

    2. Crapplejacks
  6. One saturday, I took a walk to Zipperhead. I met a girl there, she almost knocked me dead.

    1. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      Philly somewhere. The line is from a random nonsense song by the Dead Milkmen named "Punk Rock Girl". Quite an oddball song. :)

    2. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      *headslap, frequently...forgiving myself due to Mr. Robin Williams Death this once.*

      "

      We went to a shopping mall

      And laughed at all the shoppers

      And security guards trailed us

      To a record shop

      We asked for Mojo Nixon

      They said "He don't work here"

      We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon

      Then your store could use some fixin'"

      "

      OMG! I COMPLETELY Missed that and I even introduced my family (with the expected disastrous results) to their music!

    3. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      We got into her car, away we started rollin'

      I said how much you pay for this, said 'Nothin', man, it's stolen!

      Punk rock girl, you look so wild!

      Let's have a child

      We'll name her Minnie Pearl

      Just you and me, eating fudge banana swirl

      Just you and me, we'll travel all the world, Just YOU and ME PUNK ROCK GIRRRRL!

      Ah... fun times.

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  7. Happy forum birthday to me!

    1. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      You mean: Happy Forum Anniversary Crapplejacks!

      Speaking of Birthday, you were born on 1915 according to your profile? Damn, you're ancient :)

    2. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      Timey wimey...stuff.

  8. Need something to worship? Why not bacon?
  9. Anyone else feel that they have been getting hunrier faster?

    1. ThePreChewedTree

      ThePreChewedTree

      I have. (I think you mean hungrier?)

    2. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      Whoops. Yup. Sorry.

    3. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      Nope. try being in 102 degree weather, and your hunger goes down.

  10. Eh. I'm okay with staying junior if I must. I know I can still do stuff on here.
  11. I had figured it was after a year. I shall see in about nine days or so if that is correct.
  12. Saw Guardians of the Galaxy. So much yes, I can't put it in a status update.

  13. Listening to Dschinghis Kahn non-stop. I can't stop...

  14. When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town, dere was a foot an' a half of watah.

    1. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      Sad to say, I'm on my way.

    2. Crapplejacks

      Crapplejacks

      While on the Jamaican topic, I say pressure's gonna drop on you!

  15. ALL WILL CHERISH THE WORM

    1. HoneyHam
    2. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      Until it turns.

    3. Morgan17

      Morgan17

      Eh, I'd rather worship Sushi

  16. I go to a lovely place here in the desert called "Oasis". They are bomb!
  17. I am laughing so hard I am crying!
  18. Thank you, my brother. Now we should sing a song like this: However, we must replace lines with Sushi related stuff.
  19. Alrighty, I have decided to join forces with the Church of Sushi. May I please be the Albacore Abbot?
  20. I declare peace between the two churches! *smacks DwerBomb upside the head with a wrench made of bacon*