RalphKastro

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  1. I have tests monday. Time to go procrastinate in the Feedback section

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      stand on your head and read your country's constitution while holding a pencil with your left foot

      O__O

    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      but should I be writing another constitution with my foot or writing code for the next satelite to be launched?

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      Hmm... launch codes take precedence over the constitution because tank missile... also, it has to be an orange ink pen.

  2. ParabĂ©ns para vocĂȘ,

  3. BAM 2 teacher system in high school. Against it? For it? Discuss!

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    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      *munches*, hmmmmm, tastes like Moose and AI.

    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      slightly bearnt, though.

    4. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *is deconstructed and passes through small intestine*

      *gets absorbed in pants*

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  4. kinda getting Asparagus' comedy video addiction.(It has subtitles.)
    1. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      Polynesian hell?

    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      Is is still in the tropics tho? O__O

      ... *checks out Polynesian hell*

      Yep, it's got white sands, warm sun, demons serving "guests" lukewarm coconut juice... it is hell O__O

    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      "Warm sun" warm... warm... yeah... just warm... not melting here at all...

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  5. What is this background? It's in no way Asparagy.

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      It's actually Skyrim... in The Rift... I'm still working on a personalized background O__O

      (thanks for taking notice :D)

    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      What kind of Stalker would I be if I didn't notice that?

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      :3 huehuehue... I was planning to make a *gets silenced by the secret society of secret secrets*

  6. That's a nice looking professional signature you have there.

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      Would you like one? :3

      (Thanks :3 My internet was being an ass so I played with Photoshop a bit)

  7. You should read signatures :)

  8. O Great Magical Title Ninja, answer my plead if you would be willing. Tell me, why am I still a Junior?

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      I do declare, that Ralph's title should be a priority over the upcoming updates O__O

    2. NoobModder
    3. ImDaMisterL
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    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *places a banana on solemn RalphKastro's nose... in Dova"

    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      *Inhales banana in na'vi* *sneezes banana smoothie in Lua*

    4. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *drinks banana smoothie in C#*

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  9. Could anybody explain me a bit how exactly does the system for getting in public university works in the US? I'm aware of how the private universities work, but I've never heard much about the public ones, which I'm very curious about.

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      Well...

      :T

      I wanna know too...

      Answers!!

    2. Hugo M.

      Hugo M.

      As far as I know there aren't public universities in the US, you can even see in cartoons from the US that parents have the habit of saving money for their children's universities. I think the closest there is to that are scholarships.(I'm not from the US btw, i know most of this from what my english teachers told me)

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      Are community colleges considered public universities?

  10. Being grumpy in the Feedback and Suggestions area is so fun.

    1. Asparagus
    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      Ordinary people go on parties. I just go crazy at everybody's suggestion while drinking whole bottles of coffee.

      At least I don't get a hangover.

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      I get drunk from too much coffee...

      :T

      It's like I have a low tolerance for caffeine :T

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  11. Heck yeah, necrodancer is out. Time to beat it to the beat.

  12. Finally got some time in my stupidly busy and overplanned schedule(I'm only 15! How can a child be so busy?) to play some DST again. Any recommended servers?

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *raises hand*

      ...uhh

      *puts it back down again*

      :|

  13. I feel like the internet is not a good place for me anymore

    1. Pyromailmann

      Pyromailmann

      No.

      I want Mint Chocolate Chip.

    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *puts a koala in a tub of ice cream

      *pours a bag of chocolate chips

      *pours a bucket of Liquid Nitrogen

      ...here you go...

      O__O

    3. Pyromailmann
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  14. is it just me or is there exactly zero servers up right now?

    1. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      nvm, stupid me forgot about filters.

  15. Just in case that those people trying to add me on Steam came from here, Please be aware that I don't accept friend requests that I'm not already expecting. So if you are one of those who sent me friend requests, please PM me beforehand next time.

  16. wait, you're already a member? What does a man/woman/Captein must do to stop being a Junior?

    1. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      I think the Magic Title Fairy has forsaken me. :(

    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      O_o

      Sorry buddy... I would suggest that you give the Magic Title Fairy an offering though...

    3. Auth

      Auth

      I believe it's when you have a certain number of posts AND likes. Or when JoeW just feels like it. I became a member on my first day at around 30 posts I believe... I don't know, I forget.

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  17. great, I finally got my key. Prepare to burn...

    1. Pyromailmann

      Pyromailmann

      *hides behind trashcan*

    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      *sets fire to trashcan*

  18. apparently the word that rhymes with "a hole" is considered a swear word, just like the one that rhymes with "witch". I don't have a problem with this, but the problem is that I don't know any less sweary words to describe myself. Could anybody help me?

    1. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      Wait, "bass pole" is censored now?

    2. greenglacier

      greenglacier

      Censor aaattacking? xD

    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      I actually meant "brass mole", but I understand your confusion.

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