RalphKastro

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    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *places a banana on solemn RalphKastro's nose... in Dova"

    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      *Inhales banana in na'vi* *sneezes banana smoothie in Lua*

    4. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *drinks banana smoothie in C#*

  1. http://www.twitch.tv/t4t3r_gr3nad3r quality streaming right here.
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    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      If I had a camera, I would show you the cake, but since I don't, I'll just settle on eating it.

    3. GiddyGuy

      GiddyGuy

      But...But...It's mah berthday. ;-;

    4. RalphKastro
  2. kinda getting Asparagus' comedy video addiction.(It has subtitles.)
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    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      Polynesian hell?

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      Is is still in the tropics tho? O__O

      ... *checks out Polynesian hell*

      Yep, it's got white sands, warm sun, demons serving "guests" lukewarm coconut juice... it is hell O__O

    4. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      "Warm sun" warm... warm... yeah... just warm... not melting here at all...

  3.  

    PRAISED BE THE GREAT M AND HIS GROSSLY INCANDESCENCE.

     

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    GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

    I might finally be able to join your stream again tomorrow. I'll try not to break Twitch with the sudden attack of my huge count of fangirls(0).

  5. AAAAAAH. IT MAKES SOUNDS.

    1. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      AAAAAH. JOEW HELP US ALL.

  6. can somebody tell me how finished Shipwrecked feels? I really am not feeling like buying another incomplete game and obcessively wait for it to be updated, then whine because it's not going the way I want it to.

    1. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      I got it yesterday from a friend. It's like an antibody but against mods. Disabling all mods not explicitly SW compatible did the trick.

      It's not particularly polished, especially not the worldgen.

      I suggest you wait at least one more update.

  7. Everything that humanity needed: https://insaneintherainmusic.bandcamp.com/releases

    1. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      As a general Jazz lover, I want to kiss you for sharing this.

  8. I just noticed you have more than 4 thousand posts. I think you have a posting addiction.

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    2. Mobbstar

      Mobbstar

      Off-topic counts too. It didn't before the update.

    3. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Wow. I DO post a lot then.

      Huh.

    4. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      weird. I'm quite sure I hardly ever post in off-topic(or even go there) but I'm quite sure I had nowhere near 2000 posts.

  9. It seems I longer have friends. Only Followers. Do I have a religion in my name already? Our **** is Glommer, BTW.

    1. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      apparently the word that ressembles sayan is a swear word. No praises for him here.

    2. ImDaMisterL
    3. greenglacier
  10. Oh, a new style. I don't like it. Need a petition on youtube about that.

  11. silently gone and noisily back. I'M BACK, Y'ALL

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      I was actually just thinking about your absence...

      What is this witchcraft?

    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      I think your spirit animal was communicating with my totem.

  12. time to unban all my 255 fake accounts and lock all the important threads in order to take over the Klei forums.

  13. who will reach 2 thousand posts first?

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      Ralph Kastro...

      WINS.

  14. Why are you L's face?

    1. Rosten

      Rosten

      We have both chosen avatars representing the same character.

    2. greenglacier
  15. why do I feel like this video will become relevant soon? 

     BOLSONARO and/or CUNHA 2018!!11!!!*sarcasm*

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    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *is not in US*

      ...

      *has own country's election coming with candidates who include an embezzler, a thief, a murderer, and someone who just isn't ready to run...

      yep, it's going to be relevant soon <.<

    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      wait, so this is happening everywhere? are we getting a facism second wave or something?

    4. Pyromailmann

      Pyromailmann

      If Trump's elected? Yes.

      If Hilary is elected, the first female president will be the one with least emotion. 

  16. *pretends like didn't spend 15 minutes changing profile pics*

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    2. T4T3RGR3NAD3R

      T4T3RGR3NAD3R

      I totally missed the fact that you said cool. Not quite literal, but I can see where you're coming from.

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *contacts Alexius*

      *whisper-whisper*

      *hangs up*

      He will be collecting $10K from you by the end of the month... he brings the gifts of Fire and Brimstone... that's the law firm... O__O

    4. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      http://wallpaperswa.com/thumbnails/detail/20120316/deviantart uninvited drawings romantically apocalyptic engie 1920x1200 wallpaper_www.wallpaperhi.com_48.jpg
  17. <3 Undertaker

    1. T4T3RGR3NAD3R
    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      I. Love. It O__O

      This is what happens if you mix Borderlands, Don't Starve, Corpse Party and Limbo. :D

      (love it! :D)

  18. 30 notifications? Please don't tell me another ideology war was started.

    1. ImDaMisterL

      ImDaMisterL

      I'll get my shield and helmet just in case...

  19. apparently the word that rhymes with "a hole" is considered a swear word, just like the one that rhymes with "witch". I don't have a problem with this, but the problem is that I don't know any less sweary words to describe myself. Could anybody help me?

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    2. the truthseeker

      the truthseeker

      Wait, "bass pole" is censored now?

    3. greenglacier

      greenglacier

      Censor aaattacking? xD

    4. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      I actually meant "brass mole", but I understand your confusion.

  20. BAM 2 teacher system in high school. Against it? For it? Discuss!

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    2. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      *munches*, hmmmmm, tastes like Moose and AI.

    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      slightly bearnt, though.

    4. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *is deconstructed and passes through small intestine*

      *gets absorbed in pants*

  21. Being grumpy in the Feedback and Suggestions area is so fun.

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    2. Asparagus
    3. RalphKastro

      RalphKastro

      Ordinary people go on parties. I just go crazy at everybody's suggestion while drinking whole bottles of coffee.

      At least I don't get a hangover.

    4. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      I get drunk from too much coffee...

      :T

      It's like I have a low tolerance for caffeine :T

  22. Bro, I've got a banana on a stick http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Banana_Pop

    1. T4T3RGR3NAD3R

      T4T3RGR3NAD3R

      Intriguing. I feel as though it does not look at all like it should.