the truthseeker

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  1. I feel intimidated! Second time now, don't judge me. I barely understand it even now. Long story, short, I'm Latvian and all though I've been in England for over 4 years, I'm still trying to understand phrases that are written. Sometimes there are phrases which even English people themselves doesn't understand. I had read that phase 1 thing over and over again and didn't get it. So far I have three theories of what that means (yes, I'm so bad at understanding, I'm literally making three whole theories about that simple sentence), so tell me which one is right or if all of them are wrong, in which case explain it to me in different words... Please...

    Theory 1: "currently in phase one" meaning that devs are moving towards giving DST beta to their F&F

    Theory 2: "currently in phase one" meaning that devs have given DST beta to some of their relatives, while still handing them out and once that's done, they'll start moving towards phase two

    Theory 3: "currently in phase one" meaning that devs have given out DST beta to their relatives to have a go at, and once some bits and bobs are done for the beta (some bug fixes) they'll move to phase 2

    See what I mean? Because from what I read there and from what people said in the posts, totally lost me on phase one.

    I'll never get Portugese tenses or also known as "participles" either, so I can get the intricacies of something that looks completely confusing even when you get the basics of some new language (and my Spanish still stinks anyway.)

     

     

    Always let somebody know if the language is foreign just in case ( as I get how confusing present participles are myself.) "Currently in phase one" meant we are in the Friends and family phase this week and public keys have not been sent out yet. "Shortly after that" this will happen:

     

    Phase 2 - "Beta Registration Applicants"

    Shortly after that, we will extend that circle out a bit more by bringing in people who registered for beta. We will be letting in small groups of people at first. As we prove that we are able to support the load, we will increase these numbers. 

     

     

     

    . Thank you for taking the time and reading the previous info! That's a big plus in my book (or to translate the idiom, a good thing!)


  2. Well it's basically very easy!

     

    Just go left, right, up, left, left. right, straight ahead for 10 blocks, right, down, left, right, up, left, left, left, turn around and immediately right, left, left, left, right, right, right, once more up again down, take the first exit to your left, right, right, right, left, left, left, right, left, right, left aaand go down.

     

    See, it's absolutely easy, just took me 15 and a half hours!

    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left Right, B, A...wait, I'm lost, starting over....


  3. So phase one is done? Cause I'm confused. If the phase one is done, when was that? And when exactly will phase two be done? Devs, come on, give us the specific dates, or at least your predictions of them!!!

     

     

    We are still in "this week" or "Phase 1" and Klei has not released any more information publicly at the time of this reply.

     

     When they do, you will hear about it (including from all the people mentioning they have beta keys I'm betting!). F&F members are not talking about it and i can't say anything else about them either.  

     

    Be patient a little longer; it's almost here for the forumers! 

    *I will not bang my head on a brick wall.  I will not bang my head on a brick wall. I will not.....* ;)

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  4. How long till the first people will actually get the access? I'm getting kinda annoyed by waiting this long. Even if I don't get to play first, I can watch some other people play it, until I get access.

     

     

    PHASE 2,PHASE 2, PHASE 2!!!!!! I didn't get accepted!

    (I'm hoping the second quote is joking, but just in case)

     

     

     

    "How and when are keys being given out?"

     
    2 Million keys have been generated (Yes, 2 million), and while we are quite itchy to get them out, we have some things to take care of first.
     
    Phase 1 - "Friends and Family"
    This week, we will start by giving keys to people we know from as far and wide as possible. This is what is usually called “Friends & Family beta” and is done to help us find any major issues that we might have overlooked before sending it out to the general public. 
     
    Phase 2 - "Beta Registration Applicants"
    Shortly after that, we will extend that circle out a bit more by bringing in people who registered for beta. We will be letting in small groups of people at first. As we prove that we are able to support the load, we will increase these numbers. 
     
    We do not have a defined timeline for how often groups will be invited or how large those groups will be. This will be determined entirely by our ability to support the amount of people coming in and what needs to be done in order for everybody to have the smoothest experience possible.

     

    We are still in "this week" or "Phase 1" and Klei has not released any more information publicly at the time of this reply.

     

     When they do, you will hear about it (including from all the people mentioning they have beta keys I'm betting!). F&F members are not talking about it and i can't say anything else about them either.  

     

    Be patient a little longer; it's almost here for the forumers! 


  5.  Upside-down?! I'm gravity-defying, thank you. Honestly, some people.

     

     

    It's the same thing.

    Being upside down, aka being on the ceiling is gravity defying anyway.

     

     

    Maybe we are the ones upside-down.

     

     

    Technically, in space there would be no upside-down, there's no up and no down. We can't be sure where he is located.

     

     

    capture.gif

     

     

     

    this is why space scares me
     

     

    (Uh oh, I scared him off! Somebody coax him back pease?) 

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  6. So your life is a never ending loop of posting and waiting for feedback? Thats so harsh and deep, dude.

     

     

    But you know now. You weren't alone.

    Something like that.

     

     

    Welcome to the Digital Age. 

    Yeah!

     

    What

    *retweets onTwitter*

    person

    *updates update on his updated Status on Facebook*

    does

    *replies to subreddit*

     that?

    *takes snapshot of this post on the board and posts on Instagram*

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  7. Time for a little...*looks at clock* whoops, just hit dark comedy again!

     

     

     

     

    Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead??!!!” “Woah, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.” “What a horrible way to die!” “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.” “What a way to go, that’s terrible!” “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.” “Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!” “No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.” “Man, what a way to go!” “No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.” “Now that is one awful way to go!” “No no, he survived that…” “Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?” “I shot him!” “You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?” “He was wrecking my house.”