Sporb

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  1. Has anyone read The Island of Dr. Moreau? Because I recently had a dream about it, ugh.

  2. I (finally) started playing Fallout! But since Teo left there's nobody who cares. :(

  3. In light of recent events on the forums, I feel like this is a good image to have on hand: http://i.imgur.com/gCj1EGE.png. I've already missed several opportunities for using it. : /

    1. Sporb

      Sporb

      Was that yours? I found it used a number of times, but I couldn't seem to find where it originated. :|

    2. ARamblingSpider

      ARamblingSpider

      Let us not forget that the tentacled potato is also mine to.

    3. Sporb

      Sporb

      And I STILL don't know what the deal with that thing is.

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  4. Argh Nuclear Throne takes Way more concentration than I'm used to for video games.

  5. The holidays are over now, right? I hope?

  6. Oh come oooooooon!

    1. Mack18853
    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      Drama on the forums, several good people leaving, life in general? Take your pick.

  7. I have come into possession of a drawing tablet. This is rather frightening because it means I might actually have to draw something. Eep.

  8. I see fire.

    1. Mack18853

      Mack18853

      throw the CHEEEEEESE!

  9. Well, I see someone got a new title. Am I late to notice this?

  10. Sappy holidays, everyone.

    1. DwerBomb

      DwerBomb

      Sappy holidays to you too! :p

    2. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      What holidays? :yaoming:

    3. Sporb

      Sporb

      What holidays? What holidays?? The sappy ones, silly.

  11. How does one send those messages that appear in someone's profile feed but aren't simply a reply to their status? I haven't been able to figure it out :|

    1. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      Go to someone's profile and click on the "Profile feed" tab to the left. Then just write what you want in the "What's on your mind?" space and click "Post".

    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      Ah, okay, thanks. The 'What's on your mind?' space looks identical to the one for updating your own status, so it fooled me.

  12. I recently acquired Fallout 1 & 2. I should probably play those sometime.

    1. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      I'm rude 90% of the time. The other 10% I'm being condescending :)

    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      Sounds like you really need to work on that. I mean, you should probably balance it out and be condescending a lot more.

    3. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      Nah, it'll just turn into repressed anger. Besides if you're not doing something really stupid i'm 100% nice.

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  13. I cannot wait for Christmas. Soon after it's over I won't have to listen to Christmas music anymore.

    1. DwerBomb

      DwerBomb

      I like this guy.

    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      Someone else really doesn't like Christmas music? :p

  14. Of all the things that could go wrong with a car, I never expected my door handle to break off.

    1. Sporb

      Sporb

      NOW I'm gonna be paranoid about opening the doors.

    2. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      Keep a blowtorch handy :p

    3. Sporb

      Sporb

      That sounds... like good advice for life in general.

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  15. Ugh, trying to find anything specific in Willette's art thread is a nightmare.

    1. Sporb

      Sporb

      The internet is too hard. :(

    2. TeoSS69
    3. Sporb

      Sporb

      Is it possible to lurk more than I already am?

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  16. All this Starbound talk! I'm beginning to feel left out. :(

    1. DaverGamer

      DaverGamer

      y dont u buy it

    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      Because I just bought a couple of games and Starbound keeps being compared to Terraria. I'm not done with Terraria just yet.

  17. I'm rather proud to NOT have a Chester badge, and I don't know why.

    1. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      Hipster Sporb

    2. ARamblingSpider

      ARamblingSpider

      I just think it's silly to give out so much love for that fuzzy container. Poor smallbirds..

    3. Sporb

      Sporb

      Yeah... if they had a badge for, like, the Krampus, I'd be interested.

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  18. Who cares.

    1. Sporb

      Sporb

      I tried listening to a cave spider, but it just said 'Uurgh.'

      I'm not sure what to make of that.

    2. ARamblingSpider

      ARamblingSpider

      That means..oh dear, uh he wants to eat you with a side of ranch. But not all cave spiders are like that, trust me.

    3. Sporb

      Sporb

      Oh, good, that means I don't have to feel sorry for sma- I mean, um. Hm.

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  19. There are only so many times one wants to hear 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' in one night.

  20. I feel like the world is a slightly better place now that I know creatures like this exist: http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ray.jpeg

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    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      I feel like this conversation has gotten away from me...

    3. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      But you're getting closer to the conversation.

    4. Sporb

      Sporb

      Well, let me know when I've caught up to it.

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  21. The forums seem to have been especially quiet for the last few days.

    1. Sporb

      Sporb

      I meant to say more, but apparently status updates don't accept the new line character. Oops.

  22. I'm probably not inviting Teo to my next unbirthday party. He just eats all the bacon, and then he frowns about it. What a party pooper. :(

    1. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      You're so understanding...

    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      Heheh. Haha. Muah haha... I mean um. Yes, yes I am.

    3. TeoSS69

      TeoSS69

      Or you're good at looking like ti...

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  23. Why is it that, AFTER I've gotten a lot of sleep, I feel significantly more irritable than before?!

    1. Mack18853

      Mack18853

      Maybe you're being converted into a Cyberman? Or an Empty child?

    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      It is entirely possible that I am already both of those things.

    3. Mack18853

      Mack18853

      IMPOSSIBLE! The Empty child virus would corrupt the Cyberman cells, turning them into Empty children as well!

      But who knows?

  24. I think I may have run out of new bosses to fight in Terraria. :(

    1. Mack18853
    2. Sporb

      Sporb

      Yes, poor me. :(

      ...This is my old status, silly :p

    3. Mack18853
  25. Does this poem make my sig look big?