ZeeDragon
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Shenanigans, With BB cause stuff like this happens a lot more often than you think.
(Go join their server or something if you're not already there.)
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i'll just drop this here....
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My dad called me Switzerland because "You're neutral to everything".
I mean c'mon I only said I didn't like nor dislike a tamale!
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The off-topic section has been more active than the Phony war ever was.
At least the one upside of this whole thing is that a lot of people know it exists now, hooray. I guess
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I've been working on a mini comic that only has 5 pages
Over the course of 2 days I've roughed out 1/2 page.
Procrastination at its finest.
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Technically, every corpse is a tissue box
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Came from a conversation in BB's server. When someone asked "When you here tissue box do you think of this version or this version?". I said "None, I think of dead bodies." I've seen more run over animals than the times I've used tissues. Went way over BB's head (Everyone's, really.) and came back like a boomerang.
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One perk of humanity is that you can casually have conversations like these and no one bats an eye.
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I keep forgetting this is the end of the year, remember it briefly and then immediately forget it again.
I should be celebrating but it feels like any other day.
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So after a string of crashes that were involved in the generation of a world I somehow (As far as I can tell) got a world without a Florid Postern
(If you're wondering why Idle skins is active, it's because using to many items crashes the game. And I'm too lazy to do the commands over and over again)
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I'm in a story telling mood so I'll recall some funny tales from Elementary school.
1. Y'know those weird Fall festivals schools would have? Yeah I went to one of those, I was in 5th Grade. Things were going well until someone came up to ask if he could guess who he was. Easily I knew who this kid was just by looking at him, (This kids name was Dutch, yeah. I don't know who names their kid Dutch. Of all things.) Dutch lifts up his mask and says I'm the first person to know who he was without him having to take off his mask. Which is funny, because this kid has such a distinctly shaped pill-head and voice that I thought It would be impossible to mistake him for someone else or not recognize him. So, we go into the ball pit and start sparring in it. Someone the toddlers that were also in the pit were in on it too. I'm near losing when I kick Dutch in the gut. After that the spar ended.
"I couldn't eat my dinner after that." He said the next time we met.
2. 100th day of 5th grade, hopefully you all know what happens on this day. Everyone has the privilege to dress up as old people. Anyway, this story revolves a kid named William (Will). Will, a few of his friends, and I are eating lunch at the porch. Apparently a select few 5th graders have school jobs, one of the perks is that you can eat at the porches across from the street. Anyway, Will shows up with one of his Grandma's walking canes, normally If Will does something I don't like I'd keep it to myself. But I was feeling particularly bold today. I walk up, grab his walking cane and start (Lightly) bonking him on the head with it. Then I notice that theirs is this lady that's looking straight at me. So I freeze up and think she's a school attendant. But instead she just says "I knew someone was going to get hit with a cane." Somehow, I never got in trouble.
3. Normal day, 4th grade. I made it early, sitting at my desk. Wearing a red shirt, brown shorts and grey and white socks. Everything's going fine until a friend of mine (This kids name is Mac.) shows up. Turns out, we happened to show up in the exact same outfit. The only difference was our shoes, and the shade of brown was slightly different on the shorts. But darn, I still remember it like it was yesterday.
