me: *picks up phone
person: "hey, is the lady of the house there?"
person: "hi, i'm Chad Burmingham and Iagjhbajklnvkabvkjavbnakavaj aivhjkanvkabvkjlav ba,b a,bhkba,vbjkhavhbahl"
me at the same time: "I SAID NO! GOOD SIR THE LADY OF THE HOUSE IS NOT HERE! SIR! SIR! AAAAAAAAAA-"