The game will not open. It's as simple as that. When I click on the icon on my desktop the screen lags for a second and then a menu pops up saying that the game has crashed and where the crash info. is saved. However, I heard, what I can only assume is the start-up menu music. I have the required software according to the store page, so I know that cannot be the problem. I just bought the alpha copy for 20 bucks please don't tell me it's just broken... I tried several times just in case this was just an unlucky circumstance and each time the game crashed. However, if I waited long enough, my screen would flash white, then turn black, and I'd have to turn to my trusty task manager to close the program.
I opened the game.