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g5457s    449
4 hours ago, DragonMage156 said:

Why is it always Max? Stop bullying him!! ;n;

He's my favorite dupe. I treat him very well in serious games, giving him the best home and always finding really good traits, all while roleplaying - he is the most important dupe in the colony, doing most of the cleaning, doctoring, research, exploration, digging, construction, cooking, etc etc while everyone else has a relatively easy life, all while keeping his stress levels down. I always try getting a Max with three interests all with at 3 skill levels (e.g. mining, researching, construction), plus the traits Diver's Lungs and Narcoleptic or Irritable Vowel. It can take over an hour of rerolling again and again and again to find a really good Max.

Meanwhile, he's a test subject in debug/sandbox games, where I perform... experiments. He's a TOUGH dupe with a potential criminal record - attempting to murder Meep when he sent him flying to science and outer space. So far, he can survive being submerged in 6000C+ (10832F+) liquid tungsten for a short amount of time, endured the unbearable pain of urinating lumps polluted ice, is still fully functional despite having a body temperature of near absolute-zero, indefinitely survive in superextreme cold provided he has a supply of food and oxygen, not go bat s*** crazy after heinous mental torture such as witnessing the death of over 20,000 dupes (pretend I took away his multitool - he has no way to save them), and best of all, breaking down by simply crying on the floor instead of going on uncontrolled food binges, causing mass destruction, or suicide by vomiting.

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Renarhri    142


ari thought that they could hide their secret romance with the outhouse with me, but they forgot that i follow the cam on them every chance i get.

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