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Favourite DST dialogue?

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Cellby    403

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Much to my surprise and delight, in the Who's your favourite character (As for now?) thread, many more people than I expected voted as Woodie for their favourite character. Yet I would imagine that many people have not even tried him because he's not too fun to play without a rebalancing mod. In games I love to Examine items just to hear the voice lines of each character – I love the writing and all of their personalities. My favourite might be Wendy even though I don't play her too much...because she is just so emo. But I'm going to put in here some Woodie and Lucy quotes (double the voice lines!) for people who have not spent enough time with him. He is a simple guy, pretty well mannered. Except towards birds. And he only cares about trees, his beard, plaid shirts, and says "eh?" a lot. Y'know cause...Canadian.  Not going to be pasting all available due to space, just some in particular that amuses me. Definitely have missed some but just these for now.

Wood Wall (inventory and placed)- "I like the look of that!"
Wood Wall (burnt)- "I miss the old you."
End Table (empty)- "Such a beaut of a wood table shouldn't be hidden by a cloth."
Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "If a log burns in the forest does it hurt my feelings? Yes. It does."
Weather Pain- "I prefer to chop the trees myself."
Potted Succulent- "Ain't a tree, but ain't bad."
Winter's Feast Tree- "Must... not chop..."
Willow's Lighter- "Keep it away from the trees!"

Scalemail- "Plaid is all the armour I need."
Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "Could you hand me my plaid shirt while you're in there?"
Dapper Vest- "It's not plaid, but it'll do."
Summer Frest- "I'm still not convinced plaid isn't all-weather wear."
Floral Shirt- "I really prefer plaid."

Ewelet- "Heh, it feels like a beard."
Umbrella- "This will keep my beard dry, eh?"
Razor- "A true lumberjack never shaves."
Razor (can't shave)- "You can't shave what's not hair."
Garland- "I think it looks nice with my red hair."

Here are some Lucy lines too. I haven't played with another Woodie in the server, so the bunch right below are new to me :)

Picked up when already holding a Lucy:
"You two-timer!"
"But I'M your one and only Lucy!"
"There can be only one!"
"How dare you do this to me!"
"You're replacing me?!"
"That's not me!"
"Betrayal!"
"Ooo I'll remember that!"
"Hey! Can't you tell us apart?"
"She's an impostor!"
"It's like you don't even know me!"
"Get rid of her! It's freaking me out."
"I'm having an identity crisis over here."
"Oh, you're just AXING for trouble!"
"You can't have two Lucys!"
"You can't have him! He's mine!"

Haunted by a Ghost character:
"ooOOoooOO to you too."
"I'm not scared of you, ghost!"
"Boo who?"
"You think I'm afraid of you?"
"Do you worst, ghost."
"Go bother someBODY else! Haha."
"You're the ghostest with the mostest!"
"Don't take it out on me just 'cause you're dead!"
"OOooOOooOOoo! Haha, just kidding."
"Jeez! Did I anger you in a past life?"
"I'm white as a sheet."
"You're looking boo-tiful today."

Picked up by another character:
"Ummmm, EXCUSE me??"
"Put me down! You smell!"
"Get your mitts off me!"
"Yuck, your hands are greasy!"
"Help! I'm being kidnapped."
"Stranger danger!"
"I don't know you."

BONUS:

Meat Effigy- "I look good in wood." [canadian Wilson confirmed.]

Campfire (upon being built)- "Where's my guitar?" [he plays guitar! :D]
Endothermic Fire (upon being built)- "Where's my electric guitar?"

And my favourite: One of Lucy's quotes for Woodie changing back from the Werebeaver ("I think that creepy girl is mad at you.") is a complement to Wendy's quote for the Werebeaver ("He pinky-promised I'd get to ride on his shoulders next time. Such lies.").

If there is fan art of that, I'd love to see it. Anyway here is some Woodie love. If you guys got some fun, maybe even lesser known character voice lines, post 'em here!

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minespatch    58,713
50 minutes ago, SuperDavid said:

"I think these were its genitalia."

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“Let Max try it first.” –Winona(Red Mushroom)
“IT'S JUST HOT BEAN JUICE”–WX-78 (coffee)

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Sinister_Fang    8,134

Just some of Maxwell's quotes:

Brush- "It's like showing affection, without actually touching it."

Bee Box (full of honey)- "So tempting, but so full of bees."

Crock Pot (burnt)- "A bit overdone for my tastes."

Evergreen- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'piney'."

Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Smells... 'piney'."

Science Machine (burnt)- "The fire learned how to burn it down."

Ham Bat- "An undignified weapon for a less refined time."

Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "That's a deep sleep."

Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe he wasn't sleeping."

Directional Sign (burnt)- "Somehow, it says even less now."

Shadow Manipulator- "This is where I do my own personal research."

Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Research complete."

Construction Amulet- "A crutch for pitiful mortals without godlike powers. What?"

Broodling- "Just like old times."

Broken Stake- "I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!"

Monkey Paw- "I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you."

Odd Radio- "At least it's not ragtime."

Sugar Cookie- "We're celebrating freezing to death, I see."

Spiky Tree (stump)- "Tree 0, Maxwell 1."

Living Log- "I like the noise they make when you burn them." (I agree)

Basalt- "I made a rock so heavy that I can't lift it."

Generic- "What a dapper fellow!"  (Maxwell examining another Maxwell player)

Potato Cup- "This was important to one very specific person once."

Frazzled Wires- "I might hide those in WX-78’s bedroll if I get bored."

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NeddoFreddo    998
6 hours ago, Sinister_Fang said:

Just some of Maxwell's quotes

Hence why I love Maxwell so much as a character. His quotes make playing as him that much more enjoyable. (He's also actually a pretty balanced character as well, which makes playing as him enjoyable gameplay-wise too.)

Anyway, some of my favourite quotes other than Maxwell's are the ones for a Maxwell Statue, weirdly enough. (In DST especially.)

Wilson - "He's a lot shorter in person."

Willow - "A big stone nerd."

Wolfgang - "Ha ha! Looks just like Wolfgang's new friend!"

WX-78 - "ALL THAT POWER AND HE COULDN'T EVEN DESTROY HUMANITY"

Wickerbottom - "He's actually quite a sweet boy when you peel away the ego."

Woodie - "I'm gonna make fun of him for this later, eh?"

Maxwell - "It seems silly now..."

Webber - "We're still a little mad at him. But only a little."

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Szczuku    8,651

Wendy:

Crockpot long time ramaining-"Whatever is in there isn't dead yet" 

Rope- "That would be a easy was out of this place" 

Klaus-"I see him when I'm slepping..."

Own skeleton- "I was so, so close"

Bearger- "It could crush me in one blow. I wish it would"

Antlion cave-in warning- "We're going to be crushed..."

Wx-78

Skeleton- "HAH HE DIED. CLASSIC HUMAN MISTAKE"

Gears- "GUTS"

Sleepytime stories- "POWERING down..."

Slepping spider- ''IT'S VULNERABLE NOW"

Glomglom- "YOU WERE A LOYAL MINION GLOMGLOM''

Kittykit-" IT USES "CUTNESS" AS A WEAPON. RESPECTABLE"

Giblet- "...YOU MAY LIVE"

Bee Queen Crown- "...BECOME THE BEE...''

Rocks near magma- "ROCKS. WE ARE SAVED."

Guano- "MORE POOP. SIGH"

The Almight Potato Cup- "NO"

Wilosn

All quotes where he makes bad puns

Winona

Poop- "Nothing to be ashamed of"

Guano- "What? We all do it"

Merm- "You sure are ugly"

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Mattyington    572

Wendy -

(DST)Lucy the Axe- "Hello... 'Lucy'... I'd like you to meet my sister."

Fire Pit (embers)- "Don't give up, little flame!"

(DST)Dapper Vest- "Pieces of dead things, made into a vest!"

Compass(S)- "North. No,wait! South."

Rainometer (burnt)- "Does that mean sunshine is dead, too?"

(DST)Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "It is unspeakably burnt."(It's hilarious once you know the generic quote for Science and Alch.)

(SW)Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "It seems a little depressed."

Boomerang (hit self)- "OW! That was karma."

Football Helmet- "A dead thing for me to wear. Goody."

Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "It didn't cook well." (One of my personal favorites!)

(SW)Super Spyglass- "I can see so much more useless nothing."

(SW)Life Jacket- "I'd prefer a dry grave, thank you."

(HallowedNights)Not-So-Candy Corn- "Sigh. At least it's honest."

 

Okay,I think these are enough...For now,at least. I shall emerge here once more with more Wendy quotes later.

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jantonio    2,628
11 hours ago, Sinister_Fang said:

Just some of Maxwell's quotes:

Brush- "It's like showing affection, without actually touching it."

Bee Box (full of honey)- "So tempting, but so full of bees."

Crock Pot (burnt)- "A bit overdone for my tastes."

Evergreen- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'piney'."

Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Smells... 'piney'."

Science Machine (burnt)- "The fire learned how to burn it down."

Ham Bat- "An undignified weapon for a less refined time."

Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "That's a deep sleep."

Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe he wasn't sleeping."

Directional Sign (burnt)- "Somehow, it says even less now."

Shadow Manipulator- "This is where I do my own personal research."

Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Research complete."

Construction Amulet- "A crutch for pitiful mortals without godlike powers. What?"Broodling- "Just like old times."

Broken Stake- "I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!"

Monkey Paw- "I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you."

Odd Radio- "At least it's not ragtime."

Sugar Cookie- "We're celebrating freezing to death, I see."

Spiky Tree (stump)- "Tree 0, Maxwell 1."

Living Log- "I like the noise they make when you burn them." (I agree)

Basalt- "I made a rock so heavy that I can't lift it."

Generic- "What a dapper fellow!"  (Maxwell examining another Maxwell player)

Potato Cup- "This was important to one very specific person once."

Frazzled Wires- "I might hide those in WX-78’s bedroll if I get bored."

you forgot the best one ;>

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1v0    836

I'm surprised no one has said it but my favorite is - Maxwell - Say pal, you don't look so good...

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Mr Pig    136

Guess I'll throw a nice barrage of Woodie quotes in here because I love some of his examines.

Moggles "Now featuring night time chopping!"

Gold Nugget "You can't make a coffee table out of gold. Well maybe you can, but you shouldn't."

Stage Hand (while moving) "I wish I hadn't seen that."

Vargling "Man and robot's best friend."

Goose/Goose "Whatever it is it's definitely Canadian."

Mosling "Feathery Goose Baby!"

Evergreen "It's calling to me!"

Birds of the World "I already know enough about those things."

Pick/Axe "It's beautiful!"

Red Gem "I see within the fiery death of a thousand trees."

Back Scratcher "Wigfrid has been using it to "spar" with Lucy and I. We're scared." 

Cactus "That's gonna hurt."

Cactus (When taking damage from picking) "Yowch!"

Cactus (When Picked) "Called it."   

 

 

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minespatch    58,713

STRINGS.LAVALUCY = 
{
    ---lavaarena -- do not translate --
    equipped =
        "Give them the chop!",
    },
    other_owner =
        "Your hands are clammy.",
        "This won't be a regular thing.",
        "Don't read too much into this.",
    },

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Quyzbuk    587

Well almost of Maxwell's best stuff is already here, so I'll add these instead.

Winona

Mandrake (following) - "This is EXACTLY what having a little sister's like."

Floral Shirt - "That is one loud shirt"

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SpikeGuy    338

I kind of like WX-78's quote for Wendy as a murderer: "SUPERNATURAL AID IS NOTHING IN THE FACE OF KILLER ROBOTS!"

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Starlogy    2,426

i like that one wigfrid quote where she examines the binoculars: "There is a tiny wörld trapped within!"

shes looking into them the wrong way

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SpikeGuy    338
4 hours ago, Starlogy said:

i like that one wigfrid quote where she examines the binoculars: "There is a tiny wörld trapped within!"

shes looking into them the wrong way

Actually, I think just about everyone is using them wrong, given all these quotes about things seeming smaller.

EDIT: Wait a second, I think the Binoculars are just broken, given Wickerbottom's quote- "This simply does not work right."

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SpikeGuy    338

Willow:

  • Winter's Feast Tree- "Looks great!"
  • Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Now we're celebrating!"
  • Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Happy Winter's Feast, everybody."

Wickerbottom: Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Oh gracious, not again."

This makes me wonder if, canonically, the Winter's Feast Tree gets lit on fire at least once.

Maxwell: License Plate- "Letters and numbers... some sort of secret code?"

The great and powerful Maxwell, who possesses a lot of forbidden knowledge and refuses to share it beyond a few cryptic comments (to the chagrin of lore hunters), is bamboozled by a license plate. Must be the whole "Getting dumped in the Constant before the widespread use of automobiles on Earth" thing.

Wilson: Chocolate Log Cake- "It's nice to eat something other than berries for once."

Willow: Apple Cider- "Sure beats rainwater!"

Maxwell: Orange Soda- "A welcome change from seawater."

Webber: "Raisins"- "No worse than the other stuff we've eaten out here!"

Seriously, what are these people putting in their mouths?

Skin description: Krampwell Head (Maxwell)- "Maxwell deeply regrets asking the others to choose his costume for him."

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Webber
Crocodile Toy- "C'mon little croc! Let's adventure!"
Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Haha. We can stack things on its head and it won't even move."
Maxwell's Head- "Imagine the trouble he has buying hats!"
Empty Elixir- "I kinda wanna drink what's left, but he won't let me."

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