A strange strange world


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A dorky skeleton woke up. It was rather strange for a skeleton to wake but this one did. Unlike a boon in the distance, this one wore clothing,

It had a rather dapper striped paperboy cap(with a button in the back) covering its face. The green vest decorated the light green shirt while underneath was a black undershirt to keep the arms and ribs conjoined. Sitting up, the dork yawned and did a little stretch. Audial popping almost made it feel like this character sounded like they had skin.

They glanced around at the other people around. Looking a tad lost as to how they all ended up here.

Let's hope this wasn't a J.J. Abrahms show.

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Bob shivered. He felt incredibly strange. This wasn’t out of the ordinary, strange feelings became normal very quickly once he changed his form, but out of all the strange feelings that invaded Bob’s thoughts, this one stuck out. It was loneliness. Apparently he’d gotten used to the presence of those who took care of him, and straying away from the group he had his rude awakening with seemed to worsen it. Bob really didn’t like it. It felt wrong and unnecessary like having a fireplace on an airplane. He dragged his head along the floor to try and rub out the bad feelings in distress. It wasn’t the greatest form of stress relief, but Bob isn’t a psychiatrist, so you got to give him a break.

Gfhhg...fhg...gnnn....

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Xedlord was the last to awaken. It was very dark, and he could hear something, like a muffled voice, or maybe two? He wasn't sure, he tried to move but he was covered in something, and he felt very small. "I think I'm a spider" he thought. It was getting kinda hard to breath, so he tried crawling up, and popped out into the light. The light was absolutely blinding! He tried closing his eyes but they wouldn't close, so he covered them with his... claws? "Guess I'm not a spider after all... must be a crab then, or maybe a lobster... nope, to small for a lobster. Definitely a crab."

He uncovered his eyes, the light didn't seem quite as bright anymore, then he looked around and saw people. That must've been the noise, they didn't seem to have noticed him yet, he looked to the side and saw a bag, he could faintly see a green knife sticking out of it, and he was pretty sure it was his. So he looked around to make sure no one was looking, and made a run for it!  

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Xedlord was the last to awaken, HE THOUGHT... DUN, DUN, DUN...!
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Whitney heard a voice, saying something she couldn't quite make out. She hadn't noticed anyone else, but she didn't look in the first place. However, this realization quickly shattered the ignorant bliss she had developed, and she suddenly realised that she was now in an completely alien world where steampunk birds where a thing, and she had no idea how to get home. She whimpered, worked up all her courage to stop herself from completely humiliating herself by bursting out into tears, and turned around. Then she saw a skeleton, and publicly humiliated herself by bursting out into tears.

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Xedlord grabbed the knife, but then dropped it as he heard someone crying. He peeked out of the bag, and saw a girl publicly humiliating herself by bursting into tears! He wondered why she was crying, so he looked around and saw a strangely dressed skeleton galavanting about. Hmmm... seems normal... He thought to himself. So he looked back to the teenager, and decided to investigate why she was crying. So he scampered over, crawled onto her shoe, and pinched her leg...

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The efforts to comfort poor Whitney only made things worse, as ( in her world at least ) the array of strange creatures sorrounding her only existed in stories designed to scare children into eating their greens, if even that. Then she curled into a ball by a nearby tree, and tried not to wet herself out of share terror. 

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Clack.

It's a little known fact throughout the pointy haired scientific kingdom of one person, that beefalos tend to cry a lot into their fur, where the same cruel pointy haired scientists will shave all of it off, leaving just a very sad beefalo. This wasn't an exception to Bob, except the way he cried was a bit more civil, and more of the tears were brushed out with his daily groomings. The crying human figure reminded him of these days, but with more of the "CRY. SAD. BRUSH." sort of manner that skipped most of the details. He wasn't good at remembering things, but he tried his hardest, so he gets some effort points

Bob nonchalantly chewed on some grass with his skeletal mouth with observing the scene, occasionally making a few vague grunting noises. 

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Whitney faints. In her dreams she gives back the newspaper, and accidentally eats somebody else's tea-biscuits because she thought they where hers, but it turned out the ones that where really hers where under the newspaper she was reading. It was a very eventful dream.

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Extra points if you can guess what the tea-biscuits scene is from.

 

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Xedlord sadly, has been crushed... he's not dead yet though! So, with some effort, he shapeshifts into his "Normal person" mode. He is now lying face first in the sand, with Whitney on to of him. He quickly throws her off and in the process startles a metal bird that was sitting on her, and the cyborg dinosaur that was inspecting it.

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