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8 hours ago, DragonMage156 said:

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(Not sure what the second image is tbh)
Navarette or Nava for short.

Back of Baldo's head, will ake sense once I upload the inks.
 

 

8 hours ago, DragonMage156 said:

Kate: Hm? Why?

Ria: Eh... thinking about changing my style.

Kate: Are you feeling ok, Ria?

Ria: I don't know...

Kate: Well I'll see what I can do...

(Ria got one eventually)

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Sans cosplay.,:wilson_sneaky:

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I lied, it was a short :p

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Butch: Goomy?! Do I even want to know?!
Goomy: I'm a GOOMYworm!....please don't eat me.

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Butch: Just be glad I'm not Stephan then, Goom. He would've completely devoured the entire bag.

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Butch: Well...What does a Goomyworm do?

Goomy: Goomyworm...stuff...?

Butch: Your "calling" is an edible lump of basically sugar. so...you probably don't do much except get stale and harden?

Goomy: ...maybe?

What happens when you boop the toot:

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Spatch: *Boops tongue*

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Speaking of Suffie...

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(Plant Sophie and Suffie burn down the kitchen like idiots)

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(Thanks Spatch)

Guess who got a duplicate of themselves!

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(Fabci)

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(Barry doesn't like his hair being touched)

(Fabci, the openly gay one according to HotChocolate :p )

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Fanci: That's my Barry you ****! (Surprisingly I wrote that message. Accurate XD )

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More Sophie n Suffie... I'm not sure what to call this one tbh :?

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(Here it was revealed that Suffie is such a good digger, she received praise from Victor)

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(Sophie gets jealous...)

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(...and her plant tentacles find there way around Suffie's neck)

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DragonMage156: Nuu! :<
Dun kill Soph 2.0!

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DragonMage156: Because she didn't do anything wrong!

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DragonMage156: Well maybe if you didn't sit around being a plant all day... Uh... maybe instead of choking your rival self, maybe you can become competitive and strive to do better than her... or just ignore her?

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ANYWAY! That's all I have time for right now, sadly, but stay tuned for tomorrow where we meet two new dupes. Dino and Belle (I think...)

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Belle (she literally hates everyone btw)

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Belle meets Spatch:

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Spatch: Me? Hatch food? Wut?
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Stephan: Many...new people...We can't keep taking them all in. If we took in someone every time the printer goes off, We'll have more people than oxygen. (Btw, we have about 30 right now XD )

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Stephan: You must be the offendor.

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Stephan: Ma'am, The same can be said about your vocal habits. (Stern boss-like Stephan mode kicks in). My name is Stephan. I need to talk to you about your disruptive behavior. It would be easier to come to my office.

Navarette: *Sneaks behind Belle, giving the two a interested look*

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Stephan: I'd love to discuss, but this isn't a request. it's a custom when a newcomer arrives. We discuss what job you'd be suited for and a little explanation of the established rules. For our..."city" now, I suppose.

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Stephan: Not I. But Legs might If I ask nicely. Stay there.

Navarette: I can make you feel comfortable~
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Belle: You mind? You're kind of in my personal space there.

Navarette: *Inches off and bows* Anything for a lady.

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Stephan: Was there anyone else new I missed?

Legs: There was...um...there was a guy with a skeleton arm (prostetic arm but Legs doesn't know that), and...a bald guy with a mustache!

Spatch: *Waves* Heyoooo

Stephan: *Attempting to hide uneasiness, but it's kinda noticeable still* Hello, Spatch.

Spatch: The bald one shoved me. <___<

Stephan: Eh?

Spatch: Mustachie shoved me to get to the lady.

Stephan: I see. Do you mind all of you *Belle gets up, too* not you, wait outside while I meet with this lady who had to be dragged here against her will?

Spatch: *Covers mouth and chuckles* sure.

Short Dino introduction (it got over taken by Belle and Mines :p ):

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Suffie: I'm the dumb one of a duo so tell me again but in a dumber language thanks.

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Belle gets booped:

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Mew: Boop

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Mew: I DID!

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And now for a void dupe, Floyd:

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Mew: It's 3AM, Floyd for ya? Go to bed.

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Mew: A-L-W-A-Y-S S-L-E-E-P

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Void Lettuce: What monsters? (Mew started using Void Lettuce here)

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Void Lettuce: What do they say?

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Void Lettuce: Hm, Then they're not exactly "voices", now are they?

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Void Lettuce: Yeah, you did, actually.

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Void Lettuce: Do....do you want to talk to me about it?

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Void Lettuce: I'm sure it'll be fine, Floyd.

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Void Lettuce: I won't let them.

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Void Lettuce: Yeah. I can make sure the clicking voices won't hurt you.

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Void Lettuce: I'm sure.

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Void Lettuce: What's wrong?

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Void Lettuce: I can raise the dead, I'm sure I can take them on.

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Void Lettuce: *Lies* Of course! I have superpowers, you know.

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Void Lettuce: Hmmm...well...I'll tell you what. Let me keep watch tonight, okay?

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Void Lettuce: It'll be fine.

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Void Lettuce: I promise I won't let that happen, Floyd. You need rest. I'll watch out for you.

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Well that does it for today. More on Dino and Belle tomorrow :)

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Sorry for not posting in a while. The Forge has been keeping me busy. Heck, I ended up delaying the rest of Goretober for Forge >_< but I'm gonna try doing it during the day instead of late at night.

Belle (just like Fanci, expect there to be swearing ^^;

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Victor: Hm? (He doesn't consider himself the boss but he feels like the one in charge for a lot of things. Also this was meant as a joke but I just went with it :p )

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Stephan: (To Victor) Perhaps you can assign her a job? I don't say this often about people, but she doesn't listen.
(Wait when did Stephan get there? 0_0 )
Victor (to Stephan): I am quite familiar with stubborn dupes (referring to Plant Soph). I can try but I can't promise anything. (To Belle) What's your name and what kind of skills do you possess?

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Victor: [Yep, this isn't gonna be easy] Very well. Any other skills that may be useful for the colony?

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Victor: How about cooking or digging? Building?

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Victor: Believe me, I'm trying to get this colony in working order. There are still a few kinks. For instance you, along with other dupes, don't have jobs yet.

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Victor: I see... *writes something down on his clipboard* Perhaps you will be suited for any job that uses strength. Building perhaps? Deliverer's a bit easier if you prefer...

Belle: I'd prefer just being able to put dupes in their place.

Victor: Well there are some dupes that need to be carried to the medical cot sometimes (Victor, that's not what she meant XD)

Belle: I meant it as a "authoritative figure" kind of thing dumbass.

Victor: Well we already have two people of higher authority, me and Stephan. I'm afraid we don't need any more people in charge... *Thinks of something*... perhaps there is a job you can use your strength for.

Victor: You see there are certain dupes who refuse to work, despite the rules of the CCR. We lack people who reinforce those rules. Perhaps you can be the first.

Belle: Will I be able to beat people up?

Victor: If they're very uncooperative and start to fight, yes.

Belle: Guess that works then, long as I can get a little fighting in there.

Spatch: *tiptoes into the room, being sneaky*

Victor: Just don't beat them up if you're in a bad mood. If I recall correctly, Ria actually made a training gym with punching bags, targets and the like. Perhaps you could ask her to use it whenever you need to blow off some steam. Who knew she had that kind of building potential. She seems rather secretive about it however... (that was supposed to be Ria's private training space)

Belle: Yeah yeah, whatever.

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Bernard: Hello Dino, Spatch!
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Bernard: How are you guys?

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Dino: Uh hi.

Bernard: Wanna know what I did yesterday? I slipped and my barrel opened up and I landed face first in my supplies.

Spatch: Ouuuch

Bernard: Yep. Luckilly I didn't get cut anywhere near my eyes, so I'm not blind. But I did get stuck with an empty syringe.

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(John is bored. He tried out writing...)

*The trio walks past John and Bernard whimpers a little*

Spatch: You okay, Bernard...?

Bernard: A couple of days ago, John over there wanted me to....."Use your dullest scalpel and open my chest like an autopsy." I don't like him.

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John: I was just drawing there what's up?

*Bernard jumps*

Spatch: *Whispers* creepy. *Slowly waves* hi....

Dino: *Isn't sure how to react*

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Bernard: W-what do you want?

Spatch: Are you John...?

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John: Is there something weird about me casually having a chit chat?

Bernard: I....guess not.... *Looks around nervously and takes a step closer. He's visibly disturbed*

Bernard: WHAT.... do you want to say *making subtle "guys, help me" gestures*

Dino: Well uh... we were about to go do "boring" jobs. If we didn't, the boss whoever he is, would probably yell at us *Dino hasn't met Victor or Stephan yet*

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Spatch: Are you doing anything, John...?

John: And I doubt you have a job to get to new face. Not seen you till just now, and with how long it takes to get a job here I doubt you got one in five minutes of being here.

Dino: I don't mine building or tinkering to be honest. And from what I've seen, there's a lot of dupes here (yeah Victor's been lazy about that XD )

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Spatch: You seem uncomfortable, can we help...?

John: Well I don't think you have been assigned to either of those jobs yet new face.

Victor (poofs into the room): Wu?

Victor: Oh I seemed to have missed some dupes. (To John) Name? Skill? And "being a god" doesn't count.

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Victor: Would you like me to assign you to a job then?

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Spatch: GH! VICTOR! Where did you come from?! (Obviously, strikethroughs mean nothing here XD )

Victor: Ok then. There were odd sightings out past the slime biome that some dupes have gone to check. Perhaps you can go and lend a hand. There are a couple suits left over you can use. (Wow Victor already got suits? That was fast)

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Spatch: You still didn't answer my question, Vic... *Slumps*

Victor (to Spatch): Yes?

Spatch: How did you get here?! It's like you popped out of existence!

Victor: What do you mean? I just walked up here on my routine colony checkup.

John: So this odd sighting, what did the weird sight,, look like?

Victor: Some say they found another ruins. Don't tell Sophie by the way. She's just as obsessed with "adventures" as she is with her slimy pet. Don't tell her I said that either.

Spatch: *Calmed down* Is there a green suit?

John: Got it... Guess I'll just. Go now *Skips off still holdin onto that paper cause paper is cool*

Victor (to Mines): You can talk to whoever's operating the textile vactory. They made Ria a black suit, they can surely make you a green suit.

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A thing John made... idk:

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Mew: Do I even want to know what's on the paper?

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Mew: What is it?

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Mew: ...of?

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Mew: Is it a fanfiction?

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Mew: Yes.

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(Convo derailed after that :p )

Next time on Dupe Banter: A dupe that think she's a ket, starts stealing dupe belongings. But what happens once she gets her hands on a certain dupe's clipboard? ;)

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Find out next time ^_^

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Dino: Where did I put that wrench?... I swear I left it right here...

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Victor: Well I don't have my clipboard so I'll have to rely on memory until I do find it. Name? Skill?

Dino: Oh Dino's my name! And tinkering's my game! Infact that's kinda what I've been doing around base till now. Tinkering and repairing things. I'm quick the machanic you see.

Victor: I see... well I don't see any reason to change your current job. I admire workers that take the initiative to do things on their own. Keep up the good work Dino.

Dino: Will do! ^_^

Victor: Actually, would you mind taking time off work to help me find my clipboard? I'm sure it's as important as your wrench.

Dino: Sure. I actually can't complete this repair this thing without it anyway, heh.

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Dino and Victor: *Walk in the room and notice Mittens with clipboard and wrench*

Victor: Excuse me, may I have that clipboard back?

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Victor: I need that clipboard. It is very important to my job and, after this, your new job.

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Dino (to Victor): Mister, perhaps I should talk to her. *Turns to Mittens* (ahem)...

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(He forgot to re-adjust his goggles :p )

Dino: Miss, may we please have those back? They are really important to us.

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Dino: Actually, we had these originally but we put it down for a few seconds and you must have picked them up out of curiosity or something. We need those so we can do stuff for the colony.

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Victor (to Dino): Oh let me handle this. (To Mittens) Miss, this is your last chance to give those back to their original owners or else we'll have to take action.

Dino (to himself): Way to be polite to a lady...

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Victor: No don't bite it! Bad! *Attempts to take clipboard by force*

Dino: *Watches on with confusion and concern*

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(Forgot his glasses. Oh well ( ._.)

Mittens: Nyoh!

Victor: *Pulls harder*

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(Derpy Dino >u< )

Victor: This person has stolen my clipboard and this mister's wrench and she refuses to co-operate!

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Victor: Petter her head? She's a dupe, not a ket!

Yokai: It's a weird thing yea,, but it usually stops her biting my hand and stuff.

Victor: *Hesitantly raises a hand* No this is stupid.

Yokai: Well she's not gonna let go till you do that. I think.

Victor: *Annoyed* *Pets Mitten's head*

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Dino: Do I pet her to get my wrench back too? It's in her hand...

Yokai: Nah, you just gotta take it from her hand is all. Not that hard.

Dino: Ah ok. *Walks over to Mittens* I'm just gonna... takes this if you don't mind too much *Gently takes wrench from hand while Victor is still trying to get clipboard back*

Yokai: Just pull the clipboard out from her mouth now Glasses.

Victor: Ok. Takes clipboard.

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Victor: I'll say. Maybe you should check her for any mental illnesses-

Dino: He doesn't mean that! Really! What he meant to say is... she's a very unique and lovely... ket-like lady.

Yokai: I tend to not worry about how she's doing mentally,, it's a bit too straining really,, and uh yeah,, she is very unique Spiky Hair, I guess? I mean, once you ignore the kind of,,, weird side of her. She's fine to hang around with?

Victor: I just gotta make sure not to leave my clipboard unattended again *Walks off*

Dino: Well it was nice meeting you guys *Waves before following Victor out of the room*

Yokai: Nice meetin you two aswell.

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Mew: HELLO BORED! *Flails like a moron*

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That's all I have time for tonight. Just glad to have this started up again -u-;

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Y'know all these new dupe OCs. Maybe we should try and slow down at some point...

(Also a small content warning just incase ^^;

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Victor: I think we should consider some options to help with this problem, whether it be trying to increase oxygen and food production which could leave a huge dent in our resources or the more direct approach... reducing the amount of dupes in this colony.

Spatch: executions...?

Stephan:.. Hm...

Victor: Ofcourse the act of killing dupes is a little too extreme... and against the CCR if it was intentional. We could build a second base and split it with this one but we run to the same resource problem.

Suffie (eavesdropping from outside): The axe of cooking mupes??? What the heck? (<-- this originally had a strikethrough in it but it became a hilarious canon XD )

Suffie: A second... vase?

Victor: I could send more dupes out to gather resources but we'll need some more suits.

Stephan: I wouldn't...exactly...condone....killing anybody.

Victor: Well since the CCR rules out murdering dupes, we're not left with a lot of options. I think the best course of action at the moment is to make more suits and send more and more dupes out to collect resources, cooking ingredients and pretty much anything to better our survival. If something is unreachable, use a ladder.

Suffie: ... If ometing ith unrectable... you a fadder?

Suffie: *Pops her head into the room* uhh guys? Do I need to be worried about this "ometing" being "unrectable"?

Spatch: Who's erect?

Suffie: Erect? What's that?

Victor: *Turns to Suffie, confused* (<-- can't remember why tbh)

Spatch: *Slowly walks back*

Victor: D-doesn't matter to us *Repositions glasses nervously*

Suffie: is this "ometing" not able to do this,, erect thing? I'm confused.

Sptch: VIC! You explain... Heh...

Victor: This doesn't concern any of you right now. This is a private meeting! You'll all get an explanation after.

Suffie: Well I mean. I only came in here to ask what this talk was about vases,,, erect,,, fadder? It's pretty confusing hearing what sounds like witches tongue.

Spatch: *Evil chuckle*

Suffie: What's with that spooky chuckling skele? Were you guys casting a spell in here? Were you guys doin spooky witch stuff?

Spatch: Nughty stoof. Vic knows.

Suffie: ...Nughty?

Spatch: *Would've raspberried in frustration if they had a tongue*

Victor: Erect means to build stuff upwards such as statues, buildings or walls. (Now get your head out of your asses and get out of the office XD )

Suffie: Wait, so building is "nughty"? Or is the nughty thing something else entirely... I'm confused.

Victor: No. Clearly someone isn't thinking right.

Spatch: *Groans and slumps*

Suffie: Huh? Skele are you alright there?

Spatch: I think my mouth is working against me. Blech.

Victor: Well I think this meeting is over. Guess we'll try and gather more resources while I get Dino and some of the others to build more planter boxes, dioxodisers and terrariums.

Suffie: Well... guess I'll take my leave then?

Victor: We'll also need an area for bio-distillers. There's only so much algae in this asteroid.

Spatch: if Dino is joining... guess I'll work too!

Victor: Good. We're gonna need all the help we can get. I'll go around assigning dupes to go dig outside around the base.

Suffie: I'll just... do whatever's asked of me I guess?

Stephan (to Vic after they leave): Don't tell me you were thinking slightly less professionally when that woman asked a slightly less than professional question.

Victor: When she asked about what "erect" meant?

Stephan: You were blushing.

Victor: Well I may have though unprofessionally initially... but a lot of words have lost their meaning and have been tainted by the younger generation.

*Steph lets out a single snrk and small smirk*

Victor: ... What's so funny?

Steph: You may go.

Victor: Very well...

*Victor is standing outside Stephan's office, probably writing something on his clipboard. Suddenly hears a fit of laughter coming from inside*

Spatch: *Peeks around* You okay, Vic?

Victor: Aside from discovering Stephan has a unprofessional side, pretty well... and stressful with all the new stuff being put in place.

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(He finds his coworker trying to keep his composure getting the wrong idea hysterical)

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(It's a dictionary)

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Spatch: *Inches away from Vic to Suffie and Tempart* What weird?

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Spatch: Yeah...? To build and to get... Um... Hard *Rubs back of neck*

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Spatch: *Pats Suffie's head* Good girl.

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Spatch: O____O UH.... P. P section. Yeah....

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Spatch: *Whistles uncomfortably*

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Spatch: Yeah... *Pat Suffie's shoulder* That's what Victor and Stephan have.

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Suffie: Does anyone else have these 'pehnes'?

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Spatch: *Lets go of Tempart's pants*

Tempart: *Yelps when the pants snap back to his stomach*

Suffie: ...So... these pehnes things are weird. They freak me out kinda...

Spatch: So... Don't worry then. It only matters if you're in love with someone."

Suffie: Wait so if I'm in love with someone... there's a pehnes?

Spatch: Uh... Only if they're a guy. You have something else.

Suffie: ...huh... this is really strange. So like, all the guys here have a pehnes? That's weird.

Spatch: Biologyyyyyy.

Suffie: Biologyyyyyy? Biologyyyyyy's really weird. I don't like this biologyyyyyy thing.

Spatch: Biology isn't bad. I'm biology. My entire structure is biology *Flaps arms*

Suffie: ...Am I biology?

Spatch: You areee.

Suffie: Woah!

Spatch: Yoop yoop yoop.

Suffie: Who knew eavesdropping on a super secret meeting would help me learn some really weird stuff!

Spatch: Because you're kind of a kid in a adult body?

Suffie: Who knows at this point really.

Spatch: *Shrugs* Truu-woo...

Suffie: Woo-Truu

Spatch: Truth wuuus *Drunken giggle*

Suffie: Truwooth!

Spatch: Let's write some junk in that dictionary and hand it to Victor *Evil chuckle*

Suffie: Oo yeah! That'd be funny!

Spatch: We'll just tiptoe into Victor's office and grab a pen.

Suffie: A stealth mission!

Spatch: *Starts doing spy music to set the mood*

Suffie: Time to sneak sneak to Vic Vic's office place thing!

Spatch: *Sneaky sneak into the office*

Suffie: So, where do you think he keeps his pens?

Spatch: His desk I think...?

Suffie: ...yeah that's prolly right.

Spatch: We're almost there... *continues doing spy music noise*

Suffie: We're so sneaky right now dude, it's like. We're not even here. Woaaah

Spatch: YEaaaah *Mimics the crowd cheering they got to the desk* woooo

Suffie: Woo hoo! We did it!

Spatch: "What're we going to write in the dictionary?"

Suffie: "Hmm,,, let's write some made up words!"

Spatch: Gooblezabble! Wantaloooo! Kazookichooo!

Suffie: Chuchulinu!

Spatch: *Chuckles at the stupid stoof as they added words*

Suffie: Heheh, can't wait to see how Vic reacts.

Spatch: Yeeeeah! We can only wait and see *Rubs hands evilly*

Suffie: It's goin to be great seein his confusion!

Spatch: *High fives Suffie*

Suffie: *High fives back* Woo hoo! Go team!

Spatch: Maybe we can prank Stephan too. Make it look like Stephan brought the book to Vic?

Suffie: Ooo yeah yeah! Double prank!

Spatch: Alrighty.... *Writes down: Hugs and kisses, Stephan.*

Suffie: Perfect! *Giggles*

Spatch: We better run out before we get caught. Dur-hurr.

Suffie: Mhm! Let's skedaddle!

Spatch: VOOP VOOP VOOP VOP! *Hustles outta there*

Suffie: Nyoom Myoon! *Rushes outta there after Spatch*

(Btw, Victor doesn't have an office of any kind. Just a bedroom like everyone else. Victor doesn't even consider himself a boss (unless he feels the need to take charge for a little bit. Even then, it isn't permanent).

What will be the outcome of this devilish prank. Will Victor think it's Stephan? Will he finally be able to confess his feelings to him? Or is "Mr.Professional" too clever for the dynamic duo?

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We continue from the last one:

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Suffie's now staring at everyone's legs in confusion, trying to figure out why the "pehnes" is there.

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Suffie pls...

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We'll leave Suffie alone with that and see what John's up to. Oh and what's this? He's reading a book 0u0

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Mew: WHAT KINDA BOOK?

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John: Its something about an alien thing eating people. That's all i understand

Mew: Then why are you still reading it?

John: Because I want to look smart.

Next minute (cos it's John)...

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Mew: NO! Bad John!

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Later...er...

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Mew: Much as I'd like to say yes, pulling it out of your arm might cut a major artery and you'll die of blood loss. Maybe you'd want Bernard to remove it for you. I know he doesn't like you but...

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Bernard: .....

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Bernard: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng...

John: Berny~ I'm losing a lotta blood here~

Spatch: *Marches in and rubs skull-face* If you keep acting like this is a game, you won't get treatment! GAH!

Bernard: *Surprisingly yelling* I'm not helping you anymore!

John: Beeeeeeerrrnnyyyyy~ I'm dyyyyyyyyying~

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Spatch: You're creepy, John! And I'm a skeleton!

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Bernard: Good. I never gave you stitches. I hope you bleed out *Turns around defiantly*

Spatch: *Joins Bernard, feeling both frustrated and creeped out*

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Bernard: Yes, you've asked me to do that!

Spatch: Wait... What?

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Bernard: (Grumble)

John: All I did was ask for help in getting that knife out of this stupid arm. What did you want me to do huh? Rip open my own arm?

Bernard: And who put the knife there?

John: ....

Spatch: We just want you to be out of danger!

John: Well the only way to do that skeleton is to lock me in a room with no way to hurt myself. But clearly that ain't happening.

Spatch: C'moooon...

John: ...I guess I'll take my leave then.

Victor wakes and finds the dictionary Suffie and Spatch planted...

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Suffie (watching from somewhere): OwO ?

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Victor: S-Stephan?

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(For context: Stephan hid under his desk worried that his laughing outburst would get him fired and eventually fell asleep. Little did Stephan know that Victor was never incharge unless he felt the need to be for something. Stephan is still technically the boss...)

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Stephan: Don't worry. I know what you're going to say. I've already resigned so you don't need to tell me I was fired.
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Stephan: ... *Gets back up in his chair, hair still a little messy from leaning against the bottom of the desk. Looks extremely tired, but a little more relaxed now that he know he isn't going to be fired* What did you need to discuss?

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Stephan: *Takes a piece of paper to write on to unfire himself* Anything else?

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Victor: Also "pehnes" was written all over the "er" pages of the book.

Stephan: Do you recognize the handwriting?

Victor: No, I don't.

Spatch: *Snickers outside of the base*

Stephan: Well...are the two handwriting pieces similar?

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Spatch: *Peeks in the room, looking scared*

Stephan: *Doesn't notice Spatch*

Victor: Well I could do some investigating. It's pretty easy to find someone guilty. They usually get very nervous and start to perspire uncontrollably.

Victor: If they were a puplin, they'd do a guilty kind of "smile". *Turns around and notices Spatch*

Spatch: D'oh!

Victor: Ah, so glad you could join us *Walks over* Tell me skeleton, you wouldn't happen to know who did this would you?

Spatch: That's a dictionary, eh?

Victor: Yes and someone scribbled in fake words, including a poorly spelled version of, what I can only assume, is the word penis.

Spatch: Not me *Shrug*

Victor: Hmm... do you know who did it then?

Spatch: *Stares* We could try making the entire colony write words to find similar hand writing?

Victor: I don't have time for that, nor does anyone else! Did you forget there are 30 dupes in this colony alone?

Spatch: That's true. Guess it's a lost cause.

Victor: No, I refuse to give up. This person will be found and they will receive punishment. It's how justice works.

Spatch: What did you just said before that...? "We have o time"?

Victor: No time. Did I stutter?

Spatch: I'm confused, what's the crime?

Victor: Someone desecrated one of the best encyclopedia of words and attempted to prank me with it. As punishment, I'll make them rewrite the entire dictionary.

Spatch: How long could that take...? It's just writing words and how would we get the paper for it?

Victor: I supposed you have a point. I could limit their food to grisly for a couple days instead.

Victor: What do you think Stephan? Have any leads?

Stephan: Not that I know of.

(Spoilers, he never finds out it was Suffie all along XD )

John continued...

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Mew: (don't lie, John, you'd like it)

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Mew: Then, like, wrap it or something. Bernard's not gonna help.
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You could clean out the wound by pouring a ton of salt on it.

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Next time on Dupe Banter: John hurts himself again (no surprise there) but will this time be any different? Stay tuned to find out.

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