Developer ImDaMisterL Posted February 25, 2017 Developer Share Posted February 25, 2017 (Can this become a short animated series already?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, MenaAthena said: I can... read books. At a moderately fast pace. Will you hire me? Please? ohwaitcrappleaseisliketheoppositeofevilc'monmenadontmesstsup I MEAN HIRE ME NOW, NOT-PLEASE *tries to spit, but fails miserably and it just kinda dribbles down messily* RUDE, but admirable can you read 60 words per second? *The spit touches the floor and hits a pressure plate. Spikes come out of the ceiling directly above you. They are moving painfully slowly down. OH NO! IT APPEARS YOU HAVE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE! IF YOU ESCAPE THIS THEN YOU ARE HIRED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 UH. AH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *panics and runs around in circles under the spikes whilst flailing wildly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted February 25, 2017 Developer Share Posted February 25, 2017 *climbs pit* *runs to Mena* *bites her head* Nom *is being flailed around as she runs, flapping in the air* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, MenaAthena said: UH. AH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *panics and runs around in circles under the spikes whilst flailing wildly* I couldn't do better myself. *Skeletonious eats popcorn as you slip on your own spit. You narrowly escape by slipping with one and a half minutes to spare* HOW DID YOU DO THAT! I CLAIM CHEATING, BUT CHEATERS ALWAYS WIN! YOUR HIRED PAYMENT STARTING $2.00 A DAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted February 25, 2017 Developer Share Posted February 25, 2017 whn doo w git pad? *has mouthful of Mena* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said: *climbs pit* *runs to Mena* *bites her head* Nom *is being flailed around as she runs, flapping in the air* *When she slips you fly back into the pit with a bit of hair in your mouth. If there were more "sharks" they would be impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted February 25, 2017 Developer Share Posted February 25, 2017 IM TH SHAK KNG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, ImDaMisterL said: whn doo w git pad? *has mouthful of Mena* WHAT I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted February 25, 2017 Developer Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, DimWhat said: WHAT I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH! *spits hair out* Poxa, mas que pena. Realmente pensei que poderiamos ter uma conversa séria. Bom, assim é a vida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 minute ago, ImDaMisterL said: *spits hair out* Poxa, mas que pena. Realmente pensei que poderiamos ter uma conversa séria. Bom, assim é a vida. @MenaAthena You said you were good at reading right? This is you first duty. TRANSLATE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvercide Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Offers cookie to @DimWhat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Silvercide said: Offers cookie to @DimWhat *Skeletonious accepts takes a bite then immediately starts convulsing.* URGHGH! I FORGOT! THAY YOUR THING IS BAKED GOODS! MINIONS ATTACK AGAIN! *Skeletonious continues to convulse.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Wow, supreme Dimwhat really likes his cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 Just now, minespatch said: Wow, supreme Dimwhat really likes his cookies. *Skeletonious starts foaming from the mouth.* Call... a... doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvercide Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, DimWhat said: *Skeletonious starts foaming from the mouth.* Call... a... doctor. Oh! I forgot to ask if you're allergic to penicillin:> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Silvercide said: Oh! I forgot to ask if you're allergic to penicillin:> *Skeletonious doesn't look like he's gonna talk. He is starting to turn many different colors.* ehhhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvercide Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Just now, DimWhat said: *Skeletonious doesn't look like he's gonna talk. He is starting to turn many different colors.* ehhhhh... *ever so slowly puts another cookie in Skeletonious's inanimate jaw* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 Just now, Silvercide said: *ever so slowly puts another cookie in Skeletonious's inanimate jaw* *Skeletonoius is fooled again.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 *Now looks like the time for @ImDaMisterL, @Ootay, or @MenaAthena to step in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvercide Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, DimWhat said: *Skeletonoius is fooled again.* When do I get payed? :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Hello, I heard- Golly, nobody told me you are a rainbow skeleton! You can change colours! Wait, why are you eating a biscuit if you're a skeleton? I didn't know supreme forces of macabre evil need food too. *sips from a glass of milk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 *is too preoccupied staring at L's message* German! My only weakness! Must not fail boss and get fired! *stare* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimWhat Posted February 25, 2017 Author Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, MenaAthena said: *is too preoccupied staring at L's message* German! My only weakness! Must not fail boss and get fired! *stare* *Seeing your utter dedication to you job a single tear rolls out of Skeletonious eye socket. Skeletonious flat out punches @Silvercide with new found strength, @Silvercide you are knocked off of him. Skeletonious slowly gets up.* YOU FOOL YOU'VE DONE THAT TWENTY TIMES OVER! I HAVE GAINED AN IMMUNITY STRONG ENOUGH TO CALL A DOCTOR THEN COLLAPSE! *Skeletonious does.* 7 hours ago, Mobbstar said: Hello, I heard- Golly, nobody told me you are a rainbow skeleton! You can change colours! Wait, why are you eating a biscuit if you're a skeleton? I didn't know supreme forces of macabre evil need food too. *sips from a glass of milk* * You walk in to see all off this.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 *falls through a ceiling* Hello? Is this that one place where someone's hiring minions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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