DatShadowJK Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 11 hours ago, DragonMage156 said: B1) Willow tackles him and cuddles him like a fuzzy teddy bear. *Like she cuddles Bernie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 37 minutes ago, DatShadowJK said: *Like she cuddles Bernie Oh yeah cos he needs beard hair to craft XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) 17 hours ago, DragonMage156 said: no R34 Don't let spiderdian on this thread! Yeah I pick B/C ...Wilson replies: "Ummmmmm... uhhhhhhhhhh..." Spoiler And thus begins our romance story. *sigh* I can't believe I'm doing this *sigh* Well, let's go. Willow: Awww, you don't just want a hug? Wilson: *ashamed* No, I'm a grown man... I don't need... hugs. Willow: AWW COME HERE YA BIG DUMMY Wilson: *wilhelm scream* And then, at that moment, Wilson fainted from shock. (Yeah I know, surprising, I didn't want to ship them) Willow slapped his face. Willow: Uhh... Wilson? Is anybody in here? Are you alive? Earth to Wilson, are you there? Hmph. Oh in the name of potato cups, WAKE UP! And then, at that moment, he emerged from his trance and put his hand over his face and ran away, inevitably collapsing the tent, and cried aloud: "Please don't hug me don't hug me! Don't hug me I'm scared! (Shameless refrence) PLEASE DONT HUG ME!!!" Yeah. I just broke all your dreams of Willowson shipping. Don't feel to bad about it. Meanwhile in Webber's tent~ *Woah, look what I just made! A winter hat!* *Wait a second, where'd I get that beefalo Wool?* Flaaaaashhhhbaaaaaackkkk Doo-ta-doo. Walkin down town with ma arachnid friends. Webber is walking through the savhanna with his spider army *I mean* friends. Hey lil' cow! Buffalo. Thing. Beefalo! That's what I'll call ya. However, for some odd reason it was mating season. Webber got his butt kicked. Spider war Beefalo wool ... Meanwhile in Willow's tent~ Spoiler Meanwhile in Woodie's tent~ Hey lucy? What is it, Woodie? Well I was just wondering if Willow and Wilson made up already, eh? Maybe. Maybe they didn't. Some really smart guy with a cat and a box said that if you don't know something's true, it's both true and untrue. Was his name Schrodinger? Nah. I think it was Jimmy Falon. *facepalms* Meanwhile in Wilson's 'tent'~ *breathes deeply* All stakes in place. Wilson falls asleep within. And thennnnnn winter. What do they do first? A) Paying the Mactusk hunting family a visit (whatever you do, I am sure to say I loved the wikia version way better. Your response may not top it) B) Bird Trapping (4 dem blowdarts!!111!1!1!!!) C) Winter Koalefant Hunting... D) Iceberg (does anybody but me actually call them that?) Mining (filler for meatballs (berries are now out of question)) E) Make up something. *cough* Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler @DatShadowJK Edited May 11, 2017 by Master Jand Added options 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 All those in favor of rewriting that post with Willowson? *Raises hand* 52 minutes ago, Master Jand said: Don't let spiderdian on this thread! Wait, wouldn't you get warning points and bans if you posted R34 stuff? 0_0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 18 minutes ago, DragonMage156 said: Wait, wouldn't you get warning points and bans if you posted R34 stuff? 0_0 Not on discord. I never go on any mod off-topic channels anymore. It happened once. And I assure myself it will never happen again. @__@ Scarred 4 life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Master Jand said: Not on discord. I never go on any mod off-topic channels anymore. It happened once. And I assure myself it will never happen again. @__@ Scarred 4 life Now I'm curious but at the same time not 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Master Jand said: Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents @DatShadowJK All of that just to mention my name Wow. You want me to Webber-Wendy RIGHT??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, DatShadowJK said: You want me to Webber-Wendy RIGHT??? Exactly the opposite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 C) (wait you watch domiks?) ~~~~Chapter 2: Winter~~~~ Oh hey there! The night before we had an insight of many things.. Heartbreak (I'm bringing the ship back and adding Wender to the Shipping List) and A bunch of beefoo wool (Hooooooraaaaayy Weeeberrr!) Ok.. SO.. Ahem.. Start of morning LEGGO! In the brisk of the morning, a chilly breeze settles across base Webber: "H-hey, W-W-W Team (and Lucy)?" Wilson: "Webber?" Willow: "Wilson.." Wendy: "Willow" Woodie: "Wendy" Lucy: "My love" "Woodie" "Mr Wilson and Ms Willow, is it Winter?" Wilson: "Appears so, ground is a bit blue, its cold, wait, cold? GET THOSE HEAT STONES!" "Mr Wilson, may I make an announcement?" "Sure, go for it kid." "OK EVERYBODY" Webber shouts on top of his lungs "I, WEBBER, HAVE ACHIEVED AN EXCESS OF BEEFALO WOOL AND SILK!" "Oh my God, Webber, Make beefalo suits when we kill the Koalefants!" "Which reminds me, I'ma go eat, I'll catch those Koalefants!" "No I will!" (Wilson and Willow argue over it) "Ay, ay, ay.. How 'bout you both fight it?" "... Fine.." they both say "Ok.." "Hey Willow?" "Yes?" "Breakfast!" "Oh Yeah! Can't fight on an empty stomach!" After they eat their breakfast (By the fire of course!) They grab logs, grass, spears, wood armour and torches.. "Ok Willow, stay safe, first track is..."Wilson looks around and spots a lump "There!" Willow and Wilson follow the tracks until they find a Winter Koale "Ok Wilson.. A) I chase it and you hit it" B) You chase it and I hit it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, Master Jand said: Exactly the opposite. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, DatShadowJK said: LEGGO Man, I just love playing with legos. ... yeah let's just continue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 You gave me the worst options. A and B at the same time CHAAAAAAARRRRRGGGEEEEE!!! Both run at full speed The game get's really confused and the koalefant just runs in circles. Hithithithithithithithit Koalefant... PUNCH!!!!!1!!!!1!!1111!!!! Willow and Wilson back away at just the right moment. Hithithithithithithithit Koalefant... PUNCH!!!!!1!!!!1!!1111!!!! Willow and Wilson back away at just the right moment. Hithithithithithithithit FINISH HIM!!!! (Or is it a her?) I am Wilson Higgsbury. You killed my father. Prepare to die. *stabs* WILSON WINS!!!! "Hey, I helped!" - Willow *jeez, fine Willow.* WILSON AND WILLOW WIN!!! *sniffs trunk* I smell victory. And webber got his own little winter vest that day. WE MUST HUNT AGAIN! *sniffs track one by one* *finds.... A) Varg B) Ewecus *I RIGGED IT* Anyways, they find the beast... and think up a game plan. They rally the troops from base and prepare to take it down. Also I thought of this when writing: Spoiler *cough* @DatShadowJK *cough* @DragonMage156 *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 BUBUBUBU DOUBLE POST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 As much as I'd like to reply (and bring the Willowson back) I don't like the choices and I can't think of anything creative at the moment :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 hours ago, DragonMage156 said: I don't like the choices *You want a koalefant...?* FINE... C) Koalefant Also. If. You. Bring. Willowson. Back. It will be quickly ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 8 hours ago, Master Jand said: *You want a koalefant...?* No it's not that... 8 hours ago, Master Jand said: If. You. Bring. Willowson. Back. It will be quickly ruined. Y u h8? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatShadowJK Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 B Plain Evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Master Jand said: Australia. I believed they invented The Lord of The Rings there. Whoa whoa WHOA! As a New Zealander, I am offended so let me set something straight. Lord of the Rings was filmed in New Zealand. Y'know, that little country just past Australia that lives ahead of everyone else? The country that has a lot of native bird you can't find anywhere else? Where Hobbiton exists?! Honestly I'm surprised people still get it mixed up with Australia or, in some cases, forget it exists Fun Fact: The live action Pete's Dragon was also filmed in NZ (I found that little tidbit after I watched it). ANYWAY back to the story. Since no one else wants to write it, I guess it falls on me again. I'm going to go with Shadow's choice (no offense btw if the stuff above offended you. I remember hearing that you were an Aussie so...) B They follow the tracks which eventually takes them to an autumn biome. For some reason, Wilson got a bit uneasy. It was evening and this is usually when ewecuses or vargs come out. He shook his head. I'm just over thinking this, he thought, we have just as good as chance of finding koalaphant as the other two... though I'd prefer it to not be the other two. They uncovered another track. "This way" Willow pointed. Wilson looked around to get his mind off uncertainty. There was a catcoon chasing a butterfly nearby. That gave them a large amount of meat. Albeit not as much as a koalaphant but better then taking the risk. Before Willow uncovered the next trail, Wilson spoke. "Uh Willow? I need to tell you something" Willow turned to face him. "Yeah?" "I... really don't wanna finish this hunt" "What? Why?" "I can't help but feel that it's not a koalaphant waiting for us at the end of the trail. Why not hunt 8 catcoons instead? It's the same amount of meat AND some fancy cat tails! I know how much you wanted a kittykit" "Ok, first off it was a broodling and second, we need that trunk for more puffy vests. Catcoons can't give you those" "Please, what if a varg or ewecus appears?! I don't want any of us to get hurt" "Oh Wilson, stop worrying so much" Willow continued as she turned around "I'm sure there's nothing to worr....y a.... bout" Right there staring Willow in the face was a big woolly ewecus. "Ohh..." It was chewing in grass and didn't even seem to notice them. "Ok Willow" Wilson said in the calmest voice possible "Back away, slowly" Willow did as he said and took slow steps backwards. The ewecus looked at them, causing them to stop automatically. Wilson was silently freaking out while Willow's heart was racing. Once it seemed safe again, Willow took another step back. *Snap!* Willow stepped on a twig which alarmed the ewecus. "Meeeeeh!" It shot mucus at both of them. It just missed Willow but Wilson was not so fortunate. "Eh... I'm stuck!" "Wilson!" It then headbutted Willow, sending her flying, landing next to Wilson. She swung her spear to cut off some of the mucus around Wilson before collecting herself up off the ground. "Thanks" Wilson said. "What now?" A) Attempt to fight the creature with what they have now. B) Retreat and come back later with better weapons and backup (survivors or pigmen, your choice). C) Continue to contemplate while the ewecus shoots more snot at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolascay Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) 58 minutes ago, DragonMage156 said: autumn biome What's this? EDIT: I deleted my latest post since it had nothing to do with the adventure. But remember the 'East of Australia' part? I didn't mean the east coast, I meant actually east of the country. Like. New Zealand. Edited May 13, 2017 by Master Jand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Master Jand said: What's this? EDIT: I deleted my latest post since it had nothing to do with the adventure. But remember the 'East of Australia' part? I didn't mean the east coast, I meant actually east of the country. Like. New Zealand. Ah I didn't see "East" of Australia so you can see where the confusion came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMage156 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) Well no one replied to my last post so... eh *shrug* Edited May 17, 2020 by DragonMage156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logz Tor Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 I think I'll try my hand at this, hello I'm a rando with no life.... option B 'run for backup' Before the ewecus can snog up another glob of goo, Wilson grabs willow and bolts in a random direction. The Ewe, noticing this, decides to run after the black furball that it previously spat goo at and caught. Willow, being an observant little tyke, begins to realize that Wilson is drawing the Ewe away, setting fires for warmth and to distract the iron Fuzzywookums. So she promptly runs to base for halp. Meanwhile in woodie's world ahhhhhh, the tree's be singin' the wood pile be growin'"remember to plant your cones!" Lucy reminds yoAcht', thx for rembering luc', where would I be without ye'hmmhmhmmmmdumdumdeedum choppin' ma tree's duda dee das cones be dropin' to mee doodily deee Imma be choppin' treeees The pile O' wood be growin' goodfire girls hereand I have my foouuudfire girl is holding somethingChoppin mah tree'sit's a lighternice and warmnice and warm.nice and warm?firefire!FIRE! "OI YER BURNIN OUR STICKPILE LASSIE!""Wilson needs our help!""abi get up we have something to die to!"*yawn* "I'm up I'm up, what's going on?""THIS LASSY IS BURNING MY STOCK O' WOOD!""Hush you workaholic, Willow needs help with something""is it a new friend for us?""Get your equipment and follow me!""AFTER you stop burnin man sticks!" half a day passes, the grey clouds snowing, it's eve of the next day. willow guided us through the night, giving us little time to pursue nearing the shade of night abi tenses, there are enemies near"THERE'S THE EWECUS!"Willow points her spear at a silver and grey puff ball. it must be a living puff ball, because it turns around and looks at us finally, something to let me join Abigail in a dance with deathA. woodie and webber stashed some extra food and glands and give it to the partyB. Wilson returns with some pigs that help outC. Wilson is a ghosty boi and is actively haunting the EwecusD. the Ewecus mops the floor with the unsuspecting survivalistsE. I can't think of any more choices and you have a better idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Starver Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 B. The survivors are having a tough battle, and they are being badly beaten by this ridiculous snot sheep, when out of the blue, they hear a cry: "The pigs are coming!! The pigs are coming!!!!" It's Wilson. He's somehow managed to bring a Pig battalion 20 Pigs strong, all wearing helmets! He charges the Ewecus, brandishing a club that looks like it's made of meat... when he gets hit by three blasts of mucus. Suddenly, they hear a shattering noise, and standing in the clearing is an odd-looking lady holding a pocketwatch. She sees the Ewecus, and immediately pulls out a watch on a cord and strikes it on the nose, enraging it. It charges at her, bellowing, but at the last second, she presses a button on yet another watch... and disappears. The poor, doomed Ewecus has just enough time to regret its' decisions before plunging into the ocean with a terrified squelch/bleat/noise. A. Wanda pops up behind Woodie, scaring him half to death. B. Wanda pops up behind Wilson, causing him to faint. When he wakes up, he's babbling uncontrollably about "science. No. Can't. Possible? How?" C. Wanda pops up in the center of the clearing, then launches a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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