Dannyrulx Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Humanity expands into the galaxy only to find that it's devoid of intelligent life. Primitive species exist, but we're essentially gods among mortals. Because of the near-infinate resources and time we have, we quickly develop ridiculous levels of tech, and are capable of terraforming worlds, creating nebula, hell even screwing with the basic laws of the universe is capable. We also can transcend (and descend) into energy beings at will, and have a wicked sense of humour. How would you mess with our little specieses? Da Rules 1. We're trying to be trolls, not dicks. Having a huge 'do not press' button that causes an extinction level event when pressed isn't cool. Having the same button but instead of wiping life out, plauges the button presser with five drones following them around for a year slow clapping (and informing them of what that means) is OK. 2. No having species explicitly attack each other. And yes, placing two warlike species with a hatred to one another in an enclosed solar system with easy access to weaponry, or materials to make weaponry counts. Let the games begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyrulx Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 To start: Build anatmosphere'd ring of metal connecting a series of planets. The planets are all inhabited by perfectly friendly species that just happen to find all the other species physically repulsive, apart from the one opposite to them on the ring, which they find gorgeous. Make it so all the species are capable of producing offspring with each other, bar the opposite ones, and make nessacary to cross-breed to ensure each species' survives. After a set amount of time, descend as a godly being and give them a solution to make the opposite species capable of producing offspring, and hand it out hours before the most hated person on each of the worlds at the time die. Laugh. Hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiddyGuy Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 No thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyrulx Posted June 8, 2016 Author Share Posted June 8, 2016 @GiddyGuy Go oon mah son. GO OON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 I establish a "Christmas Every Day" policy on a planet, plunging it into an era of peace and happiness. ... What, that's not what I'm supposed to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyrulx Posted June 8, 2016 Author Share Posted June 8, 2016 Wouldn't that cause global economic collapse due to unsustainable gift giving? I like the way you think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Battal Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 On 6/8/2016 at 0:00 PM, Dannyrulx said: Wouldn't that cause global economic collapse due to unsustainable gift giving? I like the way you think! http://www.statista.com/topics/991/us-christmas-season/ Quote Christmas is typically the largest economic stimulus for many nations around the world as sales increase dramatically in almost all retail areas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Tell the leader of a tribe on a random planet to bake a ham everyday for a month. Then tell him to eat all the hams he has made in under 3 days. Watch as he proceeds to get fatter and fatter, due to overeating and ham containing fat in it. Before he eats one of the hams, however, lace it with ipecac so he is forced to vomit up the remains of the hams he has eaten. Pat him on the back and say "Guess you're kinda porky now, huh?" Laugh like a maniac. Did I do it wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyrulx Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Bit on the d!ck side, but a good theory. 2 hours ago, Battal said: http://www.statista.com/topics/991/us-christmas-season/ That's for one day. Imagine it 356 days a year. (Or however long the planet's year is.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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