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Maxwell Memes: The Sequel


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21 hours ago, Canis said:

I already found out about this as soon as the steam library went live, and you can bet your rear end I abused it to hell.
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your not alone, im gonna abuse it to DOBLE HELL

Edit: idk how to change it, help meh ;-;

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52 minutes ago, NinjaGrump said:

Nome has breached containment.

Now is my time.

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Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ is to be kept in a locked janitorial closet with at least twelve (12) potatoes cut to meet the requirements stated below. Potatoes are to be replaced as SCP-████ consumes them, on a biweekly basis. Further efforts to provide SCP-████ with sustenance is not necessary, although it may be given other food items as reward for good behavior.

In the event of a breach, SCP-████ is to be apprehended through the use of chloroform.

Description: SCP-████ is an adult male working for Klei Entertainment, situated in ██████, Canada. When not in containment, SCP-████ will often post memetic cognitohazards to the forum site forums.kleientertainment.com, or post on an ongoing Klei-hosted livestream on Twitch.com if available.

SCP-████ shows aversion to potatoes, cut horizontally in half and sculpted out to mimic a cup shape. The importance of the shape is crucial to SCP-████'s containment, as potatoes that aren't cut specifically to these requirements, or other objects, prove ineffective to halting SCP-████'s escape efforts.

SCP-████ will occasionally disappear from it's closet entirely. It was previously speculated that SCP-████ escaped from an overhead ventilation shaft, but placing potato cups in the vent proved ineffective.

Has anyone ever thought of locking the closet door? -Senior Researcher Jan
God. Dammit. -05-

 

 

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3 hours ago, Canis said:

R E D A C T E D 

NOW FOR AN INCIDENT!

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Incident ██████ -1

SCP-██████ was found in the kitchen, stealing all the cookies, coke, pepsi, and other snacks, when he was caught, he slapped, bit, and kicked about 37 employees, before retreating even though  re-containing SCP-██████ was a success, he will constantly try to steal snacks

they could try to block the vents and lock the door but no - Dr Bright

 

 

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4 hours ago, FabopFrankie said:

Me trying to beat bearger by just obsessively eating:

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He better watch his bacc

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Broke: Kiting bearger

Woke: Just tanking him and everytime you lose your weapon you craft a new one

Bespoken: Tank him and a teammate gives you weapons

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