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ISAAC

The Fluid

An overmotional, ever-changing alien-human slowly being taken over by a neurotic-ever changing AUTHOR.

 

L

The Canine Breeing

A small, annoying DOG. No special abilites or personality traits recorded.

 

Your name is _______. You have recently materialized in a room presumed to be yours, as a part of an ELABORATE, TEXT-BASED ADVENTURE that was formed against SOMEBODY ELSE'S BETTER JUDGEMENTS. You, the room, and everything in it are completely GRAY, due to the author's LACK OF TIME and GENERAL LAZINESS. In this room is a DRAWING TABLET, BOOK OF META, LARGE, STRANGE MACHINE, COMPUTER, and a shelf containing items themed around your VARIOUS INTERESTS. However they are currently completely GREY.

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What will you do?

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Your patience is rewarded.


The room gradually fills up with crappy PNGs of various objects. As a bonus you can finally sort-of see where you are, now.


 


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You then examine the STRANGE MACHINE. Ah, you love your STRANGE MACHINE. Not only does it have many STRANGE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWERS, and is GRAY to boot.


 


 


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Enter command.


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*Tries to enter a random command*

Take on corporeal form.



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What an excellent idea! Good job on that answer you totally provided and not - I repeat NOT - Forced upon you by a petty, overbearing author.


You are now a GREY ALIEN. Obsessed with all things GRAY. As well as some things that are GREY. Along with grand, majestic DIGITGRADE LEGS GRAY ALIENS possess the ability to SHAPESHIFT, so you may not stay as one for long. Too bad. You're rather attached to being GREAY.

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You use the STRANGE MACHINE to summon some GREY GOO from the SECOND GRAY AREA. It then proceeds to latch on to anything that isn't COMPLETELY GREY, covering _______, your COMPUTER, and pretty much everything else in GREY GOO. Thus all three actions have been performed in sequence.

Also you can't see any of it because the AUTHOR is currently at SCHOOL and can't rearrange the room he made with PAINT.NET layers. However that doesn't matter, because all he'd have to "draw" is a completely GRAY square.

>________________________
^Commands go here.

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You wipe the GREY GOO off the computer monitor. The WEB BROWSER provided lacks a SEARCH FUNCTION, and is permanently opened to a LOCAL WEB FORUM as a HAMHANDED PLOT DEVICE to tie your EXISTENCE to the KLEI ENTERTAINMENT FORUM. All the better, you guess. Amazon doesn't really ship to the FIRST GRAY AREA. Aside from the browser, the computer holds many GIMP FILES OF GRAYSCALE DRAWINGS, STEAM, PORTALS 1 & 2, INVISIBLE INC., THE UNFINISHED SWAN, INTERDIMEN. IOS, DON'T STARVE, and GREY GOO.

The video game, not the substance.



The command god demands sacrifices.

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>Become Temmie

 

That's impossible. Only certified TEM BERS can be Tem, much less Temmie Temself.

 

 

>Load up Steam

You load up STEAM, which for some reason automatically loads your profile. Huh. Maybe it's the AUTHOR giving you some sort of sign.

 

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Hmm.

 

Anyways, your page at first glance holds your EXPERTLY MADE PROFILE PICK, many MUNDANE ACHIEVEMENTS from some of your favorite GAMES, and the fact that you are NOT KBB.

 

.command("____")

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