NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 *Wakes up* Uhhh... Where was I?My mental health is decaying... Brain cancer is getting worse....Oh, yes, I was working for the good of the Melondom....*Puts on enthusiastic face*0_oLet me better explain to the feeble minded citizens of the Melondom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I remember long ago, there was a melon church. It got shut down because of racist jokes. Also, I'm more of a cantaloupe and canary melon guy, but Watermelon is good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll no funding?!?!?!?!?!?FINE!!!!!I'll do this on my own!MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 *Goes to Large Hadron Collider**Sets off red alert alarms* *Waits until everybody evacuates* MWAHAHHAHAAHH!!!!All these years, they've been doing it wrong!*Sets of atomic melon bomb on surface, killing all personal that evacuated* *Powers up the LHC* *Creates miniature black hole and stores in dark energy compression container* *Constructs base within LHC facility* FOR THE GOOD OF MELONDOM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Ok, Noob is killing innocent people and plotting to destroy the universe while using our kingdom to justify his actions. I don't know about you, but I don't want the universe to end, nor do I want to be associated with it. I implore that we annex NoobModder from our kingdom for the good of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 *eating Watermelon sour patch while watching the place blow up*Jolly good show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 As stated earlier:I am doing this for the good of all Melondom!*Screams*Sorry, my head is hurting really bad...I'm fine...I'm fine.... At every tale's end, a new one begins...A voice came to me, and it told me that if I ended our story, the melondom would be reborn, fresher, cleaner, and purified...*Shrieks from headache* *Falls to floor**Crawls away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 2, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 2, 2015 As stated earlier:I am doing this for the good of all Melondom!*Screams*Sorry, my head is hurting really bad...I'm fine...I'm fine....At every tale's end, a new one begins...A voice came to me, and it told me that if I ended our story, the melondom would be reborn, fresher, cleaner, and purified...*Shrieks from headache**Falls to floor**Crawls away*...You're crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I SHALL NOT BE PROSECUTED FOR SOMEBODY ELSE'S ACTIONS!*shoots Noob with a Minigun**proceeds to burn him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 ^ I already got away, and if you shot me, who would contain that black hole I harnessed?It doesn't seem you know too much about theoretical or nuclear physics!Just an assumption, however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 2, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 2, 2015 ^ I already got away, and if you shot me, who would contain that black hole I harnessed?It doesn't seem you know too much about theoretical or nuclear physics!Just an assumption, however...Uhh...Uhh...Well YOUR FACE SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 *Prepares cesium bomb* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 ^ I already got away, and if you shot me, who would contain that black hole I harnessed?It doesn't seem you know too much about theoretical or nuclear physics!Just an assumption, however...Uhh.Uhh.Dammit.I NOMINATE TO BANISH, AND PUT A KILL CONTRACT ON NOOB.If not, banish and then sick the police on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I need more time...These people are constantly getting at me, like mosquitos...Hmmm...MORE TIME.....MORE TIME!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 2, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 2, 2015 *Prepares cesium bomb**thyme-travelling glare* Don't.Enough... is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 *Prepares cesium bomb* I SAY WE PUT HIM IN MELON JAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 DANGIT WE NEED A WAY TO DISARM NOOB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I NOMINATE NOOB TO BE BANISHED TO THE DARK FOREST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 You'll have to catch me first, of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 You'll have to catch me first, of course...You're like a walking tracker.See, here you are.*shows Noob a location near the Melon Church* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I live at the LHC facilities...xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 I live at the LHC facilities...xDOh wait, this was from a couple posts ago.*reloads page*There.See?*reshows Noob the location and it's at lHC Facilities* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 *begins the ritual* *In an ellipse of Melon juice, surrounded by melon-scented candles, I dance the Dance of the Thousand Melons. I raise my Melon on a Stick up to the skies.* I BANISH THE VILE NOOB, AND REMEDY HIS INJURIES TO THE PEOPLE!*Clouds gather and glow red. Noob's victims are returned to a state of health. Noob is cast from the Melondom, never to return. His mind is left a ruinous enigma of nonsensicalities.* *Noob has no arms or legs* *Noob is being nibbled by cats* *Noob smells a bit like an orange* Can we please stop the madness and resume civil Melonry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Why haven't I been added to the list yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 Why haven't I been added to the list yet? The sky-melons were not aligned or something. Guys, I'm gonna put him on if nobody says anything. I know it got a bit hectic with Noob just now. What title did you want again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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