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Pig    10

Pours rainbow juice and drinks it. I dont always drink rainbows but when I do it has to have a pony on the cover.

I will go to bar and drain my sorows

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Pig    10

gets up pony you look tasty * chases pony trying to eat you * * turns into were pig*

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Pig    10

hops out of bag starts a farm builds a fire pit then finds new pig village gets pig wife has children then dies of old pig age

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That was the story of my birth that I just read from my book!

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Pig    10

I readbook from homeland the pig king told me that story when I was little it is my favorite story do you not like my history do you hate me? :(

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Snob    1,272

Rainbow meat? Well, I do know who to hunt now..

I have some cooked steak, does that make me cool now?

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Dont even think about that.Hes just painting the meat.I saw him,and it tastes like paint.

Also,Im sure you will be the No.2 Coolest person,Pigs will do whatever you want for a piece.

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